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LOL Jags - good to see you again
And you too!! WB.
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ops: .Quote by westerross
Turning 40 was fabulous for me, had a great big huge party (and I hate parties normally) and had a fantastically great year.
Now that it's a few years later and I'm heading downhill life is still interesting and challenging and joyful despite the ups and downs which are thrown around.
Going downhill hurts the knees though....:lol:
ok whose nicked jags kneepads
They're not for going down hill!!
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Ah, kneepads are useful then too..... :shock: :shock:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Turning 40 was fabulous for me, had a great big huge party (and I hate parties normally) and had a fantastically great year.
Now that it's a few years later and I'm heading downhill life is still interesting and challenging and joyful despite the ups and downs which are thrown around.
Going downhill hurts the knees though....
ok whose nicked jags kneepads
The tablets help... 2 twice a day with food!!
:lol: :lol:
Turning 40 was fabulous for me, had a great big huge party (and I hate parties normally) and had a fantastically great year.
Now that it's a few years later and I'm heading downhill life is still interesting and challenging and joyful despite the ups and downs which are thrown around.
Going downhill hurts the knees though....
:lol:
Now that it's a few years later and I'm heading downhill life is still interesting and challenging and joyful despite the ups and downs which are thrown around.
Going downhill hurts the knees though....
:lol: Quote by Davinaukcd
If it makes you feel good then go ahead Jags, my post was intended to be helpful.
...and Jags' post was in jest!
:? :?And you know that how?
Well, if you know my style and read the question properly then it would have been all too clear -however as you chose to take offence I can't help you anymore!!
Oh, and it does serve you right BTW!! Course I dare say it....
8-) Quote by Davinaukcd
Beware anyone travelling here, the cams are working. Just got myself a fixed penalty for last Friday.
I deserved it so not moaning but if by posting others are warned then I'll be glad.
I travel that way fairly often and the yellow poles were up the other weekend, only a matter of time before the average speed cameras appeared!!
Can I get away with saying 'serves you right'???
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mods love sex - love talking dirty - love mucky - love dirty and love love love love love sex!
Just in case anyone missed this little gem of a statement by our own lovely Jags
More sex then??? What this site needs is more filth, more wet hot horny steamy sticky licky happy shaggint-tastic sort of sex.
Quote by woohoo
I've SEEN you after 22 bottles of wine and a dose of Indiana Jones.. no hiding place Missy!! BUSTED.....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Only 22 Bottles!!! ffs is Missy cutting back and only the one Jones? ffs?? The phone book is full of them
:lol:Sorry - you had to be there!! But I've got the pictures for the right price!!
Actually the best picture is of Missy pretending to be Morecombe and Wise whilst playing boules... and of Timmy and his delicously pierced cock.
Ah, sex... I remember the days when it pre-occupied my mind.
:drinkies: Quote by firelizard
Well ok then since you asked.....I love to be fucked while my wrists are either being held by one hand over my head or they are bound by my favourite handcuffs........it's soooo horny. Do you think maybe I might be a little sub?
No, just a lot sexy!!
My black rope may just have to come out of retirement... if Mal and Sarah have sent it back to me??
:whip: Quote by Missy
every time I pop one in my mouth that's my fave, until the next one goes in and so on and so on
I bet you say that to ALL the boys!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:OMG!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Rude Jags!!! :smackbottom:
I've SEEN you after 22 bottles of wine and a dose of Indiana Jones.. no hiding place Missy!! BUSTED.....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by woohoo
Nah!! He's been weaned on Irn Bru - made from girders!! If I push him out of bed he'd crack in two...
ffs Jags Im sitting here with a full glass of Irn Bru as I type
:lol: How the feck did you know :shock:
True to type... living in a but 'n' ben and sitting on a bucket too???
:roll: Quote by jaymar
Fuck chosing
I'll have the lot of you please
Ok last one to woo's shed is not getting a shag ach ok then they will get one but they will need to wait then
I've got a head start 'cos I'm closer to your part of the world! :wink:
(after sitting on Jags' head and trampling on her in the stampede!
)Slaps Jaymar, ties her up with my black rope and clambers over her to reach woohoo's shed.
Move over ... let the real deal sexy sex machine wanting sex day and night and morning and noon in!
8-)
:shock: that's the THIRD time this week I've been lost for words!
The one's you're looking for are 'I give in - he's all yours' - you can say it, go on, practise!!
:silly:
Quote by __random_orbit__
Nope... tell me, whisper in my ear, breathe it into my mouth and let me swap Malteser balls with you!
:P
you're on... but I'll need at least half of the choclate coating before you get to taste my tantalising honeycombed centre
lp
Yes... and the problem with that is.... unfathomable!!
Lick on.
Quote by woohoo
Well !!! So Far I'm the only guy here and there is no way I could fight all you young ladies off so I guesss I'll need to give in to your demands
FUCKITY FUCK... I hate it when blokes give in... much prefer the tussle, the grapple, the locking, the pinning down and the overcoming.
<damn it>
:duel: Quote by jaymar
Fuck chosing
I'll have the lot of you please
Ok last one to woo's shed is not getting a shag ach ok then they will get one but they will need to wait then
I've got a head start 'cos I'm closer to your part of the world! :wink:
(after sitting on Jags' head and trampling on her in the stampede!
)Slaps Jaymar, ties her up with my black rope and clambers over her to reach woohoo's shed.
Move over ... let the real deal sexy sex machine wanting sex day and night and morning and noon in!
8-)
