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Jags
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 115
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Quote by Mal
There are other threads running about Mac cams. Just scroll down the page.
Mal
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Including the same question from you earlier today with the answer from Sarge!
:P
Quote by Missy
Jags, another person who's both needed and deserved her shiny and happy time of late. I'm really chuffed the whole thing has left you brimming with so much love, really chuffed kiss

Thanks Missy - it's so wonderful as I thought that happiness had left me for ever! Now it's flooded back x 4! Ain't life (and death) strange??
:inlove: :inlove:
Quote by jax1969
A bloke in a kilt, wearing Cat boots and rolled down socks... just like I saw in a restaurant in Glasgow at the weekend!
:censored:

a men in a kilt mmmm cat boot roll down socks have we got a pic
Sorry no, but the image is imprinted on both my retinas!!
It has now been reported to Admin so I will lock this thread. However, it seems to not be affecting everyone, just the lucky ones!!
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Quote by Rosco2
At the moment ( , Friday), clicking on all profiles only opens the same profile (some guy in Guernsy). Have tried a number of different profiles, from different rooms, and logged out and back in - always the same. I understand that this is the same for everyone on the site. Can you help?

Best thing is to raise support ticket for Admin to look at. Use the 'contact us' option at the bottom left hand side of the screen <<<<<<<<<
Quote by poshkate

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh - PK - you are more than welcome to my happy shiny world! Enter..... I've chatted to some very lovely close family which has made me even more happy and even more shiny.... NOW I will enhance it with a class of lovely happy shiny wine (thanks for the idea!!).
x xx

Me too......just had a chat with family member and a good friend as well smile and remembered how much shiny happy stuff there is in my life :) Right if you're having wine I guess I'd better get a glass too.....:lol2: :bounce:
Ohhhhhhhhhhh - sharing!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by poshkate
ohhhh Jags.....I came in here today after having a long long long hectic day and certainly didn't feel very shiny or happy...sad
BUT after having a mooch about and chatting with a few pals (and maybe a glass of vino) I'm definately one of the shiny happy people......or that is if you'll let me.......plllleeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeee smile :bounce:

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh - PK - you are more than welcome to my happy shiny world! Enter..... I've chatted to some very lovely close family which has made me even more happy and even more shiny.... NOW I will enhance it with a class of lovely happy shiny wine (thanks for the idea!!).
x xx
Quote by riderinastorm
camping... treat..

Does not compute... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Garfield1
Bah Humbug mad :x :x :x :x :x

GET OUT OF HERE..... please! <in a happy shiny way> - otherwise I will jsut delete your post!
cool
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Quote by firelizard
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I be a Shiny happy people too???

Course you can... I'd love you to be happy and shiny - though the acid drops may spoil it for you!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Blimey
A long time since this thread has been out.
Glad all is happy and shiny Jags
kiss

Thought it needed an airing to counteract the grumpy threads around!
:kiss:
A bloke in a kilt, wearing Cat boots and rolled down socks... just like I saw in a restaurant in Glasgow at the weekend!
:censored:
Quote by noladreams30
I've had a pretty day... and I feel like all's pretty well with the world. So can I join the shiny, happy club too?! (Makes a change from needing a rant!!)
Jags, Lost - happy happy day!!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Yay!
Much love,
Nola xx

Course you can - as long as you're happy and shiny and a people! Think that includes you!
Welcome to my happy shiny world...
:bounce: :bounce:
Once again I am happy and shiny - took ages but here I am! Clouds of despair and sadness have been blown sideways with a downpour of joy ..
I like being happy and shiny.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Think I'm going to dance now
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :inlove: :happy: :
lol
Quote by Freckledbird
OOoooooo it moved! biggrin

See what the power of thought can do???
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Not my favourite entertainer but a thoroughly nice guy I'm lead to believe!
:cry: :cry:
Quote by MikeNorth
Just one thing Jags, you missed crediting the first one to Ken Dodd.
Have a tattyfilarious time!

