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Joewally
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Joewally
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Fun, you never said anythin about excluding dodgy bald minging scousers who have dodgy things wrong with them????? Erm?????????????
and you know what i look like and know i have 's about lamp posts lol
xtcjw

lol Oh No!!! I didnt mention anything about dodgy bald minging scousers!! I will do it now ....
No dodgy bald minging scousers need apply!!
:giggle:
glad that's sorted, phew!!!!
lol
xtc
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Joewally
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Fun, you never said anythin about excluding dodgy bald minging scousers who have dodgy things wrong with them????? Erm?????????????
and you know what i look like and know i have 's about lamp posts lol
xtcjw
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Joewally
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This happens t oeveryone i think, certainly me in the past, I always reformat when i have problems or try to restore to aan earlier date first?
xtc jw
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Joewally
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i'll be pleased to attend this sat if im out of jail pmsl seriously sats good
jw
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Joewally
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ang on a mo......do you do sympathy shags??? i'll be an escapee by monday or tuesday hehehe
xxxx
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Joewally
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
know how your feeling joe ive got it again at the moment and avoiding having the drip put back in so far but been told if it gets worse then its back in so we could be in adjoining beds next week as im up north annoying folks
but its ruddy painful tho
jo xxxx

agony is nearer the truth, fortunatley; many years ago i had this in my right knee so i knew the symptoms from the start and thus got to hospital, it's seriously not funny, no chance of being out by sunday now either because the infections spreading even though im on iv antibiotics
bah bah n feckety feck!!!!!
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Joewally
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Quote by Missy
I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx

Joe hunny - I wouldn't worry about a bit of celulite on yer knee. Get the doc to stop you pissing yourself when you're down laughing! :therethere:
I got celulite too - so what treatment are you having? Liposuction? Cos that's what I would have on my celulite if I could afford it.
Mind you, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would have more money to save up for Lipo confused
But there again, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would be a darn site thinner and maybe not need Lipo :undecided:
Which would give me more money for pies :undecided:
I'm beginning to sound like that song about Liza and Henry with his bucket with a holin it :? :? :?
Cellulitis..its an infection in my knee sorta like blood poisening
Hope you're better soon :therethere:
Joe Joe Joe sweety
Did you mean to say something in that quote, or were you muted with my umm .... errrr.... wisdom? :uhoh:
I've looked everywhere for subliminal messages and allsorts, but be buggered if I can see anything :? apart from the tosh I typed :lol2:
Anyway, over to you, tell me your hospital bed subliminal message, unless it was eff off, then don't tell me!! lol
Cellulitis not cellulite lol its like blood poisening issh
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Joewally
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Awwww Joe, hope you're feeling better soon. Lee had that years ago and he said its really painful.
Anyway, enough about you, are there any hot nurses?? Male or female, I'm not fussy!! :twisted:

OH YESSSSS lol
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Joewally
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Quote by Missy
I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx

Joe hunny - I wouldn't worry about a bit of celulite on yer knee. Get the doc to stop you pissing yourself when you're down laughing! :therethere:
I got celulite too - so what treatment are you having? Liposuction? Cos that's what I would have on my celulite if I could afford it.
Mind you, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would have more money to save up for Lipo confused
But there again, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would be a darn site thinner and maybe not need Lipo :undecided:
Which would give me more money for pies :undecided:
I'm beginning to sound like that song about Liza and Henry with his bucket with a holin it :? :? :?
Cellulitis..its an infection in my knee sorta like blood poisening
Hope you're better soon :therethere:
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Joewally
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cellulitis in my knee, this has happend before many years ago so i new the symptoms as they developed based upon this i went str8 the hospital
so? any sympathy?? pmsl
ooh i know....sneak into the hosp late and lets has a little roll around the linen cupboard
hehehhe
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Joewally
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I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx
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Joewally
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Dont suppose there are any single guys available tonight?? lol
Let us know!! wink

you jusy new i was working late pmsl
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Joewally
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Quote by grogynwuk
hi,
is this club any good at weekends?
Hi there you two we went last night 4 or 5 couples same single males and one fem,going to sort out a SH open night on Sat21 or Fri 27 £10 couples £25 for singles no membership for SH singles on the open night.
I like the idea of this, are you going to create a list of whos going?
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Joewally
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Quote by anais
heavens noooo!
Theres murder getting people in there to chat, So, i know pople like a good old barny so i thought i'd tell you that there was agro then some would go in to see.....
and perhaps CHAT! pmsl

You are soooooooooooooooooooooo naughty!!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I didn't look :smug:
Yes Yes But i am the much loved wally
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Joewally
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heavens noooo!
Theres murder getting people in there to chat, So, i know pople like a good old barny so i thought i'd tell you that there was agro then some would go in to see.....
and perhaps CHAT! pmsl
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Joewally
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Quote by pumkin16542
sounds like a classic night..glad you all have fun
xtc jw

trust me joe lol it was a fantastic nite club run out of lockers
around 10 lol and towles xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sort aother one soon please??
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Joewally
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I have no doubt it was...partners is a fantastic club...i need to visit there more
ban women drivers on partners party nights grrrrr pmsl
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Joewally
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nearly got there but some silly WOMAN driver stopped me....now the garage ...grrrr
lol xx
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Joewally
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Quote by noladreams
Torres Kuyt Reina Bable
So how can you expect these players to be part of the same team after an event that will leave two of them heartbroken and torn apart?
Further destruction of LFC?

Are we certain all four will be in the team come season's start?
I would love either Reina or Kuyt to get a World Cup Winner's medal. Reina would be my captain if I were in charge. Kuyt gets such a hard time, but he works so bloody hard.
To be honest, I think Torres is amazing but I will think it very shoddy of him if he goes to another English club after one dire season.
No, but they are in the squad so thats what will count,
I'm a die hard Red and my understanding is that while Gerrard is set to leave Torres won't be allowed to he IS contracted for about 4 more years this is from my reading, because after 12 yrs of service, if Gerro wants to go he will be allowed out of respect for his contribution to LFC also it is "time" if he stays longer his value will significantly drop.
He's been a fantastic player for LFC iv'e had the pleasure of watching live many times.
I was there that night against Olyimpiacos when he scored the goal that paved the way to 2005 Euro final.
Torres has said on his web site btw he was staying albeit a few months ago.
Gerro did suggest a while back that Reina will be captain one day.
jw
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Joewally
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Torres Kuyt Reina Bable
So how can you expect these players to be part of the same team after an event that will leave two of them heartbroken and torn apart?
Further destruction of LFC?
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