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Jonathan

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12 Oct 2005

Quote by onlyme1981
The Photo Ads worked for me too..... met some nice people and some not so nice....trial and error really!

to be honest my advert has never got a serious reply ( a few symathy ones from the gang in the chatroom thought).
but then again my sex goes against me... i'm not saying no-one responds to the Male ads, just that i'm most probably sitting on page 3001.
and i still think the Forum and Chatroom works 1000000 times better than the ads section. my ad is just purly now a "this what i look like" add.
Jonathan

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
and what about all the wonderful munches

:bounce: They are excellent fun but bad for the head sad

sad

is this implying you drink a tad too much!!!!!! wink

wink

can't beat a good munch!.......... and the socail ones are good too :wink:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Do you know Ice-Pie..................
We could tell blonde all of our woes and she would laugh.............she is such a nasty pasty that woman :shock:
Anyway, I have e-mailed the room and will have to wait until tomorrow to try and get back in now.........
I won't mention who cocked it up..............
But it started with N..........................
and finished with .............orthHantsCpl (aka awld git or (Lou's favourite) :censored: :fuckinghell: :censored: :fuckinghell: :censored: :fuckinghell: :censored: :fuckinghell: )
Dave_Notts

now thats a word i reconsie!!!!! you've been around marya and alex too long!!! its rubbing off on ya!.
they must of booted ya shortly after i went to bed .. bad lukc mate. it could only happen to you couldn't it! lol

12 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight

i've been here over 18 months, most of all if it wasn't for this site, i wou;dn't be with the one person i care about the most in this world.
so thank you Mark! and the rest of ths site for making SH what it is.
Jonathan

Here, here this isn't a dating site you know ... its a swingers forum .. your not allowed to meet people here and actually fall in love surely, thats far too respectable .. now look here Jonathan you are letting the side down you know ... how are we going to keep those News of the World reporters in work if you start using this site for respectable activities .. I dunno some people :doh: dunno

dunno

DD

wink

Whoopps......... sorry ...
what i was meant to say was ... i knew there was so many different types of car keys untill i found this site!!!
Jonathan

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
i am real, but there is a lot of counterfit jonathan's around! beware they look nothing like the original!

They don't jiggle for a start! lol

lol

well true indeed ... If it don't jiggle it aint me! lol
whihch in other words means its time for me to diet! lol

11 Oct 2005

Quote by deancannock
well actually Stan Collymore Brought me here.
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Same reason for me.. when the whole "dogging" thing cropped up in the paper, me and my friend were dicussing it, and he told me that the Car park that we were sitting in having our Mcdonalds was a Dogging Spot (sandwell Valley by the way). and i thought he was just taking the piss. then a few sundays later i was sitting infront of my PC with Google infront of me, and was looking for something to search but not sure what (thats how sad my life had become! lol). and this conversation clicked into my head. so i typed something on the lines of "dogging at Sandwell Valley" and low and behold there was a link to this site. and i had a nose and there is was in Blue and white (see doggin section). and now that i had the site loaded i thought id have a nose around, and then came across the chatroom. and i've been there ever since. then sadly for the forumer i was shown the laid back version of the chatroom! ;-).
i've been here over 18 months, and can't beleive a random thought could of changed my life in such a way. i have meet many great friends, who i can trust more than most of my friends that i have know all my life ( i know i'm still only 25).and have done things that i have only thought about doing. and most of all if it wasn't for this site, i wou;dn't be with the one person i care about the most in this world.
so thank you Mark! and the rest of ths site for making SH what it is.
Jonathan

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
I always look for the white stick and labrador...............
.............then I know I am in with at least half a chance .
Dave_Notts

i take it, if she is deaf then your laughing!!!
:twisted:

11 Oct 2005

i am real, but there is a lot of counterfit jonathan's around! beware they look nothing like the original!

11 Oct 2005

looks are not important to me, i normally got for a person who i can easly talk to, who is fun and got a good sence of humour.... end of the day looks can catch the eye, but you need more than that to reel a person in!

11 Oct 2005

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where about in Birmingham is it held?? ive heard about this a few times, casue i'm sure xtasia opens on the same day (well night anyway!)