Credit ...Ken Dodd... in same sentence........ :shock:
Yes, and I can still hear him sing it. Though, at school we sang ' A penis, a penis... the greatest thing I possess, I thank the gods that possess, more than my share of a penis' - god forbid!
lol :lol:
Quote by firelizard
So let me get this right Jags.....You're happy confused: smile

The Proclaimers - I'm on My Way
I'm on my way from misery to happiness - next week
I'm on my way from misery to happiness - next week
I'm on my way to what I want from this world
And years from now they''ll make it to the next world
And everything that they receive up yonder
Is what they gave to me the day I wandered
I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday
I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday
I took the road that brought me to my home town
I took the bus to streets that I could walk down
I walked the streets to find the ones I'd looked for
I climbed the stair that led me to my front door
And now that I don't want for anything
I'd have Al Jolson sing "I'm sitting on top of the world"
I'll do my best, I'll do my best to do the best I can
I'll do my best, I'll do my best to do the best I can
To keep my feet from jumping from the ground dear
To keep my heart from jumping through my mouth dear
To keep the past, the past and not the present
To try and learn when you teach me a lesson
And now that I don't want for anything
I'd have Al Jolson sing "I'm sitting on top of the world"

Only a little! Family...eh, who'd have them?
lol
Quote by mattmoleman
Then I hope the fortnight is the longest one you ever live Jags. :rose:

If only you were included..... thanks Matt!
kiss
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the gods that I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness
To me this old world is a wonderful place
And I'm just about the luckiest human in the whole human race
I've got no silver and I've got no gold
Just a whole lot of happiness in my soul
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the gods that I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness
Happiness to me is an ocean tide
Or a sunset fading on a mountain side
Or maybe a big old heaven full of stars up above
When I'm in the arms of the one I love
Happiness is a field of grain
Lifting its face to the falling rain
I can see it in the sunshine, I breathe it in the rain
Happiness everywhere
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the gods that I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness
A wise old man told me one time
That happiness is nothing but a frame of mind
I hope when you go to measuring my success
That you don't count my money count my happiness
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the gods that I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the gods that I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

That's mine for the next fortnight!
Quote by mattmoleman
Have you an updated version of java?
Do you get any error messages or is the appplet just not responsive?
I'm sure an admin person will be able to help more.

<rushes in to snog Mattmoleman before he scurries off again>
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: smackbottom :passionkiss: :smackbottom: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Quote by Sarah
I've done it as well
lol

You STOLE that from me!
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
And I wrote that with two fingers alternately typing and thrusting into the air Johnny Rotten style!
:lol:
Quote by Lost
Ah guys guys - if ya put your own bits and pieces to Plims post it becomes well interesting biggrin
Plim no way! that was such a shame. I guess really if it hadn't been for the fact that 'the front' was in Belium at the time then we all would of been having problems. All in all absoulutely disgraceful a shambolic business indeed. Thanks for bringing it to our attention :D
:dunno)

BEST idiotic post of the year - actually made me laugh out loud and that's no mean feat recently!
Thanks.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is a wonderfully insightful and enlightening thread - thanks to Missy for posting it!
I just wanted to add this link to an article I remember reading recently about a woman who died after being addicted to ibuprofen (generic name for Nurofen).
Quote by Heaven1970
me still stuck and it been 50 min now plzzz help me sad

Don't think it's personal as site has been having a couple of problems this afternoon - think someone is tinkering with the valves again. Have you tried a support ticket??
<<<<<<<'contact us'
Seems that if all hands are on deck with spanners and wrenches that they won't be reading the forum.
:P
Quote by Sherri_kev
re post : new server poopie......................
no but usually ( if i did drive lol) i would know when it was giong in for said maintainance and would be given a alternative replcament.
I am unhappy thread had been locked and HAVE raised support ticket as did last year with to no avail.
Am sorry but I know as mod you can only do so much.
like said you pay for something in shops you dont get you go back thats all I am doing and to lock this thread would be totally wrong. I am a customer after all.

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Raising a support ticket is the way forward!
:P
And I'm the one who removed your second post.
What she said ^^^^^^^^^^^^