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Kenluvslucy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 64
Straight Female, 63

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biggrin Not as (over) active as some, but I get into trubble, so yea , I need an application form- and Steve- (or Shireen)- how did you get a piccie of me to use as yr avatar???---
Part the Third-
Removing ourselves from the hot tub I spied a couple of our new friends (glasses back on now) and to me I was having a sensible, flirty chat to them- on reflection (now Im sober) I realise that, since they (both female) were sitting on the floor, and I was in the act of putting my robe on, I was in actual fact muttering gibberish and pointing my dick at them- if youre reading this sarah- my deepest apologies!!
Another drinkie, then , realising the central bed thing was empty, we decided to use it- it is just so erotic and liberating to 'play' in that atmosphere- wonderful!!
We timed it just right- just having a gentle 'afterplay' session when Gina arrived to collect the stragglers- it was already!!??
Home to our chalet, and our lovemaking continued-- what a night!!
Synopsis--
Luces orgasms- 5
Mine -- 3
No playing with others
Tho I had a brief snog with the 'predator'
Now members for this year, and 2005!
So glad we went, we're both perfectly happy, and looking forward to bigger and better things (fnarr)
Thanks for everybodys input, advice and help- we'd have never done anything without the help of SWINGING HEAVEN!!
-- by then some regulars had turned up, and tho the 'setup' there encourages mingling, us scared first years sort of secluded ourselves a bit, not done purposely, just human nature I guess. The surroundings are great- it really is a nice place to be.
Next step was a guided tour by the lovely Gina- she took us all over, showed us the various rooms and explained a little about etiquette etc.
Back to the bar for more drinkies and some flirting- its amazing how suddenly most inhibitions dissapear, its lovely to be able to chat about work one minute and say ' theyre nice stockings, where you get them?' the next (and have a good look). It was about now we both had an 'encounter'- we had gone to the loo as a couple (safety in numbers), as I was loitering outside the ladies waiting for Luce a rather attractive darkhaired lady came out and said 'Hello newby, we like newbies- fresh meat-mmm see YOU later!!' While I was gathering myself together after this Luce appeared looking rather shell shocked- 'Ive just been touched up !! She stroked my legs, said mmm stockings, I like newbies, have you later!!!' Quite surreal !!! the way I written that makes it sound threatening, it wasnt, I chatted to her and her partner later- a lovely couple, but their names elude me- but if youre reading this- shame you didnt- maybe next time!!??
By about 11 most of the 'old hands' had dissapeared from the bar, so it was time we tried out the 'facilities' !!
We changed - I into the lovely fluffy robe, Luce decided to keep her camitop and knickers on, plus stockings- strange really getting our kit off wasnt a bad thing at all- it was one of the big worries, but just felt so natural--
We made our way to the large downstairs playroom- WOW! voyeurs heaven-- but a fantastic atmosphere, felt so relaxing- we esconsed ourselves on a pile of beanbags and had a cuddle, which rapidly turned into a grope- its a very horny experience, I was like a flagpole and Luce was soaking- this is where we discovered that Luce really does like watching- she loves it!
Feeling a bit 'odd one out' she then decides to lose the undies and put a robe on, from the locker room we went upstairs for a looky, the private room was firmly shut, tho we had a peep at a couple trying the swing out.
Back downstairs and we went into the 'viewing area' for th voyeurs room- there was a very 'active' couple enjoying the huge bed and we had no hesitation in watching them- which led to surreal experience #2-- Luce was so horny she dropped to her knees and took me in her mouth, so the watchers became the watched!! That was just so bloody erotic!!
Time to try and wind down a little, so after a fresh drink and a cig in the bar we tried the sumptous jacuzzi- lovely!! Apologies to anyone I ignored whilst in there, I cant see a thing without me glasses!!
biggrin Phew! We're back!!
What a bloody fantastic night!! We cannot reccomend 'Liberation ' enough- the one night was expensive, but then the fine things in life aint cheap- This will be a long post, but I think people are interested- so her goes--
I arrived first and checked in- nervous wasnt the word!- had to have a ciggie in the car first, but as soon as I met 'JC' the lobby/admin lady, I felt fine- we did the paperwork and I found our room- reminiscent of two stable blocks (might have been, once) the rooms were individual units- ensuite with a bath and with a nice 'farmhousey' feel, very good heating system, too good in fact- we had to turn it off! The tv (as in black box on wall- NOT the other type!) was a tv/video unit-with a scart socket- very useful for watching and making norty vids!!
Lucy arrived shortly after me, and together we finished off the registration process, then retired to bath/ change/ chill a bit.
Cos it was a 'new swingers night' things kicked off at 7- an informal chat over champers with Neil and Lianne, then thru to the dining room with the other newbies. Neil gave us a short 'lecture' then we ate.
Very nice meal, and as someone pointed out- the sweet would be nice to wear too-- interesting thought!
Back to the bar area, for drinkies and chat-
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Bloody hell! Wot a depraved lot you are!! (yummy) thats what we think about- but migod its our first outing tommorow!!
