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Jackie__and__Ben
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 66

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mmmmm bet we could find it from those directions, which means every tosser, boy racer and local council official could as well. Dont think it will be that quiet now.
DOH !!!!!!!!
Thanks Steve. If we head out it is always much later and always spur of the moment.
Maybe we will bump into you one day
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Hi Steve
We nearly made the trip to one of those sites last night but went somewhere much quieter. What time were they handing out the producers? We have been approached by the police several times but always just warned about the " anti social " activities there, never been hassled by them.
Be safe.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Hi All
The Layby is a definately out now, still open but all the trees have been trimmed and the police are fond of raiding it by blocking entrance and exit and using 6 cars to swamp the place. we drove into the layby just as they were springing the bust. ( got away with it htough.
The well known site near the timber yard is under close survielance although the camera has been there for over 2 years now. Last time we visited it was deserted. One year previously it was heaving with guys so the regular hourly visits by the police seem to have worked.
Regarding the beach area you will have to be very careful with daytime fun as we have been approached by police twice last year asking if we had been exposed to unwanted attention. Just as well they didnt ask about the wanted attention lol
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Jackie and Ben
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Ps sorry the typing and spelling is crap tonight.
Had 23 at an non arranged meet, but couldnt entertain them all. At least half left satisfied. redface lol
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Jackie and Ben
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Hi Honeyrider
Perhaps you would pm us with a few more details of what you are looking for. we know most of the nightclubs and bars in Maidstone depends what you are looking for.
Ps Jackie is Bi with the right lady.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Quote by Chriswantsgroup
There has to be someone surely.....???

Yes there must be, but dont call me Shirley.
Sorry, the old ones are the best. redface
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Jackie and Ben
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Sorry but im confused ? What are knickers? redface
Do skirts come in any length other than very short. lol
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jackie and Ben
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Would it surprise you to know that many locations have been closed because they have " become crazy " .
Would you like to take a guess at why that might be?
Not sure, how about because people post locations on the site and the press, the police and boyracers log into free sites to see where the current activity is. mad :x
Please think before you post locations, even if you think they may be closed, you spoil it for yourselves as well as the regular players.
Jackie and Ben
Steve help please my bum has fallen off sad
Is it because its a gif avatar or because I changed the avatar or just age. :upset:
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jackie and Ben
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Quote by stevejk
Whats the point.

The point is you are a single male and they have a very specific requirement and you dont match it.
Whats the problem with that confused: :?:
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...i know your a mod 'n all, but les of the rolleyes eh..

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Abide by the rules of this site. If you put locations in posts again I will ban you. Hope that is clear.
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Jackie and Ben
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Still smiling
lol :lol: :lol: Treat them mean, keep them keen. eh Blue :lol: :lol: :lol:
flipa
We only ever use our own condoms ( durex extra safe ) . We know where they have been and that they have not been interfered with, there are some sick teddies out there. Ben also makes sure they have them on before they go anywhere near me, handy things torches.
You would be surprised how many " Doggers " dont know how to put one on. We had one break last year and the twat knew it had broken and tried to leave in a hurry leaving half his rubber in a very inappropriate place. Ben had a " full and frank " discussion with him. Wanker.
Oh the joys of Dogging.
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Jackie and Ben
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Quote by KentGreg
I just cannot believe that guys are not carrying condoms.
Aside from risks to themselves, how can they assume that someone is going to let them have sex without one !
I always carry condoms when out at sites.....
Havent used them as much as I would have liked lately, but hey..thats the way the cookie crumbles!!

Hey Greg
Nothing new there, most guys turn up unprepared. Just as well we have shares in Durex lol
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Jackie and Ben
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Ok we claim the burger van franchise for the site. Will it help traffic flow if we get the coach parking bays painted in. lol
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Jackie and Ben
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Quote by philfun1
.... Just because certain people have had near misses from the law .......... it will never return to the good old days from over 10 years ago when certain people had never even thought what dogging was.

My first experience of Dogging was 27 years ago when having fun in the back of the car with my 18 year old girlfriend, guy at the window wanking, we enjoyed it until he disapeared and was shortly replaced by a guy with a big torch shining through the window. We then got warned by officer dibble for our fun. So you see things have not changed that much. Oh one thing has changed, the layby has just been closed because the local council were in uproar because the site had appeared all over the local rags and tossers had been broadcasting it on the inter web net thingy. Bastards. :twisted: :twisted:
Ben ( without Jackie )
Ps Stan Collymore was 6 years old then.
Hi Gordon
One small problem with your cunning plan to get members to add you to msn .
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You dont list your or msn address.
Sorry would have replied but " im busy avin a fag"
Only joking. lol
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Jackie and Ben
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Quote by Riccyboy
Oh dear!
But just imagine what I could do if i were that size..........

