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Jas_Tim
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 57
UK

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One of the worst and most disappointing for me was Morgan Freeman being cast as Alex Cross.
I like the books and I think he is a stupendous actor but he is just soooooooo not that character.
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Quote by GnV
Your report is always in confidence in any event.

Until of course you announce it to the forums lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by goose35
Any of you ladies into sci fi confused:
What you think of Patrick Stewart AKA Captain Jean Luc Picard
I dont fancy him but couldn't think of anyone better to play it.

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Quote by Happy Cats
Out for a spot of sea fishing the other night and saw FOUR dogging couples.
Now, why can't you ever actually find them when you're looking for them yet don't look and there they are.
Obviously not going to broadcast the site but needless to say I'll be returning!

I bet next time you go, there wont be a sole there!
The views or crap jokes expressed are not necessarily those of Mrs Happy cats

Just as well really, because you sooooo need a slap for that one :P
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I fought it, really I did, but the tourettes kicked in redface
I don't think you did - I think you put your Friday naughty pants on, and just went ahead with it irregardless of the sensibilities of those who have to share a forum with you.
I've met your sort before rolleyes
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Quote by sheddy
BILKO !!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I know it was you ya sod so put it back to normal confused
Let me explain for those that think I've lost the plot, a while back bulko changed my profile text to "I love Sgt Bilko" when we became a couple I changed to "we love sgt bilko" then when I fell out of love with him I changed it to "we used to love sgt bilko" I've just clicked on my profile to perv PK's arse (hey at least I'm honest lol) and I see someone has changed it back :?
I know it was you Sarge but it's over let go, I DON'T LOVE YOU ANY MORE :lol:

Sarge you won. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hello :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've removed the ad and everything and would like to thank everyone who responded to this. :shock: I seriously underestimated the interest
I am still working through contacting people, so my apologies if you haven't heard from me yet - you will.
I could add the bit about me being a total numpty and losing my list so I had to go back through every single pm to retrace my steps and get contact details and match them up with faces and cocks but it would probably bore you. redface lol :lol: :lol:
So anyway if you have responded, a huge thank you and you will hear from me soon.
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Quote by Happy Cats
Out for a spot of sea fishing the other night and saw FOUR dogging couples.
Now, why can't you ever actually find them when you're looking for them yet don't look and there they are.
Obviously not going to broadcast the site but needless to say I'll be returning!

I bet next time you go, there wont be a sole there!
The views or crap jokes expressed are not necessarily those of Mrs Happy cats

Just as well really, because you sooooo need a slap for that one :P
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Quote by dambuster
Could it be that it's not possible to seperate the people/attitude from the activity dunno

I'd disagree with this purely because I am aware that some single people come on here looking for love and so the meets are designed to find their new ideal partner via the happy medium of sexual meets. confused

I think that would have me question whether they are indeed swinging/swingers at all
:shock: :shock: :shock: It never would, would it :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by dambuster
Could it be that it's not possible to seperate the people/attitude from the activity dunno

I'd disagree with this purely because I am aware that some single people come on here looking for love and so the meets are designed to find their new ideal partner via the happy medium of sexual meets. confused
I am a firm believer that swinging is an attitude and that it doesn't matter if you are single or in a couple, if that bit is right.
For the purposes of Polo's question purely on the activity I'm saying it's not swinging because there isn't enough info on the purpose or expected outcome. lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by PoloLady
Is the activity of meeting people for 1-2-1 sex swinging?

No
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Quote by Steve_Mids
What annoyed me was the number of kids, especially very young kids, who would come up to her and tease her in full view of the parents.

Thats part of the problem........Our kids have been told not to and do not go near any dog without authorisation from either Shireen or I or the dog owner as its impossible to tell how the dog will react...
At the very least the owner will have some idea of the dogs temprement........Thus giving an indication of if its ok to approach or not.....
Its not foolproof by any means but it is an indication..
Very true.
My parents currently have a bulldog and a poodle.
The bulldog might knock you off your feet jumping to say hello and lick you to death, so when Dad is walking her and people approach he warns them. Not that she is dangerous but that she is very friendly and heavy.
Everyone is warned not to touch the poodle as you wouldn't trust her one inch. She has never bitten anyone, but she is a nark and doesn't like her ears or feet being touched, and so you just don't let people take the chance. Fortunatly she's teeny so you just sling her in your handbag or pocket if it looks busy lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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There have been pets in our family since before I was born, including a guard dog when we were in Africa who I used to ride as a horse.
She was marvellous with me when my Dad was around, I wasn't allowed near her if he wasn't and she was kept chained securely.
We had an Afghan Hound when I was growing up, that was a pet and had the run of the house, soft as butter, except with other big dogs.
I used to cuddle up to him watching tv and do allsorts of adventures with him, we grew up together and nothing about him frightened me.
I have small scars on my face where his brother bit me whilst we were visiting his house.
I shoved my face in his as I threw my arms around his neck to cuddle him because it's what I did with my dog. He, quite rightly with hindsight, thought cheeky cow and bit me, fortunatly my dog saved me from a serious attack. I only needed telling once that not all dogs were my pet. lol
I still think that dogs are great pets and every child should have one, I think it helps to teach respect for animals.
It's very sad that these things happen and I do think guard dogs should be appropriately trained and licenced, but going on witch hunts after certain breeds won't help, any dog can bite in given circumstances and some of the smaller ones can do far more damage with tearing to a childs face.
All parents can do is be aware and do their best, and ensure their children know not to tease dogs ever.
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Quote by Babe-n-a-biker
I think that this male should be outed so other females can ignore him and maybe the moderator or whoever could do something about known shits :!: Thanks for posting this this is good advice for new members and all in general.

