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16 Aug 2005

Hello

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I think there are valid points all round here, this is a public forum afterall. Looking at it with a fresh pair of eyes so to speak It seems to me that there is no need to loose the funny posts, they should just be re-homed in the cafe or aired in the chat room as it is just that, chit chat.
If people, generally, we're more conciensous and thought more carefully about where their posts went it, would save so much time. Please don't get me wrong, I know there are a core of you on here that are exemplary users who consider the AUP and site rules, but for every one of you there are so many who just don't bother.
Just a reflection of life in general, most people don't give a stuff as long as:
They're getting what they want / It's not happening to them.
Am I out of line when I say the index page of the forum is quite simple to understand?
I can't be bothered to open another window and look at the exact wording but I'm sure I read it and this sticks in my mind. i am a relative newbie to the forums so please correct me if I'm wrong:-
Cafe - a place for discussion and general chit chat
LMU anything that's about meeting up and not doggin or just banter / chat
Dogging - anything to do with doggin but don't go blowing it with specifics? and nothing to do with the other two forum areas?
I hope I haven't offended anyone with my jumpiing in, it's only my opinion and a hugely sweeping generalisation at that, but it's the truth as I see it. About a lot of posts on this site, not just the ones that are locked or overlooked in the dogging section.
My 2 penneth
Thanks for watching wink

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And remember you can tune in or not, next time I have a few minutes to talk in depth and with conviction, on a subject I know nothing about lol

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by dicktugger
Hi all,
Been reading the postings about the 'Manchester wank club' What a great idea!
Anyone out there fancy starting/accommodating a DAYTIME, S/W London club?
I quite fancy the idea of sharing a wank with a group of likeminded perverts whilst watching a video, swapping stories etc. And if any females fancied getting involved then it would be rude to refuse!
All the best,
Dick Tugger.

Nice honest post I hope you have fun smile

smile

welcome
BTW just can't resist, and yup I know it's been said before.
The first rule of wank club is nobody ever talks about wank club
erm that's it really. :shock: lol

lol

I'm only havin a laugh, please feel free to take the p, or is that another thread I've seen? hmmm

12 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohhh can't make it saturday but congrates and stuff on the baby, u kept that quiet
Kisses all round

Shame, would have been nice to see you both, there will be a next time, just don't know when! lol Have a good weekend and thanks for your message xxxx

Quote by Sexysteph
Way to go hunni
Could not be happier.
Have fun on Saturday
Steph

Many thanks Steph, you're always so nice to everyone, look forward to seeing you at leicester if we don't see you before xxxx

12 Aug 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
you could say that you are a
awwwwwwwwww bless then
how do you manage to go for a wee tho with 0
well someone had to ask didnt they
lmaooooooo

:laughabove:
An inch shorter and he would've been a wonderfull little girl wink

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12 Aug 2005

Hi guys
Just found out kate has a babysitter & we're able to get down from sunny yorks to our favorite club, despite being on the doorstep of 101 and la chambre, we'd much rather visit chams. Well the staff and the majority of the visitors are great, friendly, chatty. If we're honest about it, chams is cleaner than a lot of so called 'top' restaurants. Hell I've eaten off the floor in there, and that's no reference to blue and her chip habbits wink

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It had nothing to do with food!
Right, enough babble. We're Jim & Kate some of you know kate and a few of you have met me and know a little about me. I've just gone 35 and kate's 32. We don't get a lot of chances to play together due to family commitments etc. So we would like to have a good nite.
In fact it's probably one of the last real nites out we're gonna get for a good while as we're expecting a child, a daughter in fact, about a week before christmas. Hence the double birthday type nite out title of the post.
You will recognise us as the short guy with the pregnant lady, somewhere near the bar. She will likely be eating and consuming soft drinks for two, whereas I will be drinking and smoking for two as Kate has been a saint and quit smoking and drinking.
We're slighlty mad, good natured, we like sarcasm, we're very genuine.
Anyone who's going saturday come over and have a drink and a chat with us, if we get on we will definately have some proper play, if not there is no pressure. We don't do sleazy and mawly behaviour, but hands on is great once we're all happy.
Thanks for reading the longest post in LMU recent history. lol
PS any couples willing to accomodate us would be nice, I always put the loo seat down and never pee on the carpet, but I can't speak for kate :wink:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i'm at work friday
ready for a night out as well, could always throw a sicky
nah best not lol
have fun and take pics of the place remind me what it looks like

Ali, you owe it to yerself. Chuck that sicky with the conviction that it deserves! :wink:
If not get yerselves down saturday, we missed you at the last chams meet, kate and I will be down to celebrate me joining the over 35's club. biggrin

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She'd love to see you both.
Hope everyone has a great nite fri

10 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
If anyone's interested in forming the 1st Norfolk Spontaneous Sex Team, let me know....

