Quote by VunderVumman
do you realise how long it takes to look this good every morning ?
Obviously a very long time Mizz Rabbit. Its afternoon already. Some of us look zis good naturally!
LOLOLOL I did say earlier that my clock was wrong.
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:evil: :evil:Quote by Offensive Man
Isn't the B for back? turn round and I'll tell you if there's a F on them!!!!
There's an F in them. An F ing over-ripe banana :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i hate to be the one to tell you Offensive Man ... but Bananaman has left yellow jizz all over your back :twisted:
Quote by Bandanaman
Jeezus Bandana, could't you put on some black boxers or sommink ......... Ah can't cope with this, it's stressin me out Bandanna, look at me man - got me twitch back an everything.
I'm really sorry old friend, but SuperHeroes are not allowed to wear black, and Superman has all the blue knickers. This is all they had left.
Did you put them on the wrong way round? :doh:
Isn't the B for back? turn round and I'll tell you if there's a F on them!!!!
Quote by Offensive Man
By the way, Bugs Bunny - Nice tits, fancy a shag?
Hmmmm I've been here before .....
ACME (O.S.)
Are we going to play pattycake tonight?
JESSICA RABBIT
Marvin, I have a headache...
ACME
(hurt)
But you promised...
JESSICA RABBIT (O.S.)
Oh, all right. But this time take that
hand buzzer off...
So you wanna play pattycake with the rabbit huh?
Remember what happened to the last weasels that tried?
Several Weasles rush for the opportunity to frisk Jessica.
The head Weasle slaps the others away. Then WHEEZING
laciviously, he turns to the task. He starts to move his
hands over her body when Jessica stomps her heel on his feet.
JESSICA RABBIT
Get your hands off me, you little
rodent!
The Weasle hops away angrily
Quote by D0NKEY
They turned me into a white guy and made me wear stupid underwear.
Awww Shrek man ........ Ah hate to be the one to tell you ........ but you ain't never gonna pull the princesses in that gear!
You looking worse than Prince Charmings ugly brother, symbol Charming. White just ain't your colour man!
Shrek you gotta change man, you look just plain silly - how will ah be taken seriously as a noble steed now!
LMAO ..... I even read that in donkey's accent ....
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