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Jim_York
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
Straight Female
0 miles · York

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Was chatting to someone from NE last night and they'd been told the club was now for sale as a growing concern, with low mileage (unlike my jokes), and 1 careful owner or should I say ona / onanist wink
Quote by DreamerHelen
I'd love to but you live too far away for me sad
You sound like a lovely guy though...... wink

Thanks Helen smile maybe I'll see you and some of the others at upcoming munches, I broke my duck at the last yorkshire one, and will definately be going to more :wink:
Hope you're having fun.
xxx
Any fems / couples local to North Yorks? Please PM me. Happy to exchange phone no's pics etc. Lets chat and meet.
Quote by Happy Cats
Dont worry, its gone quiet because they are all working a week in hand

Working? That lot? They've never done a 'stroke' in their lives rolleyes They're not even close to being called a bunch o' w**kers wink
Morning people smile
Genuine, clean, fun-loving guy, intellligent, good sense of humour. Socially adapt and polite. Mature in mind, young in body and outlook.
Still got a week or so before work gets busy again, can accomodate in my nice clean home. I'm looking for a fem or couple close to me who are into fun, drop me a line, tell me a little about yourself / yourselves, and ask me anything you like, within reason.
I don't exect anyone to email me and arrange a meet blind or without chatting for a while, I wouldn't do it so why would you?
lets get chatting and have some fun, what could be more simple? Afterall it's the reason I posted this thread and the reason you're reading it. I can forward pics to any genuine reply.
:P I'm with Nike on this one "Just do it" I wanna see some mail box action followed by some social & physical wink
Anyone close to York?
Thanks for reading my post.
Afternoon all :P
Well, since I first posted this thread the weather has steadily declined, as with the weather, my transport situation has also gone pear shaped and I am car-less until at least tuesday sad
But hey I live alone in a detached house so I can still accomodate cool
I ain't going anywhere, unless someone wants to take me somewhere? So please get in touch if you're up for meeting.
Happy to chat on the phone / msn etc beforehand PM me or leave a post here and I will get back to you.
Thanks smile
:violin: still no pm's sad wink bump lol
Im not really ugly and I've never had an asbo cool
Quote by jennaj
yeah guess what Jim i hope to be going today had lots of offers so how can i refuse the lovely people who have asked me.

Hope you're having a good time jenna cool
Not had any offers yet, ahem, so I guess I'll try to keep the thread hanging round. 8-)
Having said that it gave me the opportunity to dig and weed the front garden, it looks like alan the titmeister's been round rolleyes Although I quite enjoyed it, along with the enormous sense of achievement and satisfaction, it didn't achieve the kinda satisfaction I had in mind :shock:
I'm sure there must be a nice lady or couple that would like to go out for an afternoon somewhere, enjoy a laugh and some flirty banter oo er missus wink or something else, I'm interested in sharing some fun time, nothing more.
Drop me a message here or in pm. Please hurry, as I have a asbo preventing me from travelling within 50 meters of ann summers so I can't get me kicks there anymore. lol
Quote by Jags

I only have two hands wink what you doin' later? biggrin
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Going to a pub in Newcastle! Yorkshire is just a tad too far...
Enjoy yourself though.
lol
well neither the weather or the PM's came good, but there's always tomorrow, sun would be nice and a meet would be a bonus. Hope you have a good nite :D
Quote by jennaj
Jim i am a bit sad as I am no longer going oh well

Aww shame, I'm sure you'll be back there soon lol :wink:
Quote by babe1
Hope you find someone Jim.
You are a lovely guy. Ladies this is an opportunity not to be missed he is very respectful towards the ladies and you will have a super time.
Steph kiss

I can second the above
Hugs
Babe1
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Well hello sexy :D thanks for your post How's u n tbone? hope you're both well. xxxx
Quote by Jags
Great post... hope you reap some benefit of your thoughtful and intelligent ad.
cool 8-)

thanks Jags lol no 12 breasted women either this time wink
Ah!!! THAT was you? Makes sense now.
I've only got the statutory 2. More than enough.
Have fun
I only have two hands :wink: what you doin' later? biggrin
Quote by jennaj
You to you can always go to the club I will be there later today

