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Jags
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 115
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Quote by woohoo
I've just authorise a pic of a bloke wearing Y-fronts and black socks and the pic is labelled 'do you think I'm sexy?' - my answer is unprintable!!

Och!! cumon Jags leave Bilko's sock pic alone lol :lol:
Never seen him wear socks - suspenders and black fishnets...yes!!
cool 8-)
Quote by __random_orbit__
and then there's Jags doing that old: equating-chocolate-with-sex kinda thing... I also have a small box of malteasers... another fave... (I'm a much bigger fan od chockie these days) so I'm going to slowly enjoy the new sensations and flavours of the Lyndt... whilst having opened the 'teasers box to tape it to/across my gentalia... sweet-dreams
lp

Ah Maltesers - sex in a ball!! So more'ish that they are hard to resist, just like a man. Sweet, hard and chewable... sticks to the teeth and needs a good licking! Sucking the coating off makes the inside crumble and melt until the taste spreads across the tongue and lightens the soul!
I ate a whole pouch recently, felt satied and sick at the same time, just like swallowing semen for me.
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Quote by firelizard

Isn`t this thread speciesist ??
Speaking as an animal rights activist I think you should retract your statement about dogs being mental as it is offensive.
And, as to the theft of the socks, can you prove it ?? Have you complained to the proper authorities?
bolt

:notes:
As anyone considered the rights of socks?? Seems to me that that the left of socks is getting pre-eminence in this forum and we have to have a balance. Ying - Yang, tong, diddle eye po
You're listening to croft aintcha :P
Rock on croft! Always and ever and ever... Love Machine on CD player!!
Can I be sockist??? I've just authorise a pic of a bloke wearing Y-fronts and black socks and the pic is labelled 'do you think I'm sexy?' - my answer is unprintable!!
Quote by jaymar
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
You said the 'W' word??!! :shock: It's a done deal then.. drinkies :swingingchair:
Wine???? Makes a real change from whine, whinge and wanker!!
OK... plenty of white, loads of red and a handful of not sure - just like sexuality!
Anyone near to Newcastle???
lol :lol:
Quote by helnheaven

Isn`t this thread speciesist ??
Speaking as an animal rights activist I think you should retract your statement about dogs being mental as it is offensive.
And, as to the theft of the socks, can you prove it ?? Have you complained to the proper authorities?
bolt

:notes:
As anyone considered the rights of socks?? Seems to me that that the left of socks is getting pre-eminence in this forum and we have to have a balance. Ying - Yang, tong, diddle eye po
Quote by woohoo
Fuck chosing
I'll have the lot of you please lol
Ok last one to woo's shed is not getting a shag ach ok then they will get one but they will need to wait then wink

I know where your shed is.. so I claim the Woohoo-shag-tanstic sex-a-long-a-thon. Back o' Ruthven Lane???
Legs open, eyes shut and heaven coming in close...
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Quote by Bonedigger
nope me, me, me MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I could DELETE your post... now move over and let the real deal in....!!
Quote by Mistress_39
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes please...................thought no one would ever mention SEX ever again..........anyone wishing to talk please PM me.......Im a very good listener........ :shock:

DON'T PM her - PM me instead cos I need a dose of pure me, forget about her, chose me!!
lol :lol:
You all MADE me go to my secret chocolate drawer in the kitchen (next to the not-secret cutlery drawer) and relieve a bar of Green & Blacks Organic 90% of 2 squares which are now melting ever so slowly but ever so more wonderfully in my hot wet mouth - nothing crumbly but definitely something sexy about it.
Chocolate = sex!
Quote by welikesinglemen
Are all dogs a bit mental?
Ours steals socks out of the washing and plays with em, rolls on his back moaning in ecstasy and barks like a nutter every time the door knocks, even if its someone he knows.
How mad is you dog?

I think dogging is mental - is that the same thing???
Sex... in public?
lol :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Blimey - there's a lot of deep respect knocking about in this thread!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: wink

I've seen you wearing women's clothes.... deep respect for any bloke doing that!!
:lol: :lol:
PS = still no PM though!!
Quote by jaymar
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
Quote by winchwench

Mud
Mucky
Dirty
Really dirty surprised

mad
Mud is now a four letter word!
>>>>>Flounces<<<<<<
Mod is a better four letter word!!!!
Mods love sex - love talking dirty - love mucky - love dirty and love love love love love sex!
Well, this one does!! Anyone fancy sex???
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Anyone want to talk dirty???
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
wink :wink:
Quote by flower411
Jags with the deepest respect u r a moderator.
As such i suppose u have access to this individuals posts.
Why save me the bother and check em out yerself.
If u manage to find one that doesnt contain racial hatred let me know.

Everybody can access everbodies elses posts ...
As you have made the complaint wouldn`t it be better if you proved your point by highlighting the racist posts for us ??
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Quote by benrums0n
Jags with the deepest respect u r a moderator.
As such i suppose u have access to this individuals posts.
Why save me the bother and check em out yerself.
If u manage to find one that doesnt contain racial hatred let me know.

