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Joewally
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
0 miles · Merseyside

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Races over to fetlife to have a look then makes a note in the little black book ..varca is a fet fan-might be useful when i eventually meet her lol
jw
may i offer my congratulations, well done Jane, the very best of everything for you and yours
treasure every moment Jane, once they're gone they're gone forever
xxx
Wally
but whats the dodgiest excuse you've come up with for throwing a sickie? lol
I was on my way to work when a police man stopped me and insisted i joined a line in an identity parade, it took hours to sort and was miles tooo late to go to work
reached for the fishing tackle lol
Quote by Joewally
A packet of extra small condoms lol
please add what you got ? lol

and with the extra small condoms i put an extra large cock in ... didnt crow the next morning i had a great lie in lol
A packet of extra small condoms lol
please add what you got ? lol
Quote by TheLovelyOne
OMG, I thought this thread would be about leaving one's family... the old excuse of going out to pick up a newspaper or a pack of cigarettes! Quite relieved it isn't.

And I thought it was going to be a swinging variation of that game of a thousand car journeys, "My Aunt went to Paris and she brought me... a newspaper, a dildo in the shape of the Eiffel Tower ..." etc.
we could start that thread lol
So whtas the most expensive small purchase you made? what i mean is, I went out one saturday t oget bait from the fishing tackle shop and spent £11,000 on a car lol didn't catch many fish tho...
yours?
Having had 2 series of Life on Mars and Two of Asses to Ashes what one was the best or your favourite?
will there be any space ships? will smith or any fit burds?
i'll try to come anyway
xx jw
congratulations on your wedding pumkin have fun tonight, although; i would have thought a wedding night should be a little more exclusive lol xxxxxx
The real winner was football, quite simply every time a team or manager thinks he's got a great side it's a case of "we're going to win everything this year"
Mourinho...
wenger
Fergie
thing is with fergir it was in the newspapers he claim
We're gunning for real madrids record
ang on ...erm liverpool and ac milan first??
Fergie "two more pots and i'll retire" oooh 100 yr old manager?
ronaldo's stupid gesticulation after the first goal?
even the media hype how Barcalona were going to be swept aside? did anyone happent to tell them?
Stupid media hype stupid manager
stupid players
but then saying all this i do support liverpool
B00 PeeeeeeeP happy birthday! xxxxxxxx
have a truly wonderful day
xxx
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
And I saw the pic of the prawns you had, so Im not risking winning lol

prawns?
wot prawns?
lol
I think you described it as Prawn Vindaloo - sure Ive still got the pic somewhere?
And sorry Joe, I promise to stop stalking you for a while and limit myself to 30 pm's a day from now on redface
not sure about pran curries but i did have a thumb pizza lol
Varca sweetheart ...this thread always makes me smile
and of course you XX
Quote by Sara_2006
i aint mailing you lol i dont like macdonalds pmsl

erm i aint that classy .....chippy?
ooh 89 already why ty ladies xxxxx
mrs nwc i counted 46 off you alone ....lol calm down