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Jackie__and__Ben
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 66

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" It sure is. Thanks to your message I still have hope.
have sent a pm to you to answer your questions "

Not recieved a pm from you yet ????
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Jackie and Ben
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Its still out there, its just harder to find. How long have you been Dogging ? Perhaps you could pm us with the areas you have been using and we will try and let you know if they are still active.
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Quote by funcouple_gd
how about talking about doing it , doing it then talking about it after? the possibillities seem endless.

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
You seem to have forgotten the obvious one. ........... The guys Dogging who talk while doing it. Usually on their mobiles :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh and in response to the origional post by Mr Angry mad Yep it sure does happen, we have been dogging and met up with at least 7 guys from here in the last 4 months. But guess what, its not handed out on a plate, we got to know them through pms first.
Chill out guys its only a shag after all. hump
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Quote by Jackie and Ben
Why dont you both Fuck Off you crying sad arseholes!! mad

A member for a few days with three posts ... that will get you noticed and probably banned for a personal attack.

God I hate it when im right.
lol :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: wink
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Quote by Nobsy
Why dont you both Fuck Off you crying sad arseholes!! mad

Mmmm, Polite ,constructive and very helpful ..... NOT.
A member for a few days with three posts ... that will get you noticed and probably banned for a personal attack.
Everybody is entiltled to their own opinions.
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Quote by musketeer
Last week I announced that I would be in Telford this week, and asked for some locations. If I do a search on Telford I come up with registered users, Alan, BigBoy69, Gurl, Phil J, 1sttimer, shropsDogs, Jackie and Ben, hanny, smileymark, Truck Dogger, dogging fun, and Crosseh.
Not one of the above or anyone else mailed me a location or offered advice.
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I wondered why when we are from Kent we came up in a search for Telford !!! Guess what, we posted asking for locations in Telford to put on a show and get some action and were underwhelmed with ZERO replies. And that is as an active couple, so dont feel too bad at least you are getting replies. lol
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Hi All
As a dedicated " Lorry Flasher " I can tell you that about one in ten lorry drivers will have a quick peek as you drive past. However this increases to 50% if yo drive by slowly in a mini skirt with your feet up on the dashboard. lol
This is our favourite past time on any long motorway journey and has given us ( and the drivers ) hours of fun. The best bits are when they try and keep up with you or in the inevitable traffic jams on the M1 and M6. You always know they have enjoyed it when you get a toot of the horn :shock: or a flash of the lights when you past them.
Ps It doesnt seem to work on the left hand drive foriegn lorries for some reason rolleyes :roll:
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You guys crack me up. How do the Mods remain sane with some of the muppet postings.
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
No wonder you are " Heavenly Helpers " you have the paitence of saints.
Keep up the good work guys ( and Girls )
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Hi Darko
I would remove the number before the mods see it as you will get a slap for that. Its against the rules and to stop every weirdo and his uncle ringing you ............all night.
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Quote by Darko
Any takers??

