Who wants to spend some time with a witty, charming,funny,charismatic and handsome man??( I know I do) Well look elsewhere!! Ha!!
Cause I'm a bit of a bastard!! I hate kids and pensioners, puppies,kittens and martians!! 
I am a professional dolphin polisher (how do you think the get so smooth??)) so I'm kinda into watersports!! (Not really)!! 
Kinda desperate to meet new people as my inflatable has a puncture and I'm too tight to get a repair kit!!! It's a family heirloom so kinda well used!! 
Seriously just looking for chat,fun and abit of banter!! 
Hopefully hear from you guys soon!!