Quote by Italeo
its not a whine its a question,and you just answered it freckledbird
eloquently thout out easy....
ermm "thought"
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Italeo
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
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Quote by freckledbird
Jokes aren't a no-no, but the thread doesn't need to run because it's just a joke. This moaning thread is just because you had a joke thread locked earlier. This thread will undoubtedly be locked because it's a whine. Get over it. If you don't like them being locked, don't post them.
Not at all...i just always thought the whole point in "swinging" was the fun element - so if you can't make someone laugh, what's the point in anything else happening?
Quote by freckledbird
Jeez stop bloody moaningYou obviously know that this thread is a dead end and will be locked, so why bother? As for the jokes, it's a pain in the bum when the page is full of new threads which are just a joke. Go tell your jokes to people, not on here.
Isn't the cafe the place for telling stuff? We'd all be in the pub otherwise???
) that it would be nice to know who found it funny or not....
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Quote by easyease
yeah it happens a lot. tucker from enterprise turns up as a wraith in atlantis,and obrien from next generation turns up in atlantis to. ben browder and claudia black moved from farscape to sg1. lexa doig was in andromeda and now in sg1. im sure i could be a real geek and carry this list
Claudia Black & Lexa Doig - I knew there was some reason to watch these shows....pmsl.....
The original Trek 2sort of" carries on in these shows and
I haven't seen any of them (so I can't be that geeky (he says)) :shock: but it's nice to see the idea still alive.
Quote by alex111
ok! all u disbelivers! try this!
black hole
warp drive
enershaldampeners?
transporters
lazers
just a few of the things on Star Treck that r now real an can be done?
Can't deny that m8, but I think most of them were "discovered" before GR -
Steven Hawking was working on black holes therories back in the 50's / early 60's
warp drive goes back to Einstein, it's just called a different name (speed of ight)
Now transporters - I'm with Shariff - can't wait.....
Correct me if Im wrong but I though Star Treck used Phasers that are always set to stun on order of captain Kirk........ where does the laser come in?
Ask sercher - I quoted him.... :arrow:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
*************************
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
**************************
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
**************************
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
****************************
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
******************************
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
*******************************
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
************************************
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife --
Marrying you screwed up my life.
************************************
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
*************************************
My love, you take my breath away --
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
*************************************
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."
*************************************
What inspired this amorous rhyme? --
Two parts vodka, one part lime!
Leo xxx
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
*************************
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
**************************
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
**************************
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
****************************
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
******************************
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
*******************************
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
************************************
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife --
Marrying you screwed up my life.
************************************
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
*************************************
My love, you take my breath away --
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
*************************************
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."
*************************************
What inspired this amorous rhyme? --
Two parts vodka, one part lime!
Leo xxx
ok! all u disbelivers! try this!
black hole
warp drive
enershaldampeners?
transporters
lazers
just a few of the things on Star Treck that r now real an can be done?
Can't deny that m8, but I think most of them were "discovered" before GR -
Steven Hawking was working on black holes therories back in the 50's / early 60's
warp drive goes back to Einstein, it's just called a different name (speed of ight)
Now transporters - I'm with Shariff - can't wait.....
black hole
warp drive
enershaldampeners?
transporters
lazers
just a few of the things on Star Treck that r now real an can be done?
Can't deny that m8, but I think most of them were "discovered" before GR -
Steven Hawking was working on black holes therories back in the 50's / early 60's
warp drive goes back to Einstein, it's just called a different name (speed of ight)
Now transporters - I'm with Shariff - can't wait.....
