we have to say that is a seriously nice bum.
:lol: Much nicer than Big G's. Sorry G
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Jackie__and__Ben
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 66
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"musketeer]would it not be a winter compromise for exhibitionist dogging couples to organise a little indoor show, for those insufficiently hardy to want to stand in a sub zero car park trying to see through a fogged wet window
Hey not everyone leaves you peering through a foggy window, if I have to freeze my tits off the least you guys can do is freeze your nuts off. Dogging is for all weathers not just warm dry nights.
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Having said that there was only one guy out to play New years night, but he had a great time.
Hey Racer
We live in Kent ( officially the shortest county name in the U.K. ) and we have a wonderful darford tunnel and a shiny new bridge to connect us. Used to go shopping at Lakeside but then we got our own bigger, better and much posher Bluewater shopping centre. :lol: :lol:
Now we only cross the water to laugh at the lovely Essex people. Only joking they are just as bad in Kent.
Maybe we could put some Essex girl jokes on to cheer you up :lol:
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Jackie and Ben
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We live in Kent ( officially the shortest county name in the U.K. ) and we have a wonderful darford tunnel and a shiny new bridge to connect us. Used to go shopping at Lakeside but then we got our own bigger, better and much posher Bluewater shopping centre.
:lol: :lol: Now we only cross the water to laugh at the lovely Essex people. Only joking they are just as bad in Kent.
Maybe we could put some Essex girl jokes on to cheer you up :lol:
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Jackie and Ben
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Oh Dear Puddle. Is that bells i hear in the distance ... it may very well be your death knell sounding
I have watched this thread with interest and have refrained from diving in and telling you what I think. But you just keep going on insulting members and getting yourself a bad name.
Firstly you seem to have taken no time or effort to understand the swinging and dogging scene.
You also totaly misinterpret the level of trust and closeness needed by a couple to participate in this pastime
The vast majority of couples dont need single guys to help out the inadequate male half, its a sideline to our normal and very active sexlife.
And lastly does your signature give us a clue to your lack of maturity.
We often give a slap to the single males who come on and post the one line " I want a shag now " postings, but equally we have met a good number of single males from here and have had a good deal of fun and made some great friendships. But we only meet with charming, realistic and sensible guys. After all who would want to shag an opinionated half wit who thought every woman on here owed him an easy shag?
Jackie and Ben
I have watched this thread with interest and have refrained from diving in and telling you what I think. But you just keep going on insulting members and getting yourself a bad name.
Firstly you seem to have taken no time or effort to understand the swinging and dogging scene.
You also totaly misinterpret the level of trust and closeness needed by a couple to participate in this pastime
The vast majority of couples dont need single guys to help out the inadequate male half, its a sideline to our normal and very active sexlife.
And lastly does your signature give us a clue to your lack of maturity.
We often give a slap to the single males who come on and post the one line " I want a shag now " postings, but equally we have met a good number of single males from here and have had a good deal of fun and made some great friendships. But we only meet with charming, realistic and sensible guys. After all who would want to shag an opinionated half wit who thought every woman on here owed him an easy shag?
Jackie and Ben
We, like most couples get a huge number of " I want to shag you up the arse " PMs, despite having a fairly detailed profile and linked advert.
The simple solution is put in the advert or profile " one liners will be deleted" and then press DELETE. It works for us
It also works for guys who catch our attention we have met with about 10 guys for clubbing and threesomes.
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Jackie and Ben
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The simple solution is put in the advert or profile " one liners will be deleted" and then press DELETE. It works for us
It also works for guys who catch our attention we have met with about 10 guys for clubbing and threesomes.
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Jackie and Ben
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Shit,
Ordered 5 pcs for office in September, fantastic delivery and good machines.
Ordered a particually high spec machine for home mid November, guess what, no fucking machine . Still its only three weeks late and according to on line trackingdue for delivery on the 20th. Not confident because the tracking says it left coventry before the ship left Limerick in Ireland.
Interstingly the good service was for a business account the shit delivery is for a home machine.
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Jackie and Ben
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Ordered 5 pcs for office in September, fantastic delivery and good machines.
Ordered a particually high spec machine for home mid November, guess what, no fucking machine . Still its only three weeks late and according to on line trackingdue for delivery on the 20th. Not confident because the tracking says it left coventry before the ship left Limerick in Ireland.
Interstingly the good service was for a business account the shit delivery is for a home machine.
