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Joewally
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
0 miles · Merseyside
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If Carlsberg made swing clubs...
I would invite you in and say welcome to your new club, we all own this one,
Our rules are simple, 1 Enjoy 2 Respect , 3 Adhere to the rules,
Let me show you round, This is our lounge meeting area, you can see all our lovely owners, dressed beautifully, the ladies look so sexy and inviting, this is our play area, please sit here on this clean soft smooth bed lay back and enjoy the sensuous feeling as it vibrates, shall we go to the wet room? it's just beyond the showers and refreshment room, please help yourself to the perfums aftershaves and deoderants, the lovely assistant will apply anything you want,
Look at our wetroom the 20 seat heated jacuzzi is so clear and clean and the lovely cooler plunge pool is just right, theres a very steamy steam room over there for you to have a hot steamy session before you go down to the dungeon to play on the swing, stocks and bed, do you prefer the smell of rubber pvc or leather? care for a glory hole? we also have an internet cam room for you exhibishionists and a movie room, please have fun here being filmed you take the movie home with you!
Now, let me show you the outdoor area, its private, clean and has some picnic tables oh some to eat off too, but they're by the barbeque care for some sausage?
In the summer we have outside days and nights here and of course if you like dogging ...it's just down the road
If Carlsberg made Swing clubs you would become an owner of this one.....
pmsl?
I would invite you in and say welcome to your new club, we all own this one,
Our rules are simple, 1 Enjoy 2 Respect , 3 Adhere to the rules,
Let me show you round, This is our lounge meeting area, you can see all our lovely owners, dressed beautifully, the ladies look so sexy and inviting, this is our play area, please sit here on this clean soft smooth bed lay back and enjoy the sensuous feeling as it vibrates, shall we go to the wet room? it's just beyond the showers and refreshment room, please help yourself to the perfums aftershaves and deoderants, the lovely assistant will apply anything you want,
Look at our wetroom the 20 seat heated jacuzzi is so clear and clean and the lovely cooler plunge pool is just right, theres a very steamy steam room over there for you to have a hot steamy session before you go down to the dungeon to play on the swing, stocks and bed, do you prefer the smell of rubber pvc or leather? care for a glory hole? we also have an internet cam room for you exhibishionists and a movie room, please have fun here being filmed you take the movie home with you!
Now, let me show you the outdoor area, its private, clean and has some picnic tables oh some to eat off too, but they're by the barbeque care for some sausage?
In the summer we have outside days and nights here and of course if you like dogging ...it's just down the road
If Carlsberg made Swing clubs you would become an owner of this one.....
pmsl?
We had been swinging already for a fair few years when we joined this site, and only joined because I wanted to play on cam. We have met some great people, had some great sex and now also really enjoy the social side of swinging that this site brings. Ultimately we are here for the sex. Meeting great people and making great friends along the way is a huge bonus.
I was in the chatroom today (for a change) and a guy whispered to me in a way that made me think that he wanted more than sex.
This started me thinking of all of the different interactions I've had with people since joining this site. Yes you get the "phwarrrr nice tits" whispers and the "Great pics, fancy meeting and I'll show you a great time" messages. I have been offered money for sex and I have been offered more money to spend a week with someone (both of which I refused of course) but there also seems to be lots of people who are here just for friendship or in fact to find a companion.
I felt quite sad to think that there are people here who are lonely and here for company.
Now I know that there are people who have met their partners while swinging, but I'm sure that it doesnt happen often as (I would guess) most people do this for no strings adult fun and of course if we make friends along the way ... bonus!!
Is it wrong that I find this upsetting?
So why are you here?quote]
i went to bed but couldnt sleep so i come down and here i am ......tsk
I was in the chatroom today (for a change) and a guy whispered to me in a way that made me think that he wanted more than sex.
This started me thinking of all of the different interactions I've had with people since joining this site. Yes you get the "phwarrrr nice tits" whispers and the "Great pics, fancy meeting and I'll show you a great time" messages. I have been offered money for sex and I have been offered more money to spend a week with someone (both of which I refused of course) but there also seems to be lots of people who are here just for friendship or in fact to find a companion.
I felt quite sad to think that there are people here who are lonely and here for company.
Now I know that there are people who have met their partners while swinging, but I'm sure that it doesnt happen often as (I would guess) most people do this for no strings adult fun and of course if we make friends along the way ... bonus!!
Is it wrong that I find this upsetting?
So why are you here?quote]
i went to bed but couldnt sleep so i come down and here i am ......tsk
:twisted:
I have been stood up... i know; hard to believe but hey...it happens also i have stood up some...
i'm washing my hair....
I got stopped by the police and told i must imediately attend an identity parade
I need to suddenly be in work at 11 PM
i ran out of petrol and my battery was dead on my phone
I suddenly got a headache
my false tooth fell out
my Sister from australia suddenly and surprisinginly turned up at my door
My Granny died
all of course very genuine (O)(0) (~)(~) x
you do believe me? don't you?
i'm washing my hair....
I got stopped by the police and told i must imediately attend an identity parade
I need to suddenly be in work at 11 PM
i ran out of petrol and my battery was dead on my phone
I suddenly got a headache
my false tooth fell out
my Sister from australia suddenly and surprisinginly turned up at my door
My Granny died
all of course very genuine (O)(0) (~)(~) x
you do believe me? don't you?
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