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JoeMiller
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61

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Quote by fluffer
Question is though, no matter how well disinfected, how are you gonna feel having a tooth back in your mouth that you shit out your arse?

At least it's come out of their own arse and not someone elses.... confused
Quote by blonde
OMG.......... dont even start me on this one !!!!!
Have been to see my fella in Blackburn a few times over the last 7 weeks and have received 2 speeding tickets ( so far) bluddy £60 a go and 3 points on my licence !!! So £120 and 6 points !!!

The police are being right bastids around this area at the moment for this. In bult up areas I always stick to the speed limit, or barely over. On the motorway, if it's quiet, then I do tend to put my foot down. One of my old bosses was stopped for doing 135 on a dual carriageway, he pleaded that he needed a car for business (which he did) and ended up with a 3 month ban and a big fine.
From my short time here, I believe the Mods do a good job. There has been some sarcastic replies to possible newbies which, in my opinion, could be handled differently (ie delete the offending post and warn or inform the person off forum).
If a mod is sarcastic in a post, they have the ability to lock that post, preventing your public response. When you become a mod, that is all you are seen as - never again as an ordinary member - and as such you should respond in an appropriate manner. This is something that should be remembered by all.
Bluexxx, your responses as a person/mod are a prime example of what he's "whinging" about. You have the opportunity to explain why mods do what they do, but you reply like a prat.
Quote by curvygirlieBBW
I never ever ever bid with a high proxy bid unless I have to ie I am going out etc as there are so many dodgy sellers these days who have a 2nd id or get a mate to bid to miss your proxy up higher so they get a max price, sad but true.

I bid 11p on a film, starting price of 1p and someone outbid me with a couple of hours to go. So I just pushed the bid up and up to there maximum - thought I was going to have to pay nearly £8 for a film that I could buy brand new on for half that, but with all the activity, someone must have thought it a good film and outbid me. I've not been on ebay for ages due to work commitments, but I'm going to be back again selling stuff - mainly videos/dvd's - not adult ones.
What if someone describes themselves as "unreal"? What does that make them? confused
Quote by Dawn_Mids
am i missing something here dunno
its just a woman flopping about on bubbles!!
does it do something i have not found yet?

Yes but you can click and hold and make her do funny things rolleyes
Sometimes I really wonder about you :lol2:
It is addictive, childish but addictive.
The fact you can click and do "funny things" adds to the appeal.
Quote by debz4u
HI and welcome think your a bit far for me to travel to jamaica but if you pay the air fare who knows rolleyes

You could always meet him at the airport wink
Quote by marmalaid
No-one likes moderators or what they do,

On this site I think you will find another view, the mods are held in high regard and greatly respected.
As they should be. But occassionally they have to make decisions that tick other people off.
It would be a great shame if a few of our own (not SH members) decided to take out their anger on people from other ethnic groups - that achieves nothing but creating more tension. And trouble.
Quote by Vix
...Did I say I disliked C&W?
...

There is some good stuff in C&W. Not a huge fan, but when it's good it is very good. I like listening to Steve Earle, bit more rock like, which is more of what I listen to.
I'm a member of a unrelated forum where political posts like this would be removed within minutes of being posted. They stopped them because a minority were causing offence and using an open forum - like this - to bait others. No-one likes moderators or what they do, but they have reasons.
If this thread is for support of the victims of the latest murders - because that is what they are - then my heart goes out to their families and the many who are injured because of the actions of terrorists.
If any of the mere mortals here become moderators, you will understand the work that goes on behind the scenes by what are largely volunteers - at least they are on other forums I use regularly.
Quote by debz4u
Mop it up you naughty boy rotflmao

All cleaned up and ready to go.....shit! Not again redface
Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
some pepole need help hehehehehe

Only on Sundays wink biggrin
Quote by debz4u
I had to change my avatar honestly who took me seriously with a fuzzy face dunno

Well, with not seeing the previous one, I would seriously take you regardless of the fuzzy face. I'm just going to go and get the mop and bucket to clean the floor with now....
100% cotton Y-fronts, white, going grey. Washed regularly (every Sunday). Do you need to now the colour of the inside as well?
Quote by welsh one
joss stone (amazing voice)
...many more but i am no good with names... nickleback...

Chad Kroeger - listening to him on the drive in this morning.
Annie Lennox - when she sings, you listen. She can do sweet and innocent, and downright dirty too.
Peggy Lee singing fever (not Beyonce, good song ruined)
Pink Floyd
A lot of those already mentioned too, and probably others who I've forgotten.
Quote by blonde
And what about the classic "fall asleep the quickest after sex race !!!!!

Isn't that what you're meant to do, unless there's something interesting on the telly of course....
Quote by chazxx
I just hope their is a plan in place for the venues after the games.

I think this is one of the key statements so far. It's alright going to the expense of building these facilities, but if they are going to lie idle afterwards, then the whole thing is pointless. At least in Manchester the facilities are still being used (the velodrome was already there, the new stadium is now some football clubs home ground).
It will be interesting to see how it all goes, but expect a lot of fuck ups, buck passing and white elephants. And yes, you dirty minded buggers, you can interpret that statement in anyway that turns you on. biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
Actually no, none of the ads are genuine. The mods sit there all day typing them out and posting them from different email addresses just to make the site look busy

That explains everything then....well not quite everything, but pretty damn close I reckon. biggrin
Quote by guy4fun
typical pikies do what they want where they want and nothing happens .
i would of crashed in to them .

But not while riding a bike. This is one of those times when a 4x4 is a useful vehicle. Just think of how big a favour you could have done everyone else had you been driving instead of riding.......
Quote by Alan
Just wait until you have turned 40 and then you will be begging for somebody to "fuck you"

The way I'm going, by the time I reach 40 I will be well fucked!
Quote by Andy_Wakefield
Only last night someone I had been talking to for a long time decided they couldnt go down that road with me because although they wanted to be close to me they admitted they wanted more and I cannot give that to them. My friendship is there for anyone and my body is available to be borrowed, my time is there for anyone - but I cant give my heart, it already belongs to someone, and I'm not going to disrespect my wife, or a potential lover by pretending otherwise.

Well written and well said. cool
I have an email address from a spammer, who told me that I've won a fortune on a lottery I've never heard of. I've sent the usual reply telling them where to go, but was wondering if anyone else here would like to email the wank-stain, just so he knows what it's like.
Do not put the spam site on here!! Read the Rules.
If I've violated any forum rules (I don't know as I've not read them) then I apologise. If not, spam the bastard!
Quote by lucyslovely
i am randy as fuck are there any women in the manchester area up for it

Can I make a suggestion .....
1. Find your local newspaper
2. Turn to the adverts near the back
3. Look for the heading :small-print: "Escorts"
4. Scroll down the list till you find an ad that appeals to you
5. Phone the person in question quoting "i am randy as fuck are there any women in the manchester area up for it"
It would be interesting to know what sort of response you get :twisted:

Well, they might have a long chat with him, over the phone of course, especially if they charge by the minute as some do. Or so I've been told redface