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Katy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 48
Straight Female

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Hi guys
Learned a valuable lesson today ......................
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Stay up all night chatting on MSN to nice people + fall asleep in work in the sun coz you can get away with skiving today = get really bad sun burn!! sad :( :(
My own fault as I shouldn't have been skiving during working hours!!
But I have never burned before and god it hurts!! :( :(
Any suggestions on whats the best after sun to put on it????
And does anyone want to come rub it in for me??????????? wink
Katy
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Gotta be :
Dido - Thank You (they should know who this is to)
For 2 reasons
1 I want to thank someone for being there and helping out last night (you should know who you are!!!)
and
2 because of the second verse
" drank too much last night, got bills to pay
my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today
I'm late for work again
and even if I'm there, they'll all imply that I might not last the
day"
I didnt drink last night but was up so late with you that the rest was true today!!!!
So Mr DJ Play it for me hun!!
Katy
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Also you need to watch out with that much to drink as all too often your goddess turns out to be a case of beer goggles!
Katy xxxx
Im sure everyone will forgive you - you are too sweet not to forgive!! (And too sexy!!)
Plus its always good to help friends in need hun!!
However We all know we can count on you if we run into trouble now you have admitted to being such a softie!!
Katy
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If you are bored can you write my presentation for me?
I went to the pub instead of going to work this afternoon and it needs to be done for tomorrow - Doh!!!!
Katy
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Let him have one.
Griff has one and I love it. Nothing is better than hanging on to him as he floors it down a good stretch of road. You both end up giggling like kids when you finally stop.
Plus the vibrations from the bike make me horney as hell.
Another plus is him in leathers - ddddddrrrrrrroooooooooooolllllllll !!!!!!!!
I know that there is a chance of accidents but thats there no matter what you do in life.
So let him have one they are great.
Katy
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Leave it in room 101 please!
All I want to do is shower and brush my teeth in the morning.
It probably doesnt help that I have to be up at 6 so my alarm goes off at and with me hating monings I am generally grumpy as hell so its a brave person who tries it on! If I had a job where I could get up later it would probably be great being woken like that.
Actually thinking about it I have enjoyed it once in the morning but then I was late for work and got in trouble. sad
Katy xxx
Hi guys
On my way to work today I saw a sign saying "Summer Swinging Here Tonight" :shock:
Now as it is a tiny village I drive through I didn't hold much hope that it would be something interesting but never the less all day I have been thinking of that damn sign! All day I have had very vivid fantasies about it - which is really distracting in meetings and got me in lots of trouble (nothing new there!!) wink
So I finished work 10 mins early to check it out. I just couldn't think what else it could be about - was someone having a meet that wasnt advertised or something? Well my mind was racing. confused: :?: :?: (What mind most people would add here!!)
So I got to the village parked up and went and had a look. It was actually for the local gardening club advertising their next seminar on building and positioning a garden swing!! While I was reading it a lovely old lady asked me if I would be interested in going and learning about swings!
I politely declined and walked off dissapointedly muttering to myself!!
Anyone else found any equally misleading signs that has had them horney all day?
Katy
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Thanks K N J!!!!
Still want bigger boobs though.
So does anyone know of a magic wand we can all wave and have everything we want? ooh err!!
I dont want any surgery but if someone could wave a magic wand and put some the fat from my arse and thighs into my boobs I would be happy!
I have been working out in the gym and seem to be tonning up and losing weight but it seems to be going from my boobs and as I am only a B cup I dont have much to spare!
I would quit the gym but my personal trainer is stunning and I would love to give him a good work out!!!
Katy
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Can't stay away!!
Helps my mobile phone acesses the internet as fast as my pc does!! Have had to have a friend explain how to work this part of my phone though! Can't get it to acess my account though - anyone know why?
My phone bill may be sky high this month but whats new!! Its normally between £100-£250 anyway!!
Hi Dino - I may be being an idiot but whats a GFZ???? I looked on the terminology section and couldn't find it. Its probably really straight forward but I am drawing a blank!!
Katy
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thanks guys.
I trying to leave to meet my friends in the pub but so many people keep PM or MSN me I keep getting stuck here!!!
I really must go now. My friends have phoned me twice.
You are all too nice!!
Katy
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Also thanks to Katie and John who have shown me how to do an avatar
People here are so nice. I should have joined earlier!!
Katy
oops should have given my ad numbers so you can see as I have just been told in a PM from Katie and John (thanks guys!!)
296315 & 293335
Katy
edited coz I typed the number wrong (I should be blonde!!)
Hi to all you lovely sounding people out there biggrin
I have had an ad or two posted for a few weeks now but I have finally got up the courage to join in the forum!
I am a bit of a technophobe so thought I would just be a voyer for a while until I worked it out!!
Just thought I would ask if this site actually works and have people had much success from it? I have only had a few replies so far and no sex!! sad Its making me so frustrated that I am going through batteries like never before - thank god I get them free from work!! smile
Anyone have any tips as to what my partner and I are doing wrong with our ad? And yes I have replied to other peoples ads and to everyone who emails me.
So Hi to everyone and thanks in advance for the help!! I look forward to being very naughty with you all!! :twisted:
Katy
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