11 Oct 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I'd rather have Arsene Wenger, but he's got brains-he can keep the money I earn my own ;)
Minx x x

Ooooh can I have Jose Maurinio (or however you spell it??!!) mmmmmm delicious Chelsea manager... biggrin

biggrin

Nah-he's too up himself lol, give me brains and modesty anyday ;)
Minx x x
Rafa!
that me out with out a chance then!!!!
Oh Jonathan, you so know I would pick you over Arsene any day!
Stop fishing :P ;)
Siob x x
:D you know how to give a bloke a smile before bed time don't ya!!!!!
:happy:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I'd rather have Arsene Wenger, but he's got brains-he can keep the money I earn my own ;)
Minx x x

Ooooh can I have Jose Maurinio (or however you spell it??!!) mmmmmm delicious Chelsea manager... biggrin

biggrin

Nah-he's too up himself lol, give me brains and modesty anyday ;)
Minx x x
Rafa!
that me out with out a chance then!!!!

7 Oct 2005

Just thouhgt i'd let ya know, i rang them this evening, and they have now closed down.

7 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
:welcome: to swinging heaven

you following me ??? cool

cool

7 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hi ladys,
Me & my close friend are looking for 2 advenutous females (18-30) for intemate, sensual after hours fun. We are both 27, slim, fit, proffessionals and we know how to treat a lady. Please reply with photos, locality, short description and further info.

yam got this in da wong place mate!. .. yam shud be in Lets meet up
the swinger formally known as jiggle your a brummie m8 not a yam yam
at last someone agrees with me that i'm not a BLOODY yam yam.
NN i could kiss ya ....... as long as it dont cost me Â£10 again! lol
jonathan
next one will cost you Â£20
whats with the name change anyway?
i best get my cheque book out then! lol..
i just fancied a change. bored fo jiggle.
just thought are we hi jacking this thread! Whoops ... but then again its in the wrong place anyway! his own fault!
Jonathan

7 Oct 2005

i miss 2 teesiders Marya and MQ .
two great chatters ! and realy nice bubbly people!..

7 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hi ladys,
Me & my close friend are looking for 2 advenutous females (18-30) for intemate, sensual after hours fun. We are both 27, slim, fit, proffessionals and we know how to treat a lady. Please reply with photos, locality, short description and further info.

yam got this in da wong place mate!. .. yam shud be in Lets meet up
the swinger formally known as jiggle your a brummie m8 not a yam yam
at last someone agrees with me that i'm not a BLOODY yam yam.
NN i could kiss ya ....... as long as it dont cost me Â£10 again! lol
jonathan

7 Oct 2005

Quote by squirterandthehorn
Hi there, we're a couple from Notts wanting to say hi to everyone!!!
xxx

hello and welcome to the mad house! lol

lol

hope you enjoy ya stay

7 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
First ever munch - I got pissed and got my tits out
Second munch - I got pissed and got my tits out ops:
Third munch - ..................... :oops:
Think I'll stop going to them for a while

you get your tits out at munches!!!!! i dont think ive ever noticed biggrin

biggrin

i did the whole thing the irish way, and did the house party before the munch. so it wasn't so bad. my first munch was the NW one in august last year. and so i already knew a few faces.
it was a great evening. and got to meet even more new faces, and make loads of great new freinds.
even walked passed that guy that owned the corner shop in corrie, on the way there. ... having to walk cause the mini bus never turned up! lol..
Jonathan

7 Oct 2005

Quote by mrhustler
Hi ladys,
Me & my close friend are looking for 2 advenutous females (18-30) for intemate, sensual after hours fun. We are both 27, slim, fit, proffessionals and we know how to treat a lady. Please reply with photos, locality, short description and further info.

yam got this in da wong place mate!. .. yam shud be in Lets meet up

6 Oct 2005

Quote by rgcol5
Would this be a good time for our first visit? We're in our 40's and still a bit ...shy (for want of a better phrase). We work funny shifts but, we have that weekend off together and want to FULFILL. We don't want to look stupid. Advice please.

Chams is nicer on a Saturday, casue you havent got any of the Single blokes lerking in every shadow, but it can sometimes be quite busy. the overall atmosphere is Great and the Staff are VERY freindly, and one rather very sexy lass! lol

lol

if ya want to ask any questions feel free. i'm a requent visiter of cham, and speak how i find things.
Regards
Jonathan

5 Oct 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh and Missy - can I get one please? Happy to pay all cost involved in sending me one!!!!

Send you one???? Send you one????? :shock:
I'm bluddy coming up there in person to give you one:twisted: :twisted: :bounce:
lol lol... make sure you dont forget the badge!

