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23 Oct 2004

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Hey- Im short fat and furry, but it didnt stop me!! (7" tongue, and breath through my ears helps tho)
Welcome matey- cruise the posts and pick your responses VERRRY carefully-- some things are taken TOO literally by some people. (eg- if talking about cars at a munch- dont say 'I fancy a Probe' within earshot of blue) Have fun!
Ken and Luce

23 Oct 2004

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Cant believe Ive read 2 pages of this---
JOB! (I think)

23 Oct 2004

:shock: Dosnt garlic bread make the custard taste all funny??

23 Oct 2004

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We recently lost (no great loss) a contract 'elecrical co-ordinator' where I work- nice enough bloke, but hopeless at his job- cost the company thousands-- his leaving card had a charicature of Anne wosserface on it- when opened it emitted the imortal line-
'You are the weakest-Goodbye!'

22 Oct 2004

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We're going for the whole weekend!! Anybody else out there goin? Want to get aqquainted via pm first? Please get in touch!
(apologies to mods here- was going to'bump' a previous post, but I cant find it!!)

22 Oct 2004

Further up someone mentioned 'morbid curiosity', thats human nature, its in our makeup to explore, to discover, to experience- awful things have always happened, its only in recent years that the advent of press de-restrictions, live tv links and more recently- the internet, has allowed everyone that wants to, explore the seedier sides of human nature- its a shame in many ways, but I believe that censorship is wrong, so thats not an option. I think its a dark side we have to live with, for everyone that wants to commit these atrocities, there will be people that will be 'intrigued' by it and need to know more. Like Dahamsta I was in the forces, a good few years ago, and Im afraid Ive seen the frailty and horror of 'war' for real- I still have flashbacks and nightmares after 22 years- maybe the young 'un that thought it was 'mint' ought to try it for real---

22 Oct 2004

Wots 'Rios' ???

22 Oct 2004

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They didnt actually make any conscious decisision to stay-- it just happens----- :shock:
Welcome and enjoy!!

22 Oct 2004

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Rofl- best rant Ive read fer ages!!

17 Oct 2004

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Interesting--- I know this is one of Lucys favourite fantasies, in fact its the easiest way to 'talk' her to orgasm (can/do other people do that???) , and tho I think I'd like to try it--I think Im in the 'not sure' catagory-- probably feel better if I was with a tv/cd, but I guess until it happens for real- I wont know--

16 Oct 2004

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100 posts! Largely crap, but some that have started thoughtful conversations- (I hope) Heres to all at 'Swinging Heaven'!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

16 Oct 2004

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Interesting 'problem'- Id be inclined not to read too much into your wifes viewing habits- and advise against too much pressure- talking about your lovelife is the #1 priority tho, despite my interest in swinging I gave up the 'hard sell' about 12 months ago- we had several 'life changing' experiences over the last few months, which 1-bought us closer together, and 2- made Lucy stop and think- either that 'lifes too short' or maybe that we are, as a couple, largely indestructable. We watched the ch4 series on swapping, and this led to discussion, and then she asked me if we could try it-- we're still very much just taking our first tentative steps, but we're enjoying it, and will continue as long as we're both happy.
So- I'd say-- dont pressure her, do talk, and be sure your relationship is 100% first- I think swinging will makes cracks bigger, not repair them.

16 Oct 2004

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Corse the knock-on effect of silly posts like that is that it does cause some very interesting and sensible replies, which does give us (relative) newbies a good chance to get to know the regulars, and moderators-- every clot has a silver lining eh?

16 Oct 2004

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There was a 'Ferret Rescue Charity' stand outside Asdas this morning- so tempted to sign up as a foster parent, gorgeous little furries I think--

15 Oct 2004

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Is that it??

15 Oct 2004

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Alex- Ive had the day from hell at work, and the sight of your wet boobies under a clingy tee-shirt has raised my spirits no end!! Thankyou!!
(and no, your bum looks great in that btw)

14 Oct 2004

Anybody else going? Like to get aquainted first? Be nice to have someone there we knew already??

14 Oct 2004

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Old wives tales???- Lucys out with work colleagues tonight, so I expect I'll hear one when she comes in---

14 Oct 2004

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Welcome Ruthie! Enjoy the ambience that is 'Swinging Heaven'!!

13 Oct 2004

Ditto what Luce put, we do have a vague idea (or I do) Luce had a breast cancer scare a while ago- for a couple of very long weeks it was hell- thats why we're here in some ways-- 'lifes too short' syndrome--
All my love to you both- be strong for each other, thinking of you all.
Love, Ken XX

13 Oct 2004

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Not sure of the film (and forgive me if its been mentioned-) the one where Michael Douglas gets stitched up by his female employer---??? and at one point he gives his ex-girlfriend a good seeing to over the back of a chair--?? No foreplay- just pulls her skirt up and-- mmmm

13 Oct 2004

No words to describe how you must be feeling really.
Stay strong and remain positive.
Praying for you all.
Lucy and Ken xx

8 Oct 2004

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:shock:
Ditto-keep smiling!!

8 Oct 2004

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No, its the same for us-we're at it like bunnies, and cant wait for next time! Welcome to the forum too!

4 Oct 2004

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We are intending to do halloween at a club- and to join in the true spirit- costumes are neccasary- Lucys easy (!!!???) off the shelf number- elvira style, or witch, suitably altered and accessorised. But what do I do??? Thought of going as a 'Sun' photographer- if the themes 'horror' then at a swingers club-that'd be several peoples worst nightmare-?? Ideas please??

4 Oct 2004

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(onlookers trampled in queue)

4 Oct 2004

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Helloo and welcome, my dear!! (lech, dribble)

4 Oct 2004

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:shock: :D
We went to a club on friday- (see my loooong post) and we aint stopped shagging yet! We're on cloud nine! So- pretty good ta!

3 Oct 2004

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A pig?- Dogging ? From germany- swinehunt ??

3 Oct 2004

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Cant say a lot for fear of upsetting Luce- but I think Mrs T&H is gorgeous! Stop bloody worrying and enjoy yr body- in what ever way you wish- its not about looks anyway- its how you feel, and how you think that matters- I think.