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Jackie__and__Ben
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 66

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Look out Stan Collimore mentioned Dogging on " The Farm ". Batten down the hatches and prepare to be invaded. rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Watch the guest count rise tonight.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Hi Everyone
We had a very nice spur of the moment meeting with a guy on Sunday Night near Maidstone .... were you the one??
Sorry didn't get chance to ask your name but you said you were on Swinging Heaven.
Let us know ... and thanks xxxxxxxxxxx
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Just because you have not been invited, it dont mean its not happening. lol
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Jackie and Ben
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We knew a guy last year whose net name was " Deafdogger " and he had no problems. :P
Lets be honest if we meet anyone its through the web so we communicate by typing. When we meet we are not there for a chat just a good hard fuck. Dont see what the problem is.
Hornylondon123, if you dont take the piss out of the "less advantaged " or whatever the pc term is now, I wont ridicule the size of your cock if we ever meet. .... Fair deal ????
Love
Jackie and Ben
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As has been said many times, its out there, we are out there but YOUhave to find it. We go out most weekends and without fail have loads of fun wink . However we dont pre arrange we just turn up where we fancy and go for it. Sorry but for us Dogging is spur of the moment.
Good luck and take your time, it will happen.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Trust me, most of the guys who think its 8" are fooling themselves. It just depends where you measure it from. wink An average one at 61/4" is more than adequate, unless you want your kidneys re arranging. :shock:
It aint what you got, it's the way you use it. lol
Love
Jackie and Ben
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For general info I have copied extracts from a seperate thread.
Quote by Jackie and Ben
I'm neither a solicitor, police or press....just making the point that DOGGING is illegal. Never seen a dogger watching without wanking!!
If its illegal SH should shut the Dogging Forum..fullstop.

Funnyenough
Why if you consider this forum needs to be closed down do you continue to post on it,
Am I wrong in thinking that, given your recent history of fairly negative postings and general attitude, this may not be the place for you. Are you after meeting members or just on a wind up ???? Convince me please.
Jackie and Ben
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Quote by funnyenough
Hi Jackie & Ben
"fairly negative postings"
Wel, l posted a reply on The Cafe and was deleted by an un-named Mod in ridiculous cirumstances...only because I am considered a newbie..read the posts! Nothing negative in my post. No response from the offending Mod but 2 posts by sympathetic Mods.
My stance on the Dogging Forum and conveyed in my posts in reply to Jomu is that if it is now an illegal activity..Dogging not Swinging in carparks..then the Dogging Forum should close.
You may choose to frequent carparks and be available to couples and single guys but you are not Doggers and should post in Lets Meet Up. Hope this doesnt offend you.
I joined this site after watching for quite a while knowing that newbies often have difficulty integrating at first..I didn't expect such a hostile attack on my first innocuous post but I shall persevere despite personal attacks by established members!!! Not you of course.

Quote by Jackie and Ben
Hi Funnyenough
Dogging and sex in car parks has always been illeagal under various public order and indecency laws, so its not new, just a new set of laws. The new laws were not actually set up to stop dogging, they are just being waved around by the police who are under increasing pressure from the w***kers from the tabloid rags.
Good luck and spend some time settling in.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Well thats one way of settling in and getting known and accepted !!!! May be best to keep your head down below the bunker for a while. :shock:
Jackie and Ben
Hi Funnyenough
Dogging and sex in car parks has always been illeagal under various public order and indecency laws, so its not new, just a new set of laws. The new laws were not actually set up to stop dogging, they are just being waved around by the police who are under increasing pressure from the w***kers from the tabloid rags.
Good luck and spend some time settling in.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Quote by deancannock
oh Jackie..for fear of saying I'm hijacking...but have to comment...GREAT ARSE. !!!!
Sorry back to topic now .........

Why thank you kind sir
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Quote by funnyenough
I'm neither a solicitor, police or press....just making the point that DOGGING is illegal. Never seen a dogger watching without wanking!!
If its illegal SH should shut the Dogging Forum..fullstop.

Funnyenough
Why if you consider this forum needs to be closed down do you continue to post on it,
Am I wrong in thinking that, given your recent history of fairly negative postings and general attitude, this may not be the place for you. Are you after meeting members or just on a wind up ???? Convince me please.
Jackie and Ben
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Quote by deanjeff20
. any body that has got any idea's how to get the fun back into kent
dean