I do love Chams especially that huge jacuzzi, it seems everyone else does too as you can never get in the effin thing. Brums just a bit far for me middle of the week. sad
Hope you have fun xxx :wink:
Quote by Jags
Great post... hope you reap some benefit of your thoughtful and intelligent ad.
cool 8-)

thanks Jags lol no 12 breasted women either this time wink
Hiya Steph
Quote by Sexysteph
Hope you find someone Jim.
You are a lovely guy. Ladoes this is an opportunity not to be missed he is very respectful towards the ladies and you will have a super time.
Steph kiss

Wow, thank you hun. xxxxx biggrin
Hiya Jenna
Quote by jennaj
hiya jim
Sorry i live so far away otherwise I would come up to you

biggrin Thanks hun
I know you're far away, and bloody hard to find too! lol Take care xxx
Hello Everyone
What a fantastic morning, blazing sun, feeling like fun, what can I say? Hehe
At this time of year work is slow for me, I work from home and get up early on a morning, most days I can be finished by lunchtime.
I live in a very beautiful part of North Yorks and can make the east coast in 30mins. I wondered if any females or couples would be interested in having some social fun today with an open mind? I like the beach and getting some sun wearing only shorts, ah the simple stuff. Perhaps leading to some simply sexy stuff?
My partner Kate, a few of you know, lives a fair way from me, she has family commitments through the day so I’d like to meet others for fun, she’s totally happy for me to do this, we have no secrets.
I’m Jim, soon to be 35, slim, not very tall, oh okay then, I’m that short ugly bloke lol. I am however, polite, respectful and very genuine. I like a good laugh if a little bit sarcastic. I am clean and usually quite smartly dressed.
I know there’s no verification system on here, but I can assure you all I’m who and what I say I am. I’ve met a few real nice people on here when I’ve been at clubs with Kate. I’m sure perhaps one of you would vouch for me? ;o) (I’ll tip up the fiver later)
I can forward a pic to anyone who pm’s me. Please hurry before the sun goes in ;o)
Jim
xxx
Whohoo 1 week to go smile
Kate and I are looking forward to our next chams fix lol
see you all there :P
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I know your not a man that is quite clear from your pics sorry if thats how it came across yes I do want to come to Chams and will be there sunday if you are to say sorry. Please be nice I am a simple creature (Male = Not very bright thinks with Dick)

no need to say sorry a simple shag will do :giggle:
I agree, much more better than a complicated shag for defo wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i liked it better as 12 breasts lol
i think i have met Jim b4 can't remember tho :haha:
deffo not met the 12 titted woman tho lol