5 Oct 2005

Quote by Jonathan
Right as Iâ€™ve not 5 minutes to spare, Iâ€™ll have ago at explaining it ( this is off memory so if its wrong I say sorry in advance)
Step 1 â€“ loading the chat room
To load the chat room firstly you need java, if you haven got this driver, the chat room will not load.
If you have got java you will see a message box asking you to accept, click on yes and the java chatroom interface will load.
Step 2 â€“ choosing your nick name
Nick names must follow the following criteria
MUST
:arrow: Be in lower case
:arrow: Longer than 2 letters
MUST NOT
:arrow: Contain spaces
:arrow: Start with a symbol (eg, / * - ^ ;)
:arrow: Contain the words â€œboyâ€ or â€œgirlâ€
:arrow: Have the word â€œguestâ€ at the beginning
There may be more but I cant remember them off hand.
Step 3 â€“ registering you Nick name
Once you have chosen your required nick name click on connect, making sure you leave the password section blank.
You will see a lot of text scroll upwards, this is the chat room logging into the server. If your nickname is already register it will ask for a password, in which case you will need to think of another one (unless you are the holder of the password! )
If the password is not registered you will see the following command
*** #SwingingHeaven You need a registered nick to join that channel.
in the text box type in
type in the following into the textbox
/ns register <password> <emailadress>
Replace <password> with the one you want to use, and replace <email> with the one you want the activation code sent to.
You will get the following command saying that you have been sent an email
--NickServ-- A passcode has been sent to , please type /msg
NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
If you are using or , you may need to look in the junk folder to find it. Make a note of the activation code. And type the following into the text box
/ns confirm activationcode
replace activationcode with the one from the emial address. You will get a message back saying it has been confirmed.
Step 4 â€“ chatting
Now that you have set everything up all you need to do is read the rules, then type the following command /join #swingingheaven . Next time you log in to chat all you need to do is enter your username and password, and you should be logged in automatically
i hope this helps!
Jiggle

5 Oct 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
:bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy:
I'm sorted I think I have a membership for Chams... me and jiggly bum got it... So do you know if its cool for me to use this membership for me and rockstripe... or what
Help needed please.....

i doubt she will remember who u went in with last time
does this mean i have to keep quiet! lol..
"that Membership card looks familiar" or "so your Jonathan, its nice to meet you"
i couldn't be that evil... i like my balls where they are. and swollen ones wouldn't do me any good that night!
YOU JUST WATCH ITjiggly bum......
:boxing: :sparring: :kick: smackbottom

smackbottom

duel

flipa

/me goes of mumbling.. the little shit better keep his gob shut :wink:
he he he !!!! might get in early and say i lot my memebership card!
the evil grin on my face!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!
don't worry babes, me wouldn't be as cruel as that! lol

5 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
:bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy:
I'm sorted I think I have a membership for Chams... me and jiggly bum got it... So do you know if its cool for me to use this membership for me and rockstripe... or what
Help needed please.....

i doubt she will remember who u went in with last time
does this mean i have to keep quiet! lol..
"that Membership card looks familiar" or "so your Jonathan, its nice to meet you"
i couldn't be that evil... i like my balls where they are. and swollen ones wouldn't do me any good that night!

5 Oct 2005

Quote by johneboy
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
comedy genius...... Norman Stanley Fletcher made me laugh till I cried...... I can just see Ronnie and Richard Beckinsale up there catching up on old times..... a very sad day :upset:

SO TRUE!
Porridge is one of my all time favourite Comdies...
He will be sadly missed.. i heard it on the radio when i when to get some grub of the sandwich van, and i had to do a double take, its something i just couldn'rt beleive!

3 Oct 2005

i've gotta say its a great avatar! the deco looks like something ive seen before! lol

lol

!!!
i had to take a double take when i saw it for the first time!...

3 Oct 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
and i hope you have a GREAT DAY

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Rabbit69
yeh i have, and made a few friends, but swinging is not what it used to be. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many weirdos out there.

and i'm one of the best known weirdo's on this site... why be normaly.. its boring.
i agree swinging has evolved, but i think it has for the better. and it is becoming more and more accepted. and not seen as something as seedy as it used to.

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Rabbit69
.no genuine ppl
stupid sarcasm
fake emails
wtf is going on?

lol lol... i take it your being sarcastic!
given the fact you met a bunch of genuine people before the last essex munch!