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19 Oct 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Oh and good morning Dawnie... what you done to it this time :shock:

You was in it last so its your fault :eeek: :lol2:
DENIED!!!
Slander that is you know lol

I'll 'ave ya
:giggle:
I'll fight you over it in a pool of jelly, really, I would :rascal:

AGREED redface

I would too... could it be vodka jelly and make it fun all round wink

/me sneak in and hi jacks the Vodka jelly and scoffs the lot , before passing out in the corner

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19 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
Good Morning all, how is everyone ??????
Bugger i've just thought!!! i cant get a 9:15 booted so i'm not late for work in the forum!!!!

Calista has found her "forum-posting boots" You could ask her to kick you...
but you are still going to be late... and you'll probably be sacked.... see you in an hour or so biggrin

yep sounds about right.
Calista might enjoy booting me too much!!! but then again its the whole "pleasure pain" think .... calista would get the pleasure and i would get the pain!!!!! lol....
i've just got no will power .. once PC is up and running its hard to get off ...i mean log off
:cry: I'm not a violent person
Nope got me posting boots on fair and square, but have no powers in this forum ... you;ll have to speak to Dawn about a boot ;)
C x
passionkiss

i was only messing babes silly

assionkiss

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19 Oct 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Jonathan isn't it time you left for work

Can you still boot him from in here Dawn :giggle:
i love you too babes x x x x x
and ya toast will be done shortly!!!
and would i even dare try and make excusses ????

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19 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
Good Morning all, how is everyone ??????
Bugger i've just thought!!! i cant get a 9:15 booted so i'm not late for work in the forum!!!!

Calista has found her "forum-posting boots" You could ask her to kick you...
but you are still going to be late... and you'll probably be sacked.... see you in an hour or so biggrin

yep sounds about right.
Calista might enjoy booting me too much!!! but then again its the whole "pleasure pain" think .... calista would get the pleasure and i would get the pain!!!!! lol....
i've just got no will power .. once PC is up and running its hard to get off ...i mean log off

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19 Oct 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
back and AAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
I've managed to wreck the drivers' door
Have the forum got any machanic type ppl who might be able to advise me what the heck to do now
Jiggly bum... did you make ma toast babe???

there is a red car of you type which has been dumped on our car park for the last few months ... so if ya wannt replace it! lol..
Toast!!!!! you sure tatty??????? you seen what i do to it
Jonathan

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19 Oct 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Hope you have a great day babes xxxxx

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19 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
so its not my Pc's fault... just been calling every swear word, casue it won't connect!!..
so is this now the Chatroom Refugee Camp?????
Jonathan

yep.... and you'd better behave! The Forum is a mellow place in the mornings, and we don't want you chatters running amok..
is this the SH equivilant to the UK's north south divide???
ASL everyone ??????
It's probably more similar to the East/ West Germany pre- 1989... look chatters... we have bananas, and you don't biggrin

Would you like a banana 'Othan? Welcome to the brightly lit, clean and tidy Forum... you may be scared at first, but we'll be nice to you. Honest
:twisted:
see how people forget the highlights of the chatroom!!!!!!!
if i recall Postie started of his life there!!!
well at least one good thing, the forum is not on the same server as the Chatroom, otherswies we would all be buggered!
lol

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19 Oct 2005

Rocked --- finally got the guts to ask for a pay rise at work and got it!!!!!!!!
Sucked - got early signs of man flu!

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19 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
so its not my Pc's fault... just been calling every swear word, casue it won't connect!!..
so is this now the Chatroom Refugee Camp?????
Jonathan

yep.... and you'd better behave! The Forum is a mellow place in the mornings, and we don't want you chatters running amok..
So who let you in??????
.....wanders of muttering .... just can't get the staff these days
postie gets everywhere! lol.

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19 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
so its not my Pc's fault... just been calling every swear word, casue it won't connect!!..
so is this now the Chatroom Refugee Camp?????
Jonathan

yep.... and you'd better behave! The Forum is a mellow place in the mornings, and we don't want you chatters running amok..
is this the SH equivilant to the UK's north south divide???
ASL everyone ??????

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19 Oct 2005

Good Morning all, how is everyone ??????
Bugger i've just thought!!! i cant get a 9:15 booted so i'm not late for work in the forum!!!!