Many thanks for your support NN hope to see you and the Sleazy one soon smile erm round about the next chams meet? wink
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Genuine thanks to all of you, I think that should suffice help wise. If they don't believe you and steph then I do not want to meet em
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Hi SexySteph - thank you for your post, it was a pleasure to meet you too, thanks for chatting to me biggrin
And Hi Jags, thanks for the PM
What a plant pot I am redface
Last time I met her she definately had two breast 1 left and 1 right lol not 12
I will try and edit it - She's a size 12 lol
Thanks everyone for looking smile
We are now sorted & off the photo ads no less! wow
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I wondered if I could appeal to your sense of adventure?
We are a couple (Tonight only)
Looking for
Couples or Single Fems Only
Yorkshire areas, we can accom or travel:
About us:
I have a young friend, she's 23, size 12, lovely breasts 36D She is Bi and has just finished her degree. She lives near Leeds, and basically this is her last chance to play before she travels abroad for work.
I would like to see her have a good nite, well I don't even have to see, but I'll give you all the details and see how we go lol
I'm 34 definately look and feel younger than the average guy my age. I am slim and look after nyself. I am very clean, honest and genuine.
If you'd be interested in a pic of Rach she can send via her mobile.
Strictly speaking I am a single male, I suppose.
I have a partner who I swing with, she's fully aware of everything I do.
I've known this young lady for a year and we've met 4 or 5 times, we speak to eachother quite regularly on the phone. I guess what I'm trying to get across is that we know eachother quite well. Both easy going and good fun.
We just want a good nite, fun and friendly.
Just a bit short notice as tonight is the only night I am available (going to Yorks munch tomorra! yay :)
Please let me know what you think, if you need to ask anything or any more pics etc please email back surprised)
Take care and have fun
pls pls pls mail soon as time is a tickin...
All those in favour say Ayeeee!
Ayyeeeee!
Please put me n kate down ta.
How do you mean who are you again???? lol
Thx nn biggrin
HI kp
Good luck with your search, hope you have a good time on swinging heaven.
I think the fact that you're married, but interested in swinging raises issues with "everybody" and "everybody" would probably like to know if mrs KP knows.
This may be a swingers site, but the only playing away is done out in the open, with respect, and the consent of partners / wives etc. I don't doubt illicit meetings take place, not do I doubt the hassle the cause.
I think most of us on here would see it as cheating if we hadn't told or arranged it with our partners, do any of you more experienced swinging heaveners agree?
If you have told her, then you need to tell "Everybody" then "somebody" might respond.
Good luck.
Don't wanna sound over-blown. But erm, I would think you'd need some sort of pervy buskers license for that kind of behaviour?? lol
Credit controller eh? Mmmm I have an aged debt that needs some balancing out to release some funds! lol lol
Wanna count some beans with me? Les Beans?? rolleyes
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Which brings us nicely back to the subject matter lol As a nice BJ can produce some real good wood lol
Well quite a few views, but only PM's off people who can't read, what a suprise!
Okay, so it's short notice. All the more reason to get typing to us sooner.
BTW Just because I joined the forums the other day, doesn't mean I fell off a christmas tree on that day or any other for that matter. I've been an active SH Member for almost a year, with no bans or ads deleted etc.
If you're genuine too then get in touch, we will have fun surprised)
I'm 34 slim short neat hair, smart. Easy going and a good laugh. Lights smoker/drinker
fem is 21 Bi 5'6 Blonde light tan, Size 14 36DD Firm not flabby. Non Smoker occasional drinker.
We're both shaved, clean, yet filthy lol rolleyes
We're looking for an invite to your home or to a club and back to yours afterwards, ideally no more than 60-70 miles from Leeds as that's where we will be leaving from.
In honesty, we're looking for somewhere to stay as I like to enjoy a drink on a weekend. My young friend would like to visit a couple of clubs, she's just finished uni and will be lieaving the UK soon surprised(
PM me we can exchange numbers etc.
This is a genuine lets meet post, I am known to a few on the forums, hopefully some more of you real soon.
Anyone interested PM me, if you would like to meet us but aren't interested in a club I can accomodate near York for the right people. Or again we can come to you.
Lets have some fun this Friday!
Well it could have been worse.......
You could own a 25% Share in K-Tel, they haven't recorded a profit, or profited from a record since the 70's lol
Hello jennaj / Mrs Pleasure
I'm Jim 34 Slim & easy going. Love to have a drink and a laugh and get nekkid in that big assed jacuzzi they have at chams.
Neither of you know me (I think) but I know the staff at Chams and they know me, I've met ali & easy and Kate and I have stayed at Jed & Kayneys before.
They only prob I have is I live a couple of hours away from brum, so I would have to get a hotel or something, it's been an expensive week and I can't afford another £50 on top for a hotel room :cry:
Would anyone consider putting me up for the night please?
I am house trained biggrin Honest
I have an ad 284191, if interested please drop me a line. I do have a swing partner but this won't be discreet we share all our experiences, and I will be telling her leter today.
Hope to hear back from you, if not hope you all have a blast tonite.
Jim x