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Jonathan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
As stated I'm off on a little jaunt next Wednesday to warmer climes

Did you put a Leave Pass in ????? confused :? :? :? lol :lol:
while you are in the Big Brother house , I will take on the role of all your admin roles!
Little Brother
Red
The secret committe has decided to set you a task to visit the spanish Big Brother house and report back on your findings. In the meantime you must allocate another SH member to take your place for the duration of your trip.
You must also ensure that all tasks are completed to Little Brothers satisfaction beforehand
Marcuso
Good morning and welcome to your first morning in the house. Dave notts has been contracted to provide pet care services for all housemates whilst they are in the house - He comes highly recommended due to his patience and pet loving nature.
Sarge
Little Brother has noted your new avatar and is pleased - as a reward the secret comitteee has awarded you exclusive use of the Waterbed for tonight - please choose your partner!
please get back to little brother
Sarge
Unfortunately your suitcase has been temporarily misplaced and the only uniform we currently have available is a 1970's American Sailor Uniform ( think Village People) wether you choose to wear this is entirely up to you! You will be advised when your suitcase has been located and delivered to the house.
Libra
At the moment we are awaiting security clearance for Jock the piercer. However if you would like one of your fellow housemates to carry out the procedure - please feel free to nomimate one.
Please get back to little brother
Libra is reminded thats some toys are provide in the dungeon, and no further items will be provided until they are earnt. Only food items can be provided at this time.
Good Morning Housemates
Little Brother and the committee hopes you all slept well.
Contestants the hot water has now been turned off.
In the fridge you will find some supplies for the day, including Bacon, cereals and fruit, milk, some pork chops, salad, yogurt and sherry trifle.
There is no alcohol in the house at the moment, you will be informed when this is supplied.
The wand will be supplied when the committe feel that you have earned the reward.
You will be required to today each ask for 5 items of shopping to be supplied to the house, this cannot included ciggarettes, or alcohol. You have been allocated the 200 that you took in with you and these should last this week.
We would ask each of you over the next few days to place, 150 words to introduce yourself on this forum. You will receive a reward for completing this.
There is an Apple tree in the garden, and a blender has been supplied in the cupboard under the cooker.
JudyTV has only been allowed one suitcase as per the rules, her remaining suitcases were removed.
Libra your tape is currently being reviewed, and yoiu will be advised of our decision whether to broadcase any of it.
Just to let you all know Blonde was released this morning with condiitonal bail. and the security guards have been put on full alert for further incidents.
Little Brother and the committee wish you all a happy day and ask contestants to use the sun cream provided.
Blonde you have now been arrested by the security guards and are no longer allowed within 150 metres of the house
At which point did you understand that lthe commitee had supplied any alcohol to the house
This will only be supplied at certyain times as notified.......
Rachel Lane
Little Brother and the Secret Committee have convened to consider your requests, and have decided the following:-
Your Medication Will be Delivered and administered as precsribed.
Mia Has been taken care of and is in safe hands !
All other requests have currently been denied - However they may be re-nogotiated in the future!
Rachel - Lane - your comments have been noted and passed to the secret committee
Little Brother will get back to you!
Quote by blonde
Little Brother,
Soz a bit confused............ who picked the contestants and who gets to position the camera's ?........................ OOOOOOppppppppppppppsssss and where is Davina ?

Hi ya,
Davina is been kept safe wink :wink:
the members were carefully pick from a secret panel. and the cams are everywhere
Jigglel
Ladies and Gentlemen
A committee of Forum and Chat Room users have convened and built a Big Brother House in a secret location in the heart of England. In this house we have kidnapped thirteen elected members chosen by a Secret Committee, in the said secret location in the heart of England.
For the purpose of this forum, Jiggle, will hereby be known as LIttle Brother, the rest of the committee will remain secret.
Thoughout the course of the next 10 weeks, tasks will be set by the secret committee and judged on their merits.
The Rules
1. All members of the house are required to pm Little Brother with their nomination for eviction by the wednesday night. and the two top nomiinated members of the house will be placed for public eviction on Thursday night and evictied Friday night.
2. Any member of the house who has not pm'ed their nomination for eviction to Little Brother by Wednesday 9pm will automatically be up for eviction themselves.
3. The secret committtee will not be open to bribery, corruption or sexual favours (well maybe Little Brother will be)
4. The committee may introduce new members to the house should they wish to do so.
5. Should there be a tie, then the members will be put up for public vote.
6. A prize will be given to the last remaining member left in the house.
7. The rules of the Swinging Heaven Big Brother House can be changed at any time by The Secret Committee.
8. A computer will be supplied for the purposes of replying to this thread only.
9. All mobile phones, television, music, ipods and sat navs are not allowed to come with you into the Big Brother House
Ideas for forfeits and tasks would be welcome, please pm Little Brother with your ideas.
Contestances, please use this thread as your diary room to convey your feelsing and thoughts.
CONTESTANCES
:arrow: VIX
:arrow: MARMALAID
:arrow: RHG
:arrow: MARCUSO
:arrow: LIBRA+LOVE
:arrow: SARG BILKO
:arrow: MISSCHIEF
:arrow: STEVEG_NW
:arrow: RACHEL LANE
:arrow: EAGER SLUT
evil GINGER JO
:evil: HARD
:arrow: BI_WELSH MINX
THE SECRET COMMITTEE
THE HOUSE
The house contains :
A Large Jacuzzi
A Camper Van
A Torture Dungeon
Mingers Corner
A Lounge
A Dark Room
A Kitchen
1 Bedroom with King Size Water Bed - Which will be awarded to the winner of that weeks task, to use as they so desire ;)
1 Mixed Dormitory
1 Open Shower Room
Animals included in the house are:
Gold Fish
2 Rabbitts (that do not take batteries)
A Beever
A Cock
Housemates, Little Brother willl get back to you shortly.
Good Morning all!,
i'll just get myself a nice ice cold coke, and a soak before i get off to the lovely thing that is call work!
Jiggle
2 days after pay day... which means i'll still have some cash!
put me down for it sarah
Jiggle
Quote by bailiffs
hi babe!!!!!
do whatever makes u happy i suppose all op's are dangerous they all have their risks, if you want............u can give me some???????? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :haha:
love lou xxx