I would take that as a NO then Darko. rolleyes :roll:
Still as they say " Dont ask, dont get " lol
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Hi Guys
The only official nudist beach in the S E that we know off, other than Brighton, is Shellness on the Isle of Sheppy in Kent. We have used this beach for 7 years and whilst not completely sandy it has dunes and a mix of sand and crushed shells for the main part. ( hence its called shellness biggrin )
The beach is not particually large but it can attract up to 200 people on a hot weekend, although it is quieter and more intimate during the week wink
A word of warning, whilst it is possible to park close to the beach it is approached don an unmade track that can be hard on the suspension.
Hope that helps
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Hi Lucas
Not a good idea to post the exact location and time on here as you will find even more arseholes there than normal. Its best to post specific meetings by private message.
Oh and the mods (quite rightly ) get the hump.
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What you need is boxing gloves in bed, that will stop you wanking. :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing:
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Hey Jomu
As you approach MK turn left and head under the bridge towards the town centre you will find Shangri-la. .............. oh no sorry thats the Shangri-la Chinese Takeaway. lol :lol:
If only more guys were like you life ( and Dogging ) would be even better. Keep it up.
Jackie and Ben
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Hi Paul and Susie
The place you describe has been our favourite Dogging venue for years.
We tend not to go there till the early hours when plod is busy with the nightclubs kicking out, the boy racers have used their pocket money allowance on petrol and the drive in headlights full on brigade have given up after a 10 min wait. :shock:
We generally find between 4-6 guys there but sometimes 10-12 ( that was a good night ) lol They have always been very respectful and will make sure a newbie does not cross the line.
The location is good because the top area is screened quite well and it is difficult to block the exit.
The police have always been sensible whenever we have been questioned there, more interested in me (Jackie ) being ok and there of my own free will and that we were aware that as a known Dogging venue we were at risk of men wanking at the window. ( if only they knew that 10 mins before I had my legs and arse out the door getting a serious shagging :lol: )
We have the dark merc and i understand we have a bit of a reputation with the regulars. hump :spit: :wanker:
Have fun there but keep it quiet because it has been ruined for a while.
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Hi Chaz
Send us a PM with the site you are referring to and we will see if its one we use
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Cumwatchmecum .... How about you buy yourself a mirror and then you can watchyourselfcum. With that attitude and lack of paitence you stand a 100% chance of failure. Yes it is out there and yes we are a genuine couple and no you woulnt get an invite now. mad :x
We regulary meet up most weekends and have for the past 7 years with guys and it is always unarranged and spur of the moment. Guess why they are getting the action? Because they are polite, patient and then paitent again.
Jackie and Ben
Shall i say it ........................................ yeah fuck it why not. banghead
hello sonny, Im 35 so obviously " old " mad I can pick you up in my shiny new car and you can sort me out because obviously only you young spunkers can show the oldies how to do it. :x :x :x I wont be able to drop you home because your mum may see, so I will let you have the money for the bus if you have spent your pocket money. :x
Love auntie jackie and uncle ben. smackbottom :smackbottom:
If we cant make it you could always have a wank............... again :spit:
Hi all
if you are after a pleasant official nudist beach in Kent then Shellness on the Isle of Sheppy if on your doorstep. Accessed by an unmade road but with parking right on the edge. ( no long hikes, that suits us cool )
Its a typical nudist beach with its collection of meercats and older generation single guys with half an erection. No offence meant to the older generation but thats what we see.
In the dunes you will find some exhibitionists and on the beach couples who like to sun bathe naked. At the far end you will find a gay section but most people are freindly whatever section you use.
A word of warning to the people who think its fine to stare and wank without even chatting. Some guy got a punch from the girls boyfriend when he felt it was fine to stand at the bottom of her towel and carry on wanking when he was told to get lost.
That does not mean nothing happens there as we have had several good times but they are by invitation only not just because someone felt that as we were nakd we were " gagging " for it. So guys use your brains ( not the one in your pants ) have a freindly chat and as with all things in this scene, dont be pushy.
Nudist beaches Abroad,
Fuerteventura: totaly agree a superb nudist beach.
Bodrum - Turkey: Little known rocky bay with clear water and nice views. Oh yes and lots of randy locals. Just come back from there. Had an excellent full body massage and finnished with a good al-fresco fuck lol
Have fun
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Maybe the reason people arent finding 'decent' dogging sites , or being unsuccessful in their dogging efforts , or are just plain not enjoying them is a simple one !
Perhaps in all the press speculation , attempts to write down rules and regulations , symbols signs and agreed stipulations they have just failed to realise............that dogging isnt what they want to do at all !
Dogging as far as I can tell existed long long before Stan Collymore , long before The News of the World knew about it , in the mist of swinging times even BSH (before Swinging Heaven) . If youre looking for instant gratification , comfortable surroundings with non-threatening people who you have vetted and found to be your perfect match . If you want men who are certain age , height and build , if you want an intelligent chat afterwards , and no chance of getting moved on by the police , interrupted by other people . If you want everyone to always be patient with you and never pushy , if you want them all to smell like roses and turn up in exactly the right amounts at the exact right time . In short if you dont want to take any chances at all , and find the idea of spontaneous ,risky , sordid sexual exchanges with strangers , then sad to say Dogging isnt what you want!
Some of the ad's and complaints about dogging are like posting a thread complaining that you wanted a gang bang , but with only one bloke . It IS what it IS .
Just my opinion of course xxxxx
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Silk and Big G you have it so right.Dogging is about turning up and playing or fucking with total strangers in dark wet car parks with the risk of being caught .... that is the buzz of it all. I dont talk to the guys, i dont kiss them, i rarely make eye contact with them and within reason i dont care how old they are or what they look like. That is one of the reasons we dont do pre arranged dogging, Its just a casual fuck with strangers. We enjoy it they enjoy it. Full Stop. :P
When we want something more intimate we advertise as we did recently for age range and require pics. If I am going to have a threesome of a more intimate nature then the attraction and chemistry has to be there.
As we said in our posting above we have been having casual meetings in car parks for 7 years and arranging occaisional threesomes for the same time. Way before this interwebnet wide thingy was used for it. In fact Ben, cos he is so old was dogged several times back in the late seventies, he just didnt know thats what it was.
there is a member on here who we have met, who has been genuinely dogging for the past 20 years and guess what. He has not posted complaining that there are no good dogging spots, he will wait in his car for hours in lesser known carparks just in the knowledge that " good things come to he who waits " And he gets more action than most. biggrin
We have two different pleasures and therefore take two differnt approaches.
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Exactly Kimken. One of the most sensible guys that i have seen posting on Dogging forums has given you guys the benefit of his wisdom, but only useful if you read it.
Where is it I here you all ask. Only at the top of this forum as a sticky.
If everyone had a look at it first then this thread would be dead by now.
Thanks Jomo. To read his wisdom click on this link.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8277.html
Easy when you look.
Most sites have similar advice available.
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Quote by jestertoon
Tried that and nothning unless you can reccommend the right car parks