What's one of those then?
Maybe it's like tag - team swinging? but more instant wink

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10 Aug 2005

Quote by mollman
This is purely a social day out along the lines of the NW Posse type of get together..... so no shagging on any of the rides PLEASE!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

What about the carpark? :shock: wink

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Only joking, sounds like a great idea for a day out. I would like to put me & Kate_Barnsley down for this one please.
Also if I can help with anything organising-wise or lifts etc. Please let me know.
Cheers

10 Aug 2005

You were right at first SXBOY
This should be in the web-cam only part at the top of the forum.
And with two email addresses posted at least one of em isnt registered for use with this site.
As SX said you need to move your post before a mod sees it.

7 Aug 2005

Hi Everyone.
It's looking like a very nice day where I am in North Yorks.
Most sundays my partner kate has lunch and a family day with her kids and her parents. Most sundays I do my own thing or go visit my parents.
Today I'm left with free time, I would really like to go somewhere for the afternoon, purely to get out and have some nice food and some company.
I enjoy meeting new people. I would describe myself as open and chatty, but also considered and good at listening too. I'm 35 on wednesday next, I'm regularly told I look younger.
I am slim in good shape, clean, can be very well dressed or casual/smart. I have good manners.
Surely there's a nice lady 25 - 40? who would be interested in a pleasant afternoon on what may be one of the nicest days this summer.
PM me or leave a post on here, you know it makes sense wink

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I have pics on request for any genuine reply. I will reply to anyone/everyone. I am very reliable and will turn up.
Right, I'm off to clean the car, I sincerely hope that you ladies get your acts together this morning. If you live in or around York or between there and the coast I would be interested in hearing from you.
Thanks for looking cool

cool

7 Aug 2005

Whoops, been too busy aflicting the mocked I alsmost forgot to post on my own ad wink

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Bump

7 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
whoo hoo someone looking for a strap on
my kinda guy :thumbup:

Ooh dear, ow baby! wink

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Quote by SAMURI
R U 4 REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAMURI, you don't want yer posts writing cheques your butt can't cash with this lady :wink: Jelly anyone? And I do mean KY not vodka lol

lol

7 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Well that pressed HIS buttons!! No more Beeline - take the long way round instead.
:twisted: :twisted:

:laughabove:
:karaoke:
Dada da da
Another one bites the dust
wave

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7 Aug 2005

Hi Guys
This is very much a join in community, people like to hear what you're about, so I'm blatently, yet honestly wink

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using it to get myself known more on the forums
Please don't take this question the wrong way, it's meant constructively.
"Hi we're a bi fem couple, will you meet us tonight"?
Your answer would most likely be no, and quite frankly so would ours. Why? Because I've told you nothing about us, in the same way each one of your posts (normally dogging related) has said nothing about you, your ages, preferences for looks or personality/backgound etc. Are you the meet and greet types or more slam dunkers? :wink: lol
These are the things you need to tell the rest of us on here. Also, if your ad is for dogging it really needs to be in the other section, (I'm not saying it is about dogging)
It's hard for all of us to step outside the goldfish bowl and look back in, but reflection and perception can often give you the perspective to succeed. We're all just people wanting fun at the end of the day, and although we're all unique, in certain aspects we're disturbingly similar. Just think about what you would need to know about a couple before you met 'em. I'm willing to bet that most people would have very similar and matching requirements.
I do know of a couple on here who were friends with my partner before I met her. They only play with single fems or couples with only fem contact. So you're not alone, there are just so few single fems.
Anyways, hope you find what you're after, get to know a few people and you may be suprised at what happens.
There's a lot more community going on here than just a bunch of people taking advantage of an EXCELLENT & FREE ads and forum service.
Hope you have better luck. smile

smile

6 Aug 2005

Good morning ppl cool

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Bump

5 Aug 2005

Quote by youngbigstud
Anyone interested ill work it out so its 1 guy for 1 girl reply please

Wow, nice one rolleyes

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Another classy informative ad that will undoubtably have your inbox full to briming in no time, best check it regulary.... say about, oh I don't know, every 3 weeks.
With no venue, no detail about yourself, and the decidedly niche activities you're wanting, I think you're not gonna get much joy here.
Good luck.

