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Its__Harry
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
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Thanks Steph, I should have added that as well...its been a long day banghead
Harry
"He also gave up his eight-year-old African Grey parrot after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice"
I think the parrot was taking the piss and deserved everything he got :twisted:
Harry
A nice offer there but as a predominantly nebie munch, it may be best to meet in a reasonably public place, that way if anyone feels a tad awkward they can easily make their excuses and go or just slip off into the crowd
The Irish pub idea sounds good
Harry
Probably going to get shot to pieces for this banghead but it seems that Horny Bunny is getting it from both barrels now (with a few being reloaded as well), what started earlier in the thread as a "bet you wish you hadn't started this thread now big head" posts are getting a bit personal now, although he isn't helping himself with the replies I do feel that this is all going to end in tears, whose I don't know.
When in a hole stop digging, there are planty of other threads
Harry
Sarah,
Can I be certified for spending far too much time on here instead of working and risking getting the sack?
Harry
Great. Like Depp hasn't got enough going for him already, hes now the sex toy of Winch Wench and Serendipity
Some people have all the luck!! rolleyes
HArry
As someone who feels queezy at the site of an earing being put in I'm now going to have a lie down in a dark room wink
Wierd phobia I know, always had it. Strange thing is I'm not bothered by the piercings once they're in, its just the sight of them going in confused
That said, not too mad on cabbage or poo either
Harry
They can be great fun as long as you're not shy in the company of groups, sounds silly I know as bukkake parties are for groups by their nature, its just that a few st8 first timers have been known to have the droops when they encounter a room full of schlongs in a line standing to attention and awaiting orders to march forward wink
That said, fun all round, I'm sure you'll enjoy it
Harry
I agree with the Bank Holiday aspect but on another point, if British Day does come to fruition, does it mean it is now Govt policy (All parties not just the incumbent one) to stop apologising to every Tom, Dick and Harry around the world for the occasional balls ups this country made 200, 300, 400 + years ago, whilst never criticising the same countries for doing the same now and using the long gone British Empire as one big get out of jail card for cocking their own counties economies up.
Oops, rant time going into overdrive...normal service will be resumed as soon as possible. redface
One other point, if they do have it, it shouldn’t be held on Remembrance Sunday, there are plenty of other days left.
Harry
Hi Winchwench,
Nothing too naughty wink bth хотели бы Вы встречаться когда-нибудь?
HAry
for a pint!!! I'd bite their arm off, its around the £3 mark in central London mad
Well, it started by just popping in and out of the chatroom, quickly gave that a miss as there seems to be a lot of "Hi XYZ (hope there no one out there called XYZ) suck this or that, blah blah blah" Apologies to the chatroom people
Then I thought I'd take a brief wander into the forums. Bloody hell, I'm on the forums more often than not now (more reading than posting so far)........Is there a medical term for this soon to be obsession? If not whose going to make one up. I'll need something medical sounding that I can use an excuse when my boss works out that my "working from home, ahem" isn't quite as productive as I first made out...
Harry
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Maybe I need a little more time after all...This is take Two, I've just realised that I posted this massage by mistake on the Meets Forum instead of the cafe
:doh:
Well, it stared by just popping in and out of the chatroom, quickly gave that a miss as it seems to be a lot of "Hi XYZ (hope there no one out there called XYZ) suck this or that, blah blah blah" Apologies to the chatroom people ;-)
Then I thought I'd take a brief wander into the forums. Bloody hell, I'm on the forums more often than not now (more reading than posting so far)........Is there a medical term for this soon to be obsession ;-), if not whose going to make one up. I'll need something medical sounding that I can use an excuse when my boss works out that my "working from home, ahem" isn't quite as productive as I first made out...
Harry
Its either an alien called Balok or its William Shatner without his toupe
Bloody hell!! my answer was nearly right...talk about more luck than judgment. Thanks Steve, its the first thing I've got right all day
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Possibly too many people using it and looking at the cams, with me it seems to be the luck of the draw, sometimes reasonably fast, sometimes not.
No doubt someone will now come on and give a very techie answer about bandwith, Mbps and the Superweb Interhighway thingy, either way good luck
Harry
Well, I've been off the booze since New Years Eve with an aim to last the month and shed a few (and save a few) pounds but the temptation has been growing, maybe a few drinks on the way home? maybe a few at the weekend?
After reading the thread, if Pete & Darkfire can keep going I'll give it a try.
A Swinging AA all the way
Maybe we could have a whip round and send him a signed pickie of Mrs Slocombe, that way he can have pussy / woman rolled up in one (well, sort of) till the moggie returns
Well they must have a hell of a work rate! Shakespeare wrote it in 1601 and I had a version out by 1747.
That said, I'm not the fastest typist in the world, in fact I started this as soon as your last post came up ;-)