With deepest respect back... I have so much to do as a moderator that I deeply appreciate any help with problems that I can get... so please alleviate my concerns, in the photo ads system, authorising or rejecting photographs and so on, with some indication of your concerns.
ALL complaints about breaches of the site AUP are dealt with as a matter of urgency.
Quote by benrums0n
GNV appears to be a career racist I refuse to respond to yet another hate crime in any other way than this

Are you sure? Cos the site AUP is very clear:
Non Acceptable Behaviour.
Your account shall be terminated immediately and we may report you to the relevant authority if your behaviour on our website consists of any of the following:
Anything illegal and contrary to the laws of England and Wales...
Any comments which are hateful, or racist.
Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards fellow members, Ops/Mods or Administration staff.

confused
Fayed is a serial twat (in my personal view) but that doesn't make me racist. If you have an accusation to make then send your evidence to me by PM..... just because the person being an idiot is non-caucasian doesn't necessarily make the complainer racist unless the complaint is unfounded. In the case of Fayed (and the 'Al' bit is assumed and not designated) then it's a moot point.
I waver between the scum of the species - white chocolate - and 90% dark chocolate. Both fulfill a taste need in me!
White chocolate for taste and 90% dark chocolate for taste and sensuality.
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Quote by andjben2003
am prepared to do anything indoors (including cleaning)for no financial gainand outdoors when it gets warmer if that doesnt upset neighbours so why not get in touch

And for no sexual gain either????
Quote by splendid_
I have no idea whether she is either manipulative or greedy.I can't possibly judge her as a person, I don't know her.
If the facts and figures are correct then it would seem a little unfair that someone who is worth as much as he is is sentencing his daughter to a lifestyle that is secondary to his own. I can only hope that the judge knows what he is doing and has ensured that the daughter has been awarded enough to keep her in the manner to which she has become else her dad becomes this huge benevolent figure with wads of dough to spoil his daughter and Heather is left picking up the pieces after every visit.
But hey, it isn't my life and money really doesn't buy everything.

Quote from BBC website:
The settlement will also see the former Beatle pay their four-year-old daughter Beatrice's nanny and school fees and will pay Beatrice £35,000 a year.
The judge awarded a lump sum of and assets of

And Paul will have joint custody so will, I'm sure, make sure that BabyB doesn't go without or have a secondary lifestyle to his. This is only the court ordered settlement, the minimum he has to pay out.
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Quote by RedHot
The room is now closed and the host dealt with :thumbup:
Thanks smile
TJ

Thanks TJ.
It would be good if all such infringements are reported via the established procedure so that an immediate response can be made by the Chatroom Ops.
Quote by willing2try_4
i did already lol

Thanks! That's the correct thing to do and will get some action.
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Quote by kentswingers777
On lanncelot there is a " fantasy " room. Is this allowed?

Contact an Op or raise a support ticket.
The main reason that no phone numbers or email addresses are allowed to be displayed in the public areas is that there is no guarantee of authenticity!
:shock: :shock:
We have had, in the past, incidences where twatty revengeful people posted up phone numbers of ex partners, neighbours, work colleagues and so on - same with email address - which has resulted in the police being involved as the poor 'victims' were bombarded by telephone calls and texts messages of a very lewd and unsavoury nature.
Safety first, safety last and safety always.
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Quote by A+D
just been looking at the ads in the couples section as you do like when you have a spare 5 mins lol when we noticed that someone has literally copied and pasted our advert and simply changed the 'small' print on details!
Don't know whether to be offended or pleased on the plagarism bit - ho hum - takes all sorts I suppose lol

Whatever you decide your stance will be make sure you 'Report this ad' so that it can be sorted!
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Quote by westerross

Calcutta Cup for only the third time since 1990. And less of the 'England lost' and a load more of 'Scotland won' please..... the Hadrian's Wall held fast in the last few minutes and was absolutely incredible to watch!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Scotland were fantastic yesterday. Glad they didn't play like that against Wales. :scared:
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Next time sweatheart... next time!!
kiss :kiss:
Quote by pussygalore33
O flower of Scotland
When will we see your like again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen
And stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again
The hills are bare now
And autumn leaves lie thick and still
O'er land that is lost now
Which those so dearly held
And stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again
Those days are passed now
And in the past they must remain
But we can still rise now
And be the nation again
That stood against him
Proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again

I watched this fantastic match in Glasgow and was on the edge of my seat... who was the commentator who said ''8 seconds to go"???
Calcutta Cup for only the third time since 1990. And less of the 'England lost' and a load more of 'Scotland won' please..... the Hadrian's Wall held fast in the last few minutes and was absolutely incredible to watch!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by stvnkenyon25
hi andro ill go if you will go in with me as a cpl ill pay the fee
let me know

As I think this may have been meant as a PM I'm locking this thread.
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Quote by grotmeister
Kent room meet 11th April. I've read the guidelines on munches and we appear to fulfill the criteria. Can we have our meet stickied? the daily 'bumping' it tedious!!

Munch and Social rules <<<<<<<<< Terminology
And please don't just 'bump' your thread for bumpings sake, that too is tedious!!
It's easier if you keep your attendance list on the first post, just edit it each time, so that it's really easy to find. Saves people 1)asking you who is attending and 2) people asking you where the list is.
Hope your Social is great fun.
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Just need to ask ONE question about Life Insurance - if anyone here is an expert in this field please PM me, I'd be most grateful.
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