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19 Oct 2005

so its not my Pc's fault... just been calling every swear word, casue it won't connect!!..
so is this now the Chatroom Refugee Camp?????
Jonathan

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18 Oct 2005

Happy Birthday, hope you have a good un

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17 Oct 2005

Good Morning and welcome to the mad house,
hope you enjoy ya stay!
Jonathan

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17 Oct 2005

well jiggle balls have already been made so i couldnt use that one
you have phones that can vibrate ,so why not have a dildo that can send texts !!!!!! it would redefine the word "text sex"

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17 Oct 2005

Quote by dargento
FFS dude.......
weve had arses now you want boobs......
what next......sexiest nose.......sexiest feet....
sigh

we have also had sexiest Legs too!!!!!!!!
my feet are manky so they wouldn't win! and my hooter is just plain
how about SH Knee Cap of the year!
Jonathan

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17 Oct 2005

Happy Birthday, hope you have a good un

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17 Oct 2005

Quote by dargento
i thought brum was bazaar enough staggy me owd m8tey

well its where i'm from to that expains it all ... birmingham is the roston vasey of the Real world

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17 Oct 2005

bloody hell!!!! i am well chuffed!!!!!!
well done Mal! i knew i was in with tough competition!!!
thank you to all those that voted for me!
Jonathan

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17 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
This is just to put out sme feelers as to if anyone would be interested in attending a lincolnshire Munch,So what do you think??

all depends on when and where ( i know linconshire, but its a big place!!!!).
you know whatr this crowd is like... they dont care where the munch is, just an escuss to get Pi..... i mean chance to catch up with old friends

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15 Oct 2005

this is gonna be hard .... casue not sure who i will vote for in the next heat if the two i voted for get thought, might just have to hold back my vote!

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15 Oct 2005

Quote by lucyweebaps
sadly i cant get to glasgow..i had to reply just so i could say
BOY WHAT AN ASS !!!!!!!!!

Johnathan thx for the compliment - u bad boy though smackbottom

I thought you were about to say you will be in Glasgow sad

not seen you for ages babes!!
Lucy xx
i know seems like ages!!!!!! hope ya have a nice day tomorrow, and hopefully our paths will cross again soon

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15 Oct 2005

sadly i cant get to glasgow..i had to reply just so i could say
BOY WHAT AN ASS !!!!!!!!!

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15 Oct 2005

Quote by Mal
Depends how well you play the game, John - good luck!!
Mal

inded same goes to you m8!
still cant beleive people voted for me though!!!! talk about "still in shock"

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15 Oct 2005

I've just looked at the competiton!!!!
how the hell am i gonna win against MAL & Eagerslut!!!!!!!!! surprised

oh well finals is good enough for me!
smile

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15 Oct 2005

is it cheating if i vote for myself??
ive just got home and went staight in to the chatroom and i was presented with " congrats with ta silver" ... i was like Huh???? then i was prestented with this link!!
so me is welll chuffed!!!!!
thanks everyone who voted for my arse!

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14 Oct 2005

well here is my ass.. it was taken just under a year ago,

Jonathan

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12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
your fun when ya drunk!!
not that i'm saying ya arnt when ya not...
so carry on drinking! its fun!!!!!!! (govenment note: drink responcabley)

Well I don't need telling twice, I will continue to drink responsibly at a munch

:drinkies: :drinkies:
(Which means, fLucking hell Dawn's going to get pissed at all other munches now rolleyes

)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
good good... why change..... plus you cant spoil ya full house of breast exposure at the munches can ya!

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12 Oct 2005

Quote by up4fun_3
hi just a quick one, most people I have been speaking to/made friends with on here seem to be at least 30 +, being a young whipper snapper myself how young do you think too young is? Considering my age I have had quite alot of sexual expeirence and would recommend University to anyone! All kinds goes on!
Many people say they dont want someone young to teach because of their age, if I got into this at 40 does that mean I would be any better?
Sorry if something similar has been posted before, not sure!
Love you all xxxxxx

dont worry about ya age. there are a lot of people on this site ranging from the ages of 18 - x. and i personally thing the age for swinging has got lower... when i first joined this site i was most proplaly the youngest (well except for little Gem) . but now there are a lot of people of my age band.
if you start thinking ya age is against ya, you will struggle.. a lot of people might state "between 28-29 only". but if you chat to them and they something clicks then this normaly goes out of the window!
Jonathan

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12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
is this implying you drink a tad too much!!!!!!

So thats where I am going wrong :doh:
your fun when ya drunk!!
not that i'm saying ya arnt when ya not...
so carry on drinking! its fun!!!!!!! (govenment note: drink responcabley)

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