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Jags
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 115
UK

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Quote by Kammike
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

And this is meant to be what..................?????
rolleyes
Quote by Theladyisaminx
cool
Ok Jag thats why I didn't do it!

:thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
I have a great poem learnt at school I would love to add to this post but are unsure if it would be allowed.
It is to do with being taxed on our poking! But does mention a few MP lol

NOT if it mentions any names.... we have a policy of not naming and shaming and that covers non members too.
cool
Woke up the Jags Household too - it was a very weird and scary moment or two. No damage cos Newcastle isn't near enough the epicentre but my heart took a pounding...
:shock: :shock:
Changing the age of consent won't stop kids having kids!
No matter WHAT age it's set at the urge to experiment sexually is a nature imperative which is very hard to resist and would only serve to criminalise those unfortunate enough to get 'caught'. Sex education is the answer, making sure that any sexual activity is safe sex...
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
...drinking hot chocolate with little marshmallows floating/melting on top.
:P :P

oooooooooooooooooo
please jags
could i have one as well pretty please
Course you can... I have plenty to go round!
Pours Vodka a creamy hot chocolate and piles marshmallows on top
cool 8-)
...drinking hot chocolate with little marshmallows floating/melting on top.
:P :P
Drinking a very lovely and very tasty unwooded Chardonnay.
In anticipation..... :P
Quote by paceman
what the hell is going on, three hours trying to get chat working, HA Bugger it still doesnt work.
Read every mail in the forum list here and tried it all. Ha Bugger still not working
Do we have to pray for divine intervention or is SH heaven admin going to sort it out before we have to
HA its failed again and Bugger them.

Quote by woohoo in a different thread
If no one can get in ...why are there 1072 in there now??????

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/69765/160.html
dunno :dunno:
Quote by Holding15
My girlfriend and I made love at this great discreet place the other eve. We both decided that we would love somebody to watch us discreetly, possibly take photos. It doesn't bother me but my gf would like to know somebody is watching us but doesn't want to see them. So they must be discreet. She may just suck me off but 99% of the time we end up going all the way, especially if she has skirt on. We will let you know of location and time. We only want 1 person. Will suply mobile no to 1st person that replies.
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You posted the exact same thing, word for word, in your ad from 25/08/2007. When was this 'other eve' then???
Little and Large
Chas and Dave
Apples and Oranges
lol :lol:
I've met both - got some really good friends from here, some I see regularly and some I don't but all communication channels are wide open.
As for lovers - all shades and ages. Some wandered off, some disappeared and some are around still.
There again I have been here forever..... redface and can lay my thanks at the feet of the BBD initially!
The 'new' team are keeping the site going, making changes and generally doing an OK job of it
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by keeno
There's always Heaven Dating if that's what you're after"
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No this isn't for me, it's about afriend - honest. No really a friend.
She seems to have met and fallen for a series of men from this site, who, I would best describe as bastards. But that's just me.
So is she looking in the wrong place or does she just fall for the wrong men?
She's looking in the wrong place... certainly!
There's always Heaven Dating if that's what you're after"
:P
Here's an earlier reference:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/881742.html
:P
Quote by pwalks29
Hiya..
I had a sexy meet with another fem a while ago.. and when I try to upload some of the pics onto my profile they are not allowed.. I also receive a warning that I will be banned for trying to put them on again.. The other fem is a member on here and was part of a ffm. Anyone any advice on what I am doing wrong? I keep seeing loads of other members on here with group pics way worse than mine ....I'm confused!!
Help!
kisses
Pwalks xx

The site AUP states:
Photos
The photo should be mainly of the account holder(s), only non-distinguishable parts of third parties can be shown.
Before you post a picture containing the part of a third party defined above, you must have the approval of that person and be able to produce it to Admin, if required. If a complaint is received from someone who claims to be in the picture and is not happy about it, the onus of proof of permission will be on you

If you see any photos which you think break the site AUP then use the 'report this picture' button and send it to the Mods - we will zap if appropriate!
A single male account means single male photos, a single female account means single female photos and etc etc etc.
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Quote by Missy
I've heard him snore.... or was that YOU???

OMG rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Definitely him Jags, I don't snore :smug: I purr lol
Unless he was sleep talking car engines, after the traumatic entrance to the weekend! :shock:
:inlove:
:cry: Well, it was a foreign country, and it was a foreign car and I had the Indiana Jones theme tune running through my brain and out of my mouth!
LOVE the purring... I would love to purr.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Missy
PS - you've got a lot worse habits than I have tho!! cool

I've heard him snore.... or was that YOU???
:shock: :shock:
:inlove: :inlove:
No, definitely not, it's far too intimate to share with a person I didn't like - mostly can't even bear to talk to people I don't like so sex would be not even on the list!
:shock:
Quote by davedixon1
hi all im very interested in having a wife breasts competition...... ideas on how to start one would be great

Your wife isn't a member here so you can't start one!
Topic locked - direct any complaints/comments to my inbox.
:P
Oh - happy shiny vibes are spreading! Good to hear and read.
Sunday morning, it's foggy and I'm still happy and shiny - must be a record!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by louise_and_joe
Well I think it's a good idea. I like to hear people's voice's.
At no cost to the person picking up the message, what's the problem dunno
Louise xx

There isn't a problem - just someone got their knickers in a twist and started beating up the site with the thick end of a wrong stick! Instead of reading the information properly and using the site properly it was an unwarranted rant against nothing. Bit like Don Quixote..
rolleyes :roll:
Oh - and I have deleted your abusive ad! So don't post it again...
rolleyes
You haven't read this then?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/help-centre/article.html?id=71
There's a link on your homepage... dont' think Watchdog are interested as YOU are not having to pay anything so can't be getting ripped off and, in fact, NO-ONE HAS to use the system!!
rolleyes
Quote by firelizard
I am listening to some absolutely Rocking music
So I'm shiny!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to a corner of my world!!
:happy: :happy:
Quote by Missy
Ain't life (and death) strange??
:inlove: :inlove:

Totally, sometimes you need that reminder that you are in fact surrounded by love. You've got it in abundance, and I'm glad you've not only been reminded of that fact, but have also welcomed it and returned it with just as much passion.
It's bluddy brill!! :bounce:
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Sometimes you talk realsense! Thanks...
:inlove: :inlove: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Smokey13
Hi Mal,
It wasnt working for me before and it isnt working now. It will accepty a whisper on my screec but the receprient cant read it

Raise a support ticket with Admin.
<<<<< under 'contact us'.
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Quote by accent14
Use chatroom daily no poroblems until yesterday, came up as 'auth failed'......still same today. Switched off my firewall etc but no joy....help

Raise a suppport ticket with Admin.
<<<< under 'contact us'.
:P
Quote by Rainboweyes
i was stuck in ever room i entered and couldnt get back in to lastnight, and was left with one room i could enter and had to stay there. if i had left i wouldnt have had no rooms lol. all since u changed it lastnight.
and there was no room owners or ops' to boot me out off any. and still have no idea if this be happying again today.
am abit pissed to be honest as means i cant chat etc, and paying for what actually to be stuck in rooms allnight like last night. i do know it happened as my fella went on his to see why i couldnt get in.
surely there must be someone about while u do ur changes to the site at all times, so people if stuck etc . this can be sorted stright away.

The way to get it sorted (if indeed it needs sorted as I'm not a chatroom type person) is to raise a support ticket to Admin - see left <<<<<<< under 'contact us'.
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