people of all shapes , sizes and ages go to Chams, and no one really ever batters an eye lid. well i few did when i was there last party night! lol lol.....
It a really freindly venue, with even nicer Staff.
pity i'm working this weekend other wise i'd get my ass over then and come and say ello.
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Jonathan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
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Quote by Jiggle
Right as I’ve not 5 minutes to spare, I’ll have ago at explaining it ( this is off memory so if its wrong I say sorry in advance)
Step 1 – loading the chat room
To load the chat room firstly you need java, if you haven got this driver, the chat room will not load.
If you have got java you will see a message box asking you to accept, click on yes and the java chatroom interface will load.
Step 2 – choosing your nick name
Nick names must follow the following criteria
MUST
:arrow: Be in lower case
:arrow: Longer than 2 letters
MUST NOT
:arrow: Contain spaces
:arrow: Start with a symbol (eg, / * - ^ ;)
:arrow: Contain the words “boy†or “girlâ€
:arrow: Have the word “guest†at the beginning
There may be more but I cant remember them off hand.
Step 3 – registering you Nick name
Once you have chosen your required nick name click on connect, making sure you leave the password section blank.
You will see a lot of text scroll upwards, this is the chat room logging into the server. If your nickname is already register it will ask for a password, in which case you will need to think of another one (unless you are the holder of the password!)
If the password is not registered you will see the following command
*** #SwingingHeaven You need a registered nick to join that channel.
in the text box type in
type in the following into the textbox
/ns register <password> <emailadress>
Replace <password> with the one you want to use, and replace <email> with the one you want the activation code sent to.
You will get the following command saying that you have been sent an email
--NickServ-- A passcode has been sent to , please type /msg
NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
If you are using or , you may need to look in the junk folder to find it. Make a note of the activation code. And type the following into the text box
/ns confirm activationcode
replace activationcode with the one from the emial address. You will get a message back saying it has been confirmed.
Step 4 – chatting
Now that you have set everything up all you need to do is read the rules, then type the following command /join #swingingheaven . Next time you log in to chat all you need to do is enter your username and password, and you should be logged in automatically
i hope this helps!
Jiggle
Quote by debz4u
:doh: me and my big mouth .
here goes anyway white water rafting id love that .
walk the great wall of china .
live long enough so my daughter dosent pick my rest home .
and be in the biggest orgy ever .
let me know when you are sending out the application forms!
take part in a las vegas wedding with a complete stranger
sorry about that! you was asking a quiestion so i answered! lol Quote by deancannock
and whats wrong with being a YAM YAM...may i ask !!!!!!!!!!!
there is nothing wrong with being a yam yam, i live on the border of yam yam land and birmingham, so i have to put up with the accent all the time! lol.. just that i'm not one. i'm a brummie ...... arrgggg cant believe ive just admitted to that too!
Quote by Kitty
so i need some suggestions! was thinking of using jgl again but changed that for a reason way back in the olden days
Cheers
Jonathan
yam_yam ?
ian
LOL
yep, gets my vote! ;)
i'd be done for under the sale of good act for mislableing if i called myself "Yam Yam" ..
Ian don't you dare say a word .. then again no one esle .. me is not a yam yam!! lol
Quote by Dave__Notts
Oh my fecking god................
It has taken me how long to down load that? (I am on dial up.....you broadbanders)
This is the first time I have had the time to download it................and I have wet myself so much. That guy is a star. The raising of the eyebrows left me wetting myself.
Misschief......thank you.
Dave_Notts
PS I know this belongs on a previous thread but after a fruitless search.........I gave up. If someone can add it to that one then I woud be grateful
i know what you mean, it has me in stitches for ages, i can sit hee an watch in over and over . i just love the way he punches the air!
Hi all,
over the last few days i have slowly falling back into the Sh bug and spending more and more time here, but i'm fed up of "Jiggle" i no longer thing its suits me. and also its too close to a refrence of what happens to a ladies breasts when she wiggles! lol...
so i need some suggestions! was thinking of using jgl again but changed that for a reason way back in the olden days
Cheers
Jonathan
over the last few days i have slowly falling back into the Sh bug and spending more and more time here, but i'm fed up of "Jiggle" i no longer thing its suits me. and also its too close to a refrence of what happens to a ladies breasts when she wiggles! lol...
so i need some suggestions! was thinking of using jgl again but changed that for a reason way back in the olden days
Cheers
Jonathan
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Last night, well early this morning, I was happily nattering in the chatroom. Just about to toddle off to bed when Angel Chat walks in. Excellent, a bit of a girly natter before bed me thinks. Then it happened, we had a power cut :shock:
So I closed down my laptop, what a stupid mistake that was as now it was complete and utter darkness. I was sat here thinking what I should do and decided I needed to get a couple of candles cos one of the kids doesn't like the dark so if he woke I'd be in trouble. I move over to the cupboard taking my phone thinking how clever I am as I flip open my phone and it shines enough light to find the candles. Grabbed them and headed for the kitchen, turning standing on the plug of me hair strengtheners which will teach me for not putting them away
Sets off to the kitchen fumbles for a plate and matches opening and closing my phone for light, no problem there, sets off to bed putting the candles on their plate on the bedside table if they are needed. Settles down in bed then realises I needed the loo.
Now I never gave this a thought as I am used to walking to the toilet in the dark so off I went, sits down and did a what I needed to do, which was a number 2.
This is where things became difficult. How on earth do you check to see if your bums clean when your crapping in the dark
Is there a compulsory amount of times to wipe, do you guess, sniff the paper or what. So at 2 am this morning I am sitting on the loo thinking what the hell do I do now. I couldn't take a shower to be sure because it is powered by the electric which still hadn't come back on. So in the end I just had to wipe 72 times to be on the safe side.
