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Joxer
4 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 69
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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This is a new TV series where a man and woman swap bodies. OK, it's total fiction but if you woke up and found you had changed sex, what would be the first thing you would do?
I've met a few in a club and an Asian couple too which was even more surprising.
People were living here in the Stone Age. The Celts were probably the first Brits that we can name but they were pushed to the margins by other immigrants, Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Normans. How anyone can claim to be purely British is beyond me. Taking it to its logical conclusion, we are all descended from the first modern humans who left Africa about 100,000 years ago. Going even further, all the heavy elements, i.e. carbon, iron, were made in a supernova when another star blew itself apart so we are all aliens.
Incidentally some evidence has recently come to light that cricket originated in Flanders.
I would put my three point plan into operation, resign, retire and emigrate. A bird crapped on me when I was on my way to buy a ticket and that's supposed to be good luck,
Some Like It Hot
"Damn it, I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect".
Casablanca
"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship".
Judging by all the underdressed people in the chatrooms, there will be some very high fuel bills this quarter.
It makes me wonder whether swingers are adding to global warming. Don't tell Gordon Brown though, he'll put a tax on sex (not that I would have to pay much).
Before the ban, there seemed to be an awful lot of smoking in clubs. I sometimes found it a bit much, even though I smoke myself. When I can't smoke, I don't actually find it a problem. I'd rather stay in a nice warm club that sit in a minibus outside where I can smoke but might miss some action.
My attitude is that if they're on benefits, I've already made a donation by working and paying tax so why should I pay again?
Part of the problem with this sort of show is that people know they're in a supposedly haunted house and therefore expect something odd to happen and will put anything unusual down to ghosts. Perhaps they should try several houses, not knowing which, if any, are supposed to be haunted.
I did have what might have been a paranormal experience when I was at college but I can't see how a "soul" could have any physical effect.
I don't think that clothes necessarily tell you much about a person. The Nazis had some very smart uniforms but that didn't stop them from being some of the worst bastards in history.
This has been described as a miracle as if a well built aircraft and skilled pilot don't count and it was all down to some mythical being. If there's an all powerful god, why do accidents happen in the first place?
Divorces over here aren't this mad...yet. Give it a few years.
I thought that he was born a hundred years too late.
It was amazing that he could turn his hand to so many different skills. What impressed me was his drawings, a world away from working with huge pieces of machinery.
It is good that he kept those old skills alive and has hopefully inspired the next generation. With oil and gas possibly in short supply, we might yet need people who can operate steam engines.
Space Patrol, Fireball XL5, Supercar, Tales from the Riverbank.
I had an operation on my arm when I was 4-5 years old and I remember a big, black X-ray machine.
I stayed up all night to watch the first moon landing.
Sherbet dabs, flying saucers.
Diane Jones, the first girl I fancied at primary school.
"I've met someone and fallen deeply in love" - bitch!
As the things we want get closer
I feel the things we need slipping away
"Save Me" - Little Steven and the Disciples of Soul
And if I joined the social whirl
Became procuror of young girls
Then I would have my own bordellos
Scott Walker, Jackie
Partners can be fun on a Tuesday although there are usually more single men than couples, unsurprisingly perhaps. However, I've been there when there were perhaps half a dozen couples in and I was able to play with two of them.
It's certainly worth a try for your first club visit. There can be cliques at the weekend whereas Tuesdays are more friendly.
The lesbian scene between Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger. You only see Miss Sarandon's breats and there is the tremendous Flower Duet by Delibes as background music.
I accept that some people have genuine humanitarian concern for the Palestinians but in some cases it is just old-fashioned anti-semitism dressed up as something respectable.
I did want to be an astronaut but then I realised that this country didn't have a manned space programme. Apart from the odd satellite launched abroad, we barely had an unmanned one. This was when the space shuttle was still on the drawing board and it never seemed likely that people from other countries would be able to go up. If I ever win the Euromillions, I'll get a ticket with Richard Branson. I just hope it will be better than Virgin Trains.
I don't suppose I've had a real ambition since which is why I'm a Civil Servant.
The club I go to is undergoing a gradual redecoration process but the prices have remained the same. I've been on fine summers evenings and found it quiet. Sometimes it's been wet and windy but the club was quite busy. You just have to take your chances and hope for the best. Only if it was consistently empty would I go somewhere else.
A lot of thugs think that it means being scared of them. I might be scared but I wouldn't respect them at all because they are worthless lowlife scum.
I once had a girlfriend who was 42DD. Since I only have small hands, they were wasted on me. I prefer smaller ones although it is shape rather than just size. Can't stand implants though, they make women look deformed when they're overdone.
A couple of weeks ago, I had a dream that a friend of mine was in hospital with cancer but her main concern was that she needed to trim her bush.
The Pogues & Kirsty McColl
Wizzard
Slade
The Ronnettes (Frosty the Snowman)
People ask how can there be a god who allows evil things to happen and we are told that god gave us free will. But when we question what god does, we are told that we shouldn't doubt god because everything is part of some great plan. Free will therefore seems somewhat selective.
For anyone interested in how all religions have screwed us up, I recommend Christopher Hitchens "God is not great".
The restore has done the trick. Thanks Woohoo. I'll keep away from dodgy porn sites in future!!!
My computer has been infected with a pop up bill from Platte Media. I have never subscribed to this, in fact I had never heard of them before. I've run AVG and deleted whatever the scan found but it keeps coming back.