excatly what she said!!!..
go with what you feel is best.. everyone will have there own biased opinion.. some will say its a good thing and others a bad... but at the end of the day the only person that can make that decision is you.. but before you do make you mind up, just make sure its not something you have not really thought much about... cause its a costly think to have reversed!...
Jiggle
i'm off down south to spend a weekend with one of my best friends from of SH.. gonna have a nice lazy chill out weekend!
Jiggle
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
hope you have a good day.... never realises you was only a couple of months older than me!... makes me feel a lot less like the young un now.
Jiggle
Quote by Dave__Notts
Since the new one was Star Wars 3..........and there were 6 films.....isn't number 6 how the saga finished dunno
Dave_Notts

lol lol.... well end the first part of the saga... or tie up al the lose ends.
i personally think it was rushed!.... i think it needed more time showing him crossing into the dark side!
Jiggle
i love it, gonna be a great film!..
"a local film for local People"
Jiggle
Quote by bluexxx
I just love this little fella

lol :lol: :lol:

i love Danger mouse, i used to have a techy teacher who was a spit for penfold!.
anyone remember cartoons like heathcliff, Marmaduke , Marvin !
Jiggle
Quote by MQ
Like Dawn, I was really nervous and still get that way now even though there are many familiar faces.
I deal with this by getting totally stinking rat-arsed, talking bollox and making a complete twat of myself. I don't even need a name badge. lol

At least people will remember you!!!!
I remember rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
/set HI JACK = true
nice to see you posting again.. been too long xxxxxx
/set Hijack = false
to be very honest, i wasn't scared at all, with my first munch. i did things the irish way and did the party thing first (not that i was nervous about!).
but i was just leaving the hotel to go to the NW munch and spotted Lucifer , a face i reconised, and ther was a bucnh out side wating for a none exsitant taxi, so i got chatting to a few, like Angel_Chat, little and a couple others. so by the time we got to the munch i wasn't nevous at all
Jiggle
Quote by lucylocket
hi all
im actually a disabled girl 36 married with 1 son
we have always fancied swinging but thought people would be put off
i had a car crash in 1992 and has left me wheelchair bound but its only my back thats injuired not my mind
im finding it very differcult to find a suitable couple in the north east area
i dont no why
people tend to back away when they hear wheelchair
thanks for listening
varna xxxx

i take people as i find then, i wouldn't judge someone for there ability or lack of them!..
the way i see it, a wheel chair doesnt change a persons personality, and that in my book is the most important thing about a person.
so no, it wouldn't stop me meeting a person if they were disabled
Jiggle
Quote by equi-princess
well not as bizarre as that..... but on a par......
Are you a bi-male????????????
Oh come on...... guys..... with a nick like mine....... do I sound like a bi-male???????
equi-princess xxx

well a few get quite offended when i say i'm not abloke ( fair enough i may lead them on a little bit, but never actually say i'm a woman)... i show them my profile and is like
"i thought you was a fem".. and i say "why" and tha got casue of "jiggle" (as in .... jiggle)
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Steve and I are in West Sussex this weekend and wondered if any of the locals would fancy meeting up for drinkies :cheers:
Voddy has very kindly offered to sort out the venue as she knows the area :thumbup:
We will have our kids with us so we ask that when you put your name down this is taken into consideration.... Also it gives other people with kids, the chance to bring their rugrats along wink
We know Jiggle is at the same place we are for that weekend so we will drag him along whether he wants to go or not lol
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
If I put enough :bounce: then maybe MISSCHIEF will see them and put her name down as well :lol:
Shireen
xxx

looks like ive got no choice in the matter then! he he he
Jiggle
Quote by postie
poiste wait till i catch up with you!!>... my voice aint that bad!..

I beg to differ Jiggle, if that's how you pronounce postie...hehehehehe.....
point taken i'll sit back down again
Jiggle
Quote by Clare_Lincs
FIREMAN
Sorry, did I shout that too loud??
And can I see the pics please :mrgreen:
(don't really have any more suggestions..........my mind is whirling now)
Fee
XX

why did an imange of league of gentleman come in to my head just when i saw that.. then it click. just watched the first episode of it again!
Ooooh yeah what she said :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(BTW love the sig LadyFee Bee :twisted: !)
i didn't know pademe died in the last one though!!
Jiggle
whoops.. just re read my post.. sorry if it was a bit offenive.. i forgot my usual LOL LOL's at the end!
sorry once again