You could reach all those interesting little places. wink
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Jackie and Ben
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We have said it before but will say it again. Dogging is alive and well in Kent. Every time we go out we have a good experience. Dont go till very late at night, the tossers and the boy racers have all gone home The best option is to pick a quieter site for your fun.
Dogging is alive and well in Kent. We had fun at 1am on new Years day this year. Quiet relaxed and superb fun. lol
Regarding the police, who have always been first class in our area, are only going to give you hassle if they catch you blatantly shagging in full view. They have a job to do and are there to protect you from the muggers and physco element. We have had many encounters with the police over the years but they have been concerned that we ( and Jackie in particular ) are safe and aware of what goes on. If you are fucking in a carpark then be a bit discreet and keep an eye open.
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Jackie and Ben
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Of course its not seedy, sleazy maybe, thats part of the attraction lol
Have a look at your signature Riccyboy. it says you are only 6" tall. I assume most things look strange from that height. Only joking. :lol:
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Hi
Dont know of any swingers clubs in kent but have a look at the tab at the top entitled " clubs and parties "
Brighton is probably the nearest one but I think it is couples only
Good luck
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Jackie and Ben
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Hi Kentish
Have a look at our profile and advert, see if you fit what we are looking for.
No promises but it might be worth you looking
If not, good luck
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Jackie and Ben
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Can I make a genuine suggestion.
Please try and type without the " text speak ". I have just struggled to read through your message and most people would give up half way through.
Just an idea that may help you get the replies and reaction you are after.
Jackie and Ben
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Yep. lol :lol: :lol:
Key factor was the big back seats, wipe clean leather and good interior lighting
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jackie and Ben
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Hi Will
Welcome to Swinging Heavan. Kent , thats local to us, please pm if you are interested in meeting us. Do we know you, have we met in a dark carpark wink
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Jackie and Ben
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We have been busted three or four times but never caught in the act. We only ever use sites where we can see who is coming in before they can see us.
However the police have always been very courteous and warned us of funny goings on and men that come up to the window and wank. I think that as a couple they thought we are just out to have fun on our own ..... little do they know.
But fair play to them they are only trying to protect the innocents and I have no problem with them.
Ok confession. The worst excuse we ever came up with was last year when i was in the back with a special friend. we had just been clubbing and were getting down to a good hard shag when plod drove in. Having quickly covered ourselves up they pull up along side us and make a few nudge nudge remarks about me and my friend in the back while Ben is sitting in the front.
When they asked Ben what he was doing sitting there he came out with a classic line. " Well officer we heard that on a clear night we should be able to see the planet Mars. Do you have any idea where it is in the sky. " They left shortly after and Ben has had to suffer numerous jokes about it including the obvious " Uranus " ones. redface surprisedops: :oops:
We have also been questioned about why we are there and did we know what "Dogging " was. Ooh no officer that sounds awful. lol :lol:
The worst one was when we went to drive into a well known lay by on the A249. (Note mods now closed and sealed because so many arseholes put it on the net. A valuable lesson to be learnt there ) As we drove in we were confronted by five police cars all with lights up and blocking the exit. At least 8 cars being searched and 3 guys being pulled out of the woods for having Gay sex. We just said we had come from a nightclub and Jac needed a pee, we were hoping for somewhere quiet. They said you look like a normal straight couple just drive through and dont stop. The good thing was we went to another quieter site down the road and had a good session without being interupted because they were all busy elsewhere.
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Jackie and Ben
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Hi Silk
we have to say that is a seriously nice bum. lol :lol:
Much nicer than Big G's. Sorry G redface
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Jackie and Ben
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Well Jackie, it there were a trophie for best bottoms, yours would have 'repeat winner' on the dedication plaque.
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Christ on a bike, I just looked at Jackie and Ben's photo ad - it made me want to up-sticks and move down to Medway just to go clubbing with them.
That is one fine body Jackie, and if those avatar shots are all you I think you may have won the best bum award with that one! Absolutely first rate.
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Adam - bum lover
Thank you Adam.
Yes it is all my bum.
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Jackie and Ben
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