5 Aug 2005

Quote by Michael18_1986
This site is dead.

This aint 1 hour dry cleaning, and posting negative things about the site will only p*ss people off. You may even get banned.
Welcome to swinging heaven. :twisted:

5 Aug 2005

Hello folks (bump) wink

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Always up for fun, but not tonight or saturday as I'm now busy lol

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Monday onwards is good, anyone (fems/couples) interested in some fun next week onwards please get in touch.
Have a great weekend - cos I will be :wink:

5 Aug 2005

Hello

cool

Yep, I'm still here, still looking, anyone into having fun (Fem or Couple), please drop me a post or a PM.
I check my mails regularly, I'm honest, genuine and always turn up for meets.
Come chat to me, perhaps we could arrange some fun, today or soon.
Thanks for looking.

4 Aug 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Out of date or not, the pm's still come

I guess a BJ's out of the question then? wink

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4 Aug 2005

'ello matey peeps wink

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Quote by freckledbird
This is a UK site honey, you won't find many in Cyprus on here.

Never mind that stavros, I can smell a free holiday at a thousand paces, are you offering to accomodate couples and offer kebabs when we get back drunk? :wink:

Quote by Sarah
Well people could be gonig over there no hols!
But then again maybe not

No I think you were right in the first place Sarah :lol: Yeah free holiday!!! Anyone got a crewbus, how many rooms do you have Michalis?

4 Aug 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
I feel like you're dangling the carrot in front of me but I can't bite it.... You are too far away...... :(
I hope you find someone hun....... and if you fancy coming to London, let me know

Aww, bless ya Helen cool

cool

Fruit & veg are an important part of everyones diet :shock:
Perhaps one day I'll get to dangle me carrot in front o' ya! :wink: But only if you don't bite too hard.
Apparantly, the plumbs ain't too bad either, weigh a few karrats right now tho.
Have fun
xxx

4 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
says add 146663 does not exist

Cos it's from last september NN :doh: lol

lol

I do admit I almost posted the very same thing lol

4 Aug 2005

bump

rolleyes

Well.........
Are you local? wink

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or be local within an hour?

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm a straight guy available for fun with a lady or a couple, please get in touch if thats you.
Thx for looking smile

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4 Aug 2005

Quote by phantom_lover
Great, what timeis everyone getting there for? Are they charging single males to get in? You can tell its my first time

Dunno what they charge there but most clubs aint cheap for single guys, just remember the condoms wink

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Don't wamt any phantom pregnancies rolleyes

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welcome to swinging heaven and have fun

2 Aug 2005

G'Morning
Bump rolleyes

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lol

Well, things are on the up, car back later today, so I can now travel again or accomodate Yorks area.
Just picked myself off the floor after noticing a strange spherical phenomenon, which as far as I can remember is called the sun. It seems to be turned on and fully functional, as do I.
Any switched on ladies or couples? lol
All pm's greatfully received wink

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ta for looking

1 Aug 2005

Hi people

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Gotta say at this point, I've run the thread for a while now, had quite a few views, but no PM's, not even any questions????
Surely, and please correct me if I'm wrong, but in order to make an informed choice about anything, you need details, that's the very essence of being "informed".
So there you have it, if your looking for fun you may be passing it by, come chat to me, get to know me a little. I'm good fun, polite & respectful. All the other stuff like stats, sexual practice etc. I reserve for PM and conversation, not the public forum.
Thanks for looking., and oh.....
Get PMing, maybe we could be having fun instead of seeking it.
Thanks :P

31 Jul 2005

Hi Babe1 :P
Could you put me n kate down please if there's any more spaces? we won't be sneaking off to the 101 early this time wink

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Would of asked sooner, but wasn't sure we could make it. Hope to see you both there.
xxx

31 Jul 2005

Hey up

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How u 2 doing? If you're anywhere near mine call by I ain't been out since the car's been out of action. I'm only climbing the walls a bit.
If you want to bring beer and another couple too then great lol
Hope you have fun
xxx

30 Jul 2005

Good evening all wink

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Are there any ladies or couples up for some social and perhaps fun at my house tonight, near Yorl. I cannot travel as my car's off the road while tuesday.
My details are posted earlier in the thread, if any interest please pm me, I'll check my inbox regularly.
I'm looking to exchange pics / breif email and chat on the phone before any meet.
Thx for lookin