MMMMM joined 10 days and no results, rolleyes something must be wrong. Might be worth asking the guys that joined 10 months ago and have not had any luck yet. :roll:
it rather destroys the media myth that if you turn up in a car park you are sure to get a load of women gagging to have thier inadequate and unforfilling sex lives boosted by a passing stranger.
And I always used to believe everything I read in the newspapers, especially the Tabloids mad
Jackie and Ben
Doing it wrong for the last 7 years. ( dogging ) not shagging.
Hey Marya
Your bum sure looks fine from where we are sitting. if it aint broke dont fix it.
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Hi Steve
Yes just a box with a cross in it where the first avatar was. you obviously have special heavenly powers as a Mod. lol
And the bit in the middle is called ......... Heaven.... just like the picture, you cant quite see it but if you believe then you know its there. biggrin
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Ps dont think it fair to have two of me on there, just that the new avatar makes my arse look firmer. Vanity is a terrible thing, but when you get to 35 you have to have all the help you can get, :cry:
pps The ps is nearly as long as the posting.
ppps It is now.
Hey Steve
There is nothing wrong with 2 entries but you have to take it slowly. lol :lol:
And now i have only one avatar because the old one has gone. :cry:
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btw the left cheek is called jackie and the right cheek ben wink
Hi all
What a great idae and what a great selection of lovely bums. lol
Thought i would change my avatar but had to pixelate a certain part as it was far to rude. :lol:
Brillaint Site, keep up the good work everyone.
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hi Enigma
thankfully you and a few other guys were on hand to " educate " the last pratt we encountered while dogging. Just as well you did it because Ben had the serious hump with him and he would of got a smack int the mouth. Not a good thing so just as well we left, sorry it messed it up for you genuine reliable guys. Make it up to you next time. wink
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Quote by jomu
Didn't you all know that "dogging" is where promiscuous young ladies take on all "cummers" for repeated unprotected sex in every car park in the country, while their men stand around just grateful for the chance to watch the "studs" perform.
Me, I just like to watch.

Bloody funny jomu. really made us laugh. Thank you xxx
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