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Jackie and Ben
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Quote by Carl2004
I've have therefore decided it to start a thread specifically for us all to use to have a good old rant about the dicks we come across on our travels.
I am always looking for DICKS to come across, or have i misunderstood.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry for the hijack.
To be fair to the kent doggers we have had very little problem with them, most are perfect gents and if not the regular guys soon tell them to fuck off.
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Credit where credit is due.
At 22 you may be relatively young but have posted with more maturity than a lot of single males. You have not even asked for a shag.
Have a look at our advert ( click below where it says " serious doggers clit here " ) If it interests you send us an email and lets see where it goes.
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At 22 you may be relatively young but have posted with more maturity than a lot of single males. You have not even asked for a shag.
Have a look at our advert ( click below where it says " serious doggers clit here " ) If it interests you send us an email and lets see where it goes.
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Jackie and Ben
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Quote by mancboy78
As it says on the tin.....
Please may I be the first one, I hate having to queue.
I may leave now and camp outside his front door, it will be good practice for the January sales.
No on second thoughts i have something more exciting to do. I have just painted a door I will watch it dry ... 16 hours .. as it says on the tin
Jackie and Ben
:x Yes Fred it is certainly known to the police and local council, it is now known to the local boyracers, muggers and rapists that also lurk on the internet.
If you cant be bothered to take the time to read the posting rules on here then you have to question wether you are in the right place. The posting rules are here for our protection as a couple and your protection as a single guy.
Now who is the pratt???
Ben
If you cant be bothered to take the time to read the posting rules on here then you have to question wether you are in the right place. The posting rules are here for our protection as a couple and your protection as a single guy.
Now who is the pratt???
Ben
good luck the queue to get into the southeasts largest shopping centre is about 5 miles most days arouind xmas.
Just a question why did you put Bl*ew*ter in the body of the text and Bluewater in the title. Think you are likely to be safe there with 50,000 people shopping each day :lol:
Good luck and have some quiet descrete fun.
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Jackie and Ben
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all shopped out and fed up with xmas already. Bah humbug. :cry:
Just a question why did you put Bl*ew*ter in the body of the text and Bluewater in the title. Think you are likely to be safe there with 50,000 people shopping each day
:lol: Good luck and have some quiet descrete fun.
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Jackie and Ben
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all shopped out and fed up with xmas already. Bah humbug. :cry:
Quote by fred640
A similar thing happened to me at PRATT THANKS FOR FUCKING UP ANOTHER KENT LOCATION I was a regular up there till about a year ago and often saw a couple in a BMW they would do exactly the same thing light would go on and as soon as you approached light went off and they moved apart 5 minutes later they would repeat it.
I saw this happen a dozen times over a few weeks one night there were 3 cars there the light went on they were approached but this time baegan to put on a show with the light on after a couple of minutes the door opened and he passed over a condom and all 3 of us went with her , they have been back since but played the same game turning the light off when approached so stick with it you never know
Oh if you are interested we will be at **************** near to*********on Sat at ***** pm
hope this helps
:x :x :x :x Jackie and Ben
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Not edited by a mod because people who know what this is about and are seriously interested take time to read the rules.
I have to say, as one of the more experienced couples referred to above, our show always starts with Jackie putting on a show with " Rodger " her plastic friend. It then normally involves her going on all four and looking after Ben while still giving the guys a real eyeful.
After that, when the hormones are raging we open the door and have some serious fun........ but thats when it stops being a show and becomes a participation sport. But hey everybody seems to love it.
:spit: :wanker:
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After that, when the hormones are raging we open the door and have some serious fun........ but thats when it stops being a show and becomes a participation sport. But hey everybody seems to love it.
:spit: :wanker: Love
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Quote by fresher
Who should i trust.
P.S.
Distrustful people shouldn't use this to led me further astray, please.
I take it you paid to become a member of these other places? Why when this is free?
Trust no one, but the truth is out there - Fox Mulder, FBI X Files.
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Jackie and Ben
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Ps You can trust this site it is brilliant. Get known and get to know members and you will know who is honest.... honestly
Hi all
Going back to sarge's origional point and to quote an old saying we ladies often use " its quality not quantity " Pointing the finger no where in particular and wishing to offend no one in general, I took a random look at a few random celebrations and the majority consisted of one liners mainly in the cafe.
That is fine as it helps to add to the light heartedness (sp) of the whole site but does not actually qualify for a celebration. Its great to post loads and join in but some people rack up hundreds of posts in a few weeks whereas others work slowly over a much longer period of time and dont celebrate. Who is to say which is the most worthy of celebration.