So I need advice please on the off chance I am in this situation again - what would you do if this happened to you:
has your phone got a camera function on it ???
Quote by bbw77
Hello, everyone!
I am totally new to this so hop you will all be nice to me, i'm 28 from Pembrokeshire and looking for alot of fun! I am currently single (best way to be i have decided!) Always horny and have decided i am fed up withself service!
Hope to meet some froiends to haver a laugh and play with !
Good Morning and welcome to Swinging Heaven , hope you have a great time here.
well if your with out service, i presume you've heard of self service!!!
x x
Jiggle
Hello there handsome! :rascal:Quote by Dawn_Mids
right, if this as been covered before then i will get down on my knees and beg for forgiveness for not checking the Search!!!.
just a quick one, its come to my attention that when the chatroom is with out a op and trouble brew, a few memeber which are ringing opps to ask them to come into the room.
so this was just a polite way of saying the ops have got there only life as well as everyone esle, so if there is no op, please either record the logs, or do a screen dump.
cheers
Jonathan
Jiggle, I think I love you
well......
.... thanks,
i've just read back my post via your quote , and just realised how crap the grammer is!
can someone point me in the direction of a primary school that is willing to teach a 25 year old.
Jiggle
right, if this as been covered before then i will get down on my knees and beg for forgiveness for not checking the Search!!!.
just a quick one, its come to my attention that when the chatroom is with out a op and trouble brew, a few memeber which are ringing opps to ask them to come into the room.
so this was just a polite way of saying the ops have got there only life as well as everyone esle, so if there is no op, please either record the logs, or do a screen dump.
cheers
Jonathan
just a quick one, its come to my attention that when the chatroom is with out a op and trouble brew, a few memeber which are ringing opps to ask them to come into the room.
so this was just a polite way of saying the ops have got there only life as well as everyone esle, so if there is no op, please either record the logs, or do a screen dump.
cheers
Jonathan
Quote by Horous
The mind Boggles Jiggle.
Question is did you have a good time?
John
it was a great night, never had so many people giving me the eye.. the only down side to that, more male than female!!! lol lol ...
deffo do it again... the staff made it a good night too, by lending me a Straw bowter, with pig tales! .. goldielock eat your heart out
if a rumor starts going around, that i was wearing a School Girl outfit at chams on friday night i will DENY IT ALL!!... i was never there!!!
Bloody charming,
Friday night was party night at chams, and the theme was St Trinians, and against my better judgement i was persuaded to don the school girl uniform..( since when was there a school boy at the BLOODY place!)
thinking to myself that the only people that will recognise me are the bar staff, i can survive the redness.. but just as i was making a quick change in the reception not 1 SH member walked through, but 3 ..... then when i got into the main bar area there was another 2 .... just my bloody luck!!!!
x x
jiggle
Bloody charming,
Friday night was party night at chams, and the theme was St Trinians, and against my better judgement i was persuaded to don the school girl uniform..( since when was there a school boy at the BLOODY place!)
thinking to myself that the only people that will recognise me are the bar staff, i can survive the redness.. but just as i was making a quick change in the reception not 1 SH member walked through, but 3 ..... then when i got into the main bar area there was another 2 .... just my bloody luck!!!!
x x
jiggle
Quote by dazandlou
Hey all, just a quick note to say hi to you! Thanks to those whove PMd us, its lovely to hear from you all!! We've not been up to much, weve just moved house and i'm about to change jobs, but apart from that theres nothing strange or wonderful to tell!! i feel like we've missed out on SO much, for example, what sex are the Decadence Twins????? And theres so many newbies here im sure i'll never catch up on the gossip!! Glad to see the calendar is still there though!! :twisted: Anyway, hope youre all ok, give us a nudge if theres anything i need to know!! i'm off to find out about any munches that might be occuring!!
nice to see you around again... hope the move went smoothly,
speak to you soon
jiggle
Hi All,
Sorry its taken me so long to say my thank yous, as this is the first time ive been home since the weekend.
tatty, thank you for inviting me to the BBQ, was really great getting to see you again!. BBQ was good.
Cheers to Cisko, for the food
Wishy - christ you know how to snore!.
Tabbi - i can't claim credit for finding ya Earing, glad you've got it intact.
Pebbles, was great to see you again, you looked stunning in the Nurses uniform.. you can pick up my money of the floor any day! :wink: .
and one big thank you to marmalaid for my lift home.
was nice to see the rest of you..
speak soon
Sorry its taken me so long to say my thank yous, as this is the first time ive been home since the weekend.
tatty, thank you for inviting me to the BBQ, was really great getting to see you again!. BBQ was good.
Cheers to Cisko, for the food
Wishy - christ you know how to snore!.
Tabbi - i can't claim credit for finding ya Earing, glad you've got it intact.
Pebbles, was great to see you again, you looked stunning in the Nurses uniform.. you can pick up my money of the floor any day!
:wink: .and one big thank you to marmalaid for my lift home.
was nice to see the rest of you..
speak soon
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hang on a sec here
what girlfriend jiggle?
omg naughty u havent heard....ur about the only one cos our little baby face jiggs has been shouting it from the roof tops
oh oh its not that lass he met at chams that night he went with me was it......awww i so hope it is i feel so useful now
it might be
Quote by lincskate
Mrs Skate and I have a trip to Birmingham booked for my Birthday - we were going to go to Legs Eleven as a couple - so i'd really like to know anyone else who has gone as a couple - what was your experience?
Or can anyone else advise any lapdancing clubs that we could go to as a couple in the Birmingham area?
legs eleven ain't brilliant, a couple of nice strippers, but after last friday it has but me off.