Not even a remote possibility - you are not allowed to name and shame on this forum.
Also you don't know both sides of the story, only those involved do.
I don't, so I'm certainly not willing to condemn anyone or make the situation worse for those concerned by making it even more public.
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Quote by EagerSlut
I've seen it happen recently elsewhere but the person responsible is here as well. I'm sure he's not the only one so be careful.
I'm very angry about this because he totally abused the trust of a friend of mine and manipulated her to serve his own selfish ends.

I have to say Kiss has got a point - people are gossiping about it and asking who is it, etc. The bit I have quoted is what I feel makes it personal.
It may not have been intended as a dig at an individual, but the nature of both sites means that people are there working it out and discussing it.
From a general viewpoint I have to say Bloke's and Polo's summed it up pretty much as to how I feel on the subject.
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Depends on the website as well - some take over copyright if they publish them - well I know of one for definite that does lol :lol: :lol:
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Well I've finally worked through all the pms so far (I think) lol
If you haven't had a response drop me another line, I must have missed you by accident.
There's still plenty of time so bump as well :P
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That's cool Robin thanks for answering.
Versace wink lol :lol: :lol:
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I'm going to be away for a couple of days.
I am still answering pms but there will be a delay in response from me until after the weekend.
Cheers
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Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
By your local fertility clinic,
lol

Actually, this is quite a serious matter.
There's a dire shortage of sperm donors at the moment which means that cpls who are depserate to have children but cant, either because the male partner is infertile or there is no male partner are having a really hard time.
I donate regulary and its nice to know that I am contributing to a worthwhile cause as well as furthering my gene pool.
You also get tested regulary for any STD's so combined with popping out during your lunch hour for a bit of DIY manuel relief you get a full check up.
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Will you still feel as happy if any of the children you produce via donations come knocking on your door?
I know the change in anonymity rules has put many people off, which is sad but understable in some ways.
Just wondered whether it affected your outlook in your donations at all?
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Sorry we are away this weekend or we would have happily met up with you.
You always pick weekends to come to Notts when we are going to be elsewhere smackbottom You did this last time as well ya bugger.
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Well Timmy heard about dogging so we looked it up and found this site.
We tried dogging and it wasn't for us but we had discovered the chat room (back when I could keep up with it lol) and got chatting to the marvellous SteveG who invited us to a party at his.
We met lots of lovely people there and had a good chat and then a play with a lovely couple.
We consider ourselves very lucky that our first social event was so well organised and the couple that we met were so fab and helpful to us first timers.
It progressed from there for us and we have had 3 splendid years being on this site and meeting people.
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Quote by bluexxx
Has he started the flynet wear net range yet? I've had some great design ideas for it lol :lol: :lol:
As for the wankers - pass 'em on if they've got pretty cocks :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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I'm not sure at what stage the flynet range is in... I think still design stages due to the fact that no-one wants to model it :lol: wink :wink: :wink:
I do not know if the wankers have pretty cocks.... but they are prize pricks.... does that help? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Dang nabbit Blue that's no good - I thought you would have had all the pretty one's memorised :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Jags
Mmmmmmmmmmm - yoghurt!!
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You didn't tell us you had thrush as well. bolt
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dads just finished his Brandy Jags - he said he was fabulous.
Brought back some happy memories though.
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You weren't complaining about bad manners, you were complaining about empty profiles and having to pay for them.
Now I realise it was a bit daft of someone to send you a wink asking you to look at their profile when it wasn't complete, but it isn't really the end of the world is it.
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Quote by PoloLady
rotflmao
Now I have managed to make the whole ferkin' lot vanish lol - why can't I do that with grass stains confused

You mean you vanished my vote :shock: :? :? :?
Last time I post on one of your threads you ungrateful wench :P
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Quote by bluexxx
Bump biggrin

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Been gaffa-ing again Jas ? lol :lol: :lol:
I hear that a range of flynet-wear will also be available soon :shock:
Anyways, back to the thread... I know a few wankers, I could pass their details on if you want? I mean, really Class A top quality wankers :lol: :lol: wink
Has he started the flynet wear net range yet? I've had some great design ideas for it :lol: :lol: :lol:
As for the wankers - pass 'em on if they've got pretty cocks :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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