There is plenty of fun to be had in Kent, you just need to work at getting known.
Good luck
Jackie and Ben
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Hi Guys
Things to look for in your Estate Agent.
Dont go for the highest price and lowest fee, they are the desperate ones.
Ask them what they have sold similar to your own.
Look for an agent that has the highest number of sold boards.
Look for an Independent agent, where the ownwer is in the office. Its his company and if he doesn't sell houses he wont pay his bills. A corporate agent will have a fat pay cheque every month wether or not he has sold anything.
Have at least three agents round and decide from thier presentations and attitude. Do they know the market??
Never sign an agreement for more than 8 weeks, if they are good you can always renew it.
Good luck
ps not all Agents are a waste of space, some of us work in excess of a 55 hour week.
Jackie and Ben
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Quote by Bluethunder
Recruitment agencies, letting agents and agency bosses are basically pimps.
(with the exemption of anyone reading this who happens to have a position in any of the above)

How to get yourself off our Xmas card list. Yes Ben and I are both Estate Agents who work over 60 hours a week, take abuse from tossers who blame us for their house being a shithole and not selling. Mind you we must like it as we have been " Property Professionals " for a combined 33 years.
However Ben does have a black Mercedes so he could be mistaken for a pimp. lol
Ps. What is it you all do for a living?????
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Jomu is THE man.
He has written the book, made the video but wont wear the tee shirt.
Its a shame so many people have come along expecting a shag, dont get one and then try and re-invent this hobby that has been around before they were born.
We have been at this for 8 years and its a shamemore guys on here are not like Jomu.
But hey thats life.
We still enjoy our dogging and when we dont we will stop.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Hi Terri
Which Girls bar in Chatham, or would that be a secret. wink
Perhaps you could email us with the location and if possible a pic.
We may be out this weekend.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Quote by Dovermale25
Hello again, next time you meet with a group would you let me know. nothing happenining in the dover area now sad

Hi Dover
Unfortuately we dont pre plan our adventures, we just turned up last night at and had some serious fun with whoever was there. lol
There were at least two members of S H there because when Ben bollocked them for leaving thier rubbish around and asked how many were experienced doggers only three out of about 15 had ever had a real dogging experience. The three experienced ones were not the ones who left their crap behind.
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Jackie and Ben
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Quote by cpl4fems2
if that really is you jackie in the pic then ben is a lucky guy u have one seriously lovely body,shame your not bi,lol,xx terri

Thank you
And who said i was not bi. It has been known with the right person. lol
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Jackie and Ben
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Hi to the guys we met at Cxxxxxe Nr Maidstone. That was quite a gang, did you park the coach around the corner. hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :spit: :spit:
Just a plea, please make sure you clear up the condoms and wrappers after as it is a big hint to the park rangers and old bill about how active the site is.
Just off to bed now as after that i need some sleep.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Quote by Fonemad
Who can tell me about this (what it is)
email me private if you want
fonemad

I think it has something to do with getting a pig, ( dead ) shoving a rod up its arse and out its mouth and then slowly roasting it over a fire. :shock:
Oh yes and dogging is having sex with dogs. .. See seperate thread.
By the way, strange question for am, just back from the club and bored ???
Jackie and Ben
ask Wayne Rooney, he knows a lot of older women. :shock: :shock:
Over 34 and now referred to as " older " Im now officially depressed . :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Jackie and Ben
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Quote by Moto_069
Its still out there, its just harder to find. How long have you been Dogging ? Perhaps you could pm us with the areas you have been using and we will try and let you know if they are still active.
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Jackie and Ben
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It sure is. Thanks to your message I still have hope.
have sent a pm to you to answer your questions
Cheers
Quote by Jackie and Ben
" It sure is. Thanks to your message I still have hope.
have sent a pm to you to answer your questions "
Not recieved a pm from you yet ????
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Jackie and Ben
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Mmmmmmmm still no reply from Moto with the sites he has been using. I may be cynical but was he just fishing for locations?????
Hope not but please prove me wrong Moto69
Jackie and Ben
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Have had several leather clad guys in Maidstone over the last few years, never been a problem for us.
Point 1, how do they know you have a bike, do you ride up next to the car???? Try parking a bit away and stroll up to the car.
Point 2, I rarely see the faces of the guys because my preferred position is standing with arse out car door bent over the seat. Almost elevated doggy style lol ( thats because its warmer in the car and I can listen to the radio if i get bored :P . ( only joking, well about the radio anyway. )
Just a thought, it cant be easy getting the old fella out when you are in full wet weather leathers????
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Jackie and Ben
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Quote by jomu
PERVS OF THE WORLD UNITE, JOIN THE UNIVERSAL FIGHT (against being normal)

Here here Jomu.
For us the whole thing is about turning up at either a busy site ( if i want loads of guys ) or a quieter site if i only want 3 - 4 guys. As for pre arranging it, where is the excitement in that,
We are by " normal " definition " pervs " and very happy with it. :spit:
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxxx for Jomu, one of the most sensible people on here. xxx
Hi Moto
I thought the whole idea was to have perves in the carparks lol :lol: :lol: the more the merrier.
Can you send us a pm with your new locations as we have not received the other one you sent.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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