Great announce 1000 posts and stages above that but we can all see by looking just under the avatar how many everyone has posted. Sorry to all those i have offended but lets not get fixated on number of postings, lets concentrate on enjoying ourselves and getting out and getting laid.
By the way just looked up my number of postings and its
:blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: 157 :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast:
Mind you I have probably had more men than that
Now I go away and hide and wait for the flack.
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Jackie and Ben
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Going back to sarge's origional point and to quote an old saying we ladies often use " its quality not quantity " Pointing the finger no where in particular and wishing to offend no one in general, I took a random look at a few random celebrations and the majority consisted of one liners mainly in the cafe.
That is fine as it helps to add to the light heartedness (sp) of the whole site but does not actually qualify for a celebration. Its great to post loads and join in but some people rack up hundreds of posts in a few weeks whereas others work slowly over a much longer period of time and dont celebrate. Who is to say which is the most worthy of celebration.
Great announce 1000 posts and stages above that but we can all see by looking just under the avatar how many everyone has posted. Sorry to all those i have offended but lets not get fixated on number of postings, lets concentrate on enjoying ourselves and getting out and getting laid.
By the way just looked up my number of postings and its
:blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: 157 :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast:Mind you I have probably had more men than that
Now I go away and hide and wait for the flack.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Hi all,
We have it on good authority that the location just outside Maidstone near the timber yard has had a huge amount of inteest from plod. A couple who are known to us were arrested and detained for several hours while plod reviewed the cctv footage.
Happily they were released with a warning.
There has always been a camera by the cafe and it may just be a case of performing in the wrong place or they have installed an additional cam.
Be careful, you have been warned.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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We have it on good authority that the location just outside Maidstone near the timber yard has had a huge amount of inteest from plod. A couple who are known to us were arrested and detained for several hours while plod reviewed the cctv footage.
Happily they were released with a warning.
There has always been a camera by the cafe and it may just be a case of performing in the wrong place or they have installed an additional cam.
Be careful, you have been warned.
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxxx
Hi
Dont get me wrong, im not looking for quiet one on one dogging. I prefer a good size group of genuine single guys. What i dont want is to draw the attention of the media, police and local council to the fact that these sites are active again.
If anyone wants to know which sites are active get off your arse get in your car and spend a few hours at the various sites. If you want to try and PM members it may be worth a go if you have been active on the forum for a while.
Jackie and Ben
Dont get me wrong, im not looking for quiet one on one dogging. I prefer a good size group of genuine single guys. What i dont want is to draw the attention of the media, police and local council to the fact that these sites are active again.
If anyone wants to know which sites are active get off your arse get in your car and spend a few hours at the various sites. If you want to try and PM members it may be worth a go if you have been active on the forum for a while.
Jackie and Ben
BenQuote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dont think you will need to flask or the sandwiches! We visited Kent last week and on the three nights we went out we found it to be one of the most active dogging places we have ever visited! And it was not just single blokes who were out, couples as well! The longest we waited for anything to 'develop' was about 20 mins!
Welcome to Kent the Dogging capital of the U.K. :P :P :P :P
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Ps, Can you PM us with what part of Kent you went to please Wigancouple. xxxx
We have been dogging for a good number of years and the winter is the best. Less mbb, wasters and less police interest.
Ben likes it when we go out to play in the snow, it gives him somewhere to hang his coat when my nipples get hard.
But have to be honest if its really cold outside I much prefer the warmth of the car.
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Jackie and Ben
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Ben likes it when we go out to play in the snow, it gives him somewhere to hang his coat when my nipples get hard.
But have to be honest if its really cold outside I much prefer the warmth of the car.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Quote by jomu
The police have the power to move you on if they believe that you are obstructing the lawful passage of any other person in any public places or if you (either individually or as part of a group) are conducting yourself in a riotous or disorderly manner anywhere, to the alarm, annoyance or disturbance of the public.
Would that have to be the front passage or the back passage?
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Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Any couples going on Sat ? Woud you like to meet up with a sexy 40's couple with a very lively wife?
There are a number of threads relating to this. This one concerns the event on Sat http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24905.html and there is also the munch afterwards.
Just a thought if everyone is going to be wandering around Erotica how will we all know who is a member of S H ?? Maybe badges saying " yes we are "
:lol: :lol: Well you can spot us by looking at our ad below.
Have fun
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Jackie and Ben
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