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Italeo
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
0 miles · Lichfield
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Quote by JudyTV
or how about : I sent you a pm, you didn't reply, you are a fucking whore.
*sigh*
and some muppet wants me to hand over my mobile number? I think not.
xx
Oh that one's my fave too - ya know....
QuickShagBrigade PM: "Hiya, loved ur profile, fancy meeting up for a shag tomoz before me Mrs gets home? "
Dark: "Erm, thankyou for your lovely message but as you're new here and I dont know you I'm afraid I'm not interested" (or words to that effect :twisted:
)QuickShagBrigade PM: " You really think you're something dont you, you filthy slag , i only messaged you cos i was desperate "
Dark: "Well thankyou for your quick response sweetie, I'm sorry I couldnt help you. Hope you find what you're looking for on here." (sommat like that anyway
)or even:
unwanted pm hi gorgeous, you are just what i am looking for, text me on and we can meet up tomorrow
WBB thanks for the pm, am not looking for meets right now though, good luck
unwanted pm you fat slag, no wonder you have to go on the internet to get sex, i wouldn't have gone near you anyway.
WBB fine
unwanted pm why do you keep sending me messages, stop bothering me!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
More please. I'm cutting and pasting these replies and storing them because I can use all of them, I am learning so much here. :P
I have started a new folder in MS Word and named it RTWFMA = Replies to wankers from my ads.
Jude
Yes and?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I wonder if there would be enough interest in another masquerade ball??
I am off before Sarge sees this
Shireen
xxx
I would love to do another Ball, but the new site format means that to have another character we would all have to sign up again and pay a joining fee!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
As much as I enjoy it I am not paying to spend a weekend being someone else!!
:? :? :?and on the plus side, at least you haven't had to pay to be you either :giggle: :bolt: :?: :?: :?:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge and his 'tautologicons'
You made that word up didn't you?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
:? :? :? :lol:SB - it's actually called ICONMUNGULITIS......
Leo XXX (contact my doctor for confirmation)...... :?
kill...kill.... ..killlllllkillll.................killlllllllllllll
Does this make sense?...................GET RID................................................... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Does this make sense?...................GET RID................................................... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Right time to clean the towers out folks.
I want to see everyone down on their hands and knees :twisted:
The place seems to be getting a bit cluttered with the same old rubbish so I've decided to set an example and set the ball rolling by moving all the rubbish into the bottomless pit. :angel:
So far I've got rid of:
Shaved/unshaved
Cock size
Is the chatroom down?
Postcodes
Why was my post locked?
Take a look at my add
So lets get this place ship shape. Let me know if there's anything else to go in the bottomless pit.
For those that don't know - the bottomless pit is located at the back of the Towers behind Eagersluts layby?
Ermmmmm....although I totally agree with the principal of this thread.......
Doesn't it alienate the "newbies"? Who haven't had the pleasure of others advice?
Especially Srgt. B's broadsword?
<<<Just a comment SB>>> Where's my head gon..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............................
Quote by Darkfire
Can Dobies participate with their "owners"......
did i miss one???? :shock:
I really dunno - was just being flippant....
thankyou for your constructive contribution to the thread then hun.
No Probs DarkF - was trying to sus out what pic threads would be acceptable, without Sarg. B's sword......
me included 
....LOLQuote by firelizard
Blimey!! :shock:
And here was me thinking that you lot were just a bunch of sex craved fanatics :twisted: just after each others bodies and stuff and all the while you know all about gardening and food and nature aswell.
Reading thru this thread has made me decide that if I manage to get the time this year I will start to do something with our garden. You never know if I start showing some interest in gardening I might get a shag too!
Love
Mrs Lizard xxx
:thumbup: Nice one Mrs L......lol
Ummmm..... some interesting replies......
It appears that the greater concensus is "no" to the more graphic picture, so has the thread turned into a discussion of content over quality? Have we all become amateur art critics:
Personally, I prefer the person to the picture. Yes, it is nice to know who you are "talking" to from the word go but after a few phone calls and a meet, pictures become irrelevant.
Now if I wanted to sell my car on here......it would make sure it's in focus........ :D :D
It appears that the greater concensus is "no" to the more graphic picture, so has the thread turned into a discussion of content over quality? Have we all become amateur art critics
: Personally, I prefer the person to the picture. Yes, it is nice to know who you are "talking" to from the word go but after a few phone calls and a meet, pictures become irrelevant.
Now if I wanted to sell my car on here......it would make sure it's in focus........
:D :D Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I think I should start a beer belly thread.......
i think you should tooooooo
that way the other 90% of us mere mortals can join in :whistling: :scared:
Italeo and Phillstarr, please dont be shy, we just love all male torso's, all shapes, all sizes, so come on, just get your kit off :lol: :lol:
Ermmm.....yesssssss...... :?:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
:cheers: Over the years Ive been offered everything from tellys, pc's, perfume, tooothpaste, 2nd hand cars and more
Mr Tweeky
ever think someone was trying to make you go home, Tv , to go home and watch, pc to go home and play on, prefume, cuse ya stink , go home, toothpaste ewwgghh bad breath, a car , take the lot and heres a car to feck off in. nothing worked so they offered you a woman :shock:
xxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxxxxx
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by swmfl2003
Well its quite simple really - U take the 7 richest countries in the world and add Russia. Then take about 8000 police officers and about the sme number of swampy types. Put the ;eaders of the county behind a 20 foot steel fence and feed them on the best food and drink.
and provide them with a table so they can chat and there U have it a G8, but not sure if that answer ur questions
PMSL
Quote by delsutton
As a non-smoker I hate arriving home reeking of ciggie smoke, but I can't see why we can't have both smoking pubs/clubs and non-smoking ones. If, as they say, 75% of peeps in the UK don't smoke surely there is a huge market for non-smoking places without the need for prohibitive legislation and killing the enjoyment of those who do want to wreck their lungs.
The really curious thing is that the Houses of Commons and Lords are exempt from the ban. What's that all about?
Cuban cigars.....