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Cheers Missy, at least the mods are reading-- well, this is it- bag packing etc duties underway- lots of weird 'are you sure-?' tx msgs between us today, not cold feet neccasarily, but its hard innit?? Might post tomorrow during the day, but if not- please think of us!!
Love to all
Ken and Lucy x
biggrin T- 2Days!!
OHNO!! Lucys got a cold coming!! Plied her with hot blackcurrant and rum, hopefully I wont get it too, as a man-colds nearly kill me, could lead to too many bodily fluids flowing (snot so attractive I find).
Happened to mention I was rather horny today in a tx msg to her- her reply was 'tough-wait til friday', conjures up all sorts of awful ideas- accidentaly making a mess over some unfortunate woman that just happens to walk past in undies sprang to mind- or worse still, during an introduction in the bar!?? --' -and this is my hubby ken- oh- is your dress dry-cleanable??' (shiver).
Owell, its bathtime, hope it dosnt go off accidentaly- til later dear readers!!
T-minus3 days!!
Thought about going with LCs plan, but had a detention (overtime), however did manage to pop into asda and get Luce some stockings- which begs the question--they do some nice undies-but why, oh why do they only seem to stock sizes 10 and 12??
Is that all they do- or is this proof that most women are, in fact, bigger, and they dont re-stock??? (and as for owt to fit me----???) sad
Di-di-di-di-di--UPDATE!!
We had a heart to heart last night, but we're still going!! Dog chewed my new stockings-- off to shops then ! mad
Ken drove past it today, it looks very nice from the outside, he says, guess he'll be trying the beer tomorrow!!
:shock: Many years ago (when I was 20ish) I was stopping at a friends house, it was a 400 yr old farmhouse, with a lot of 'dubious' history- I was at a time of life where I was emotionally charged and a little 'upset'. We'd gone to bed late, been up chatting with his mum- trying to sort me out (full picture- in three days time I was heading to the Falklands- scared shitless, but full of youthful bravado).
I drifted off into a half-sleep to be awoken by the creek of the bedroom door and the sensation of someone sitting on the edge of the bed, thinking it was my mates mum, or his sister , I spoke to them- no answer,- I reached out- felt a cold clamminess envelop my hand- I instintively drew back and put the bedside lamp on---
-no-one there.
Still put the willies up when I think about it, the house was reputedly haunted, by a woman that lived there previously- and Im sure she wanted to comfort me in my time of need.
ps- its next friday-the 1st, if theres any offers of hand-holding available!!
biggrin Well its done! We've booked a room at 'liberation', no going back now- very nervous (whats that smell) and full of apprehension/excitement. I dont intend this thread to interest everyone (do they ever?) but I hope daily updates might amuse/ interest. Im sure all of our questions will be answered on the night but for now (before the shops get raided) Lucys unsure of whether to go the robe or undies route for 'mooching', we know that eithers acceptable, but she dosnt want to 'stick out' (thought that was my job) and look too 'come and get me', any regulars shed some light on this for us??
The other problem is how can I fit a haircut in this week, tho thats more rhetorical than actual.
Stay tuned for the next gripping instalment!! :D
biggrin (Hijack alert!) - talking of 'regulars'- wheres the lovely Judy bin lately-- she dosnt seem as prolific as she was a while ago??
biggrin Evening all!
I do all my banking via the net, and I hope youre all aware of the various scams that abound-- I am, but actually experienced it last night-- I had an email (from an address that looked like it was my bank) with a hyperlink attached- I thought 'Oh-Oh' and clicked on it- Damn! It was good!! It was a form asking for my details- passwords etc- but it was so realistic- even the script/font was exact!! logos, terms, even the ads for services were convincing!! Needless to say Ive just forwarded it to my banks security dept,
So, be aware please, your bank will NEVER send you an e-form like this, no matter how good it looks-its a scam. If you want to know which bank im with, please pm me.
biggrin Thank god! We thought we we're the only ones!! Suddenly dont feel so dysfunctional!! Tho as a stepdad I find it so bloody difficult.
biggrin Interesting!! We dont use our 'common' names, at the mo its our second names, its a compromise between being 'open' and protecting ourselves, we've got jobs, kids etc to consider- it is a difficult decision to make tho, how to appear 'genuine' but remain 'anonymous' to a certain extent. Same with piccies- at present faces arent that obvious, tho my tatts would give me away to a certain extent- What I cant figure tho is that some adverts have faces obscured, but demand face pics in any reply-- dont get that at all--???
biggrin Blimey- I go to work for 10 hours and the forums 10 pages longer!! Ive shaved for about a year now, Luce liked it so much she does too. I dont have any probs anymore, was a bit rashy to begin with, but its fine now. However some of the tips sound useful-- tho Im not too sure about the macdonalds one-- ( Burger king ok??)
biggrin Evening all! Dear Diddery in the sun is doing (??) a 'swinging special' tomorrow- be interesting to see what waffle she has on the subject-- the usual resonse is along the lines of-' dont!! it'll ruin your relationship--' any feelings on this?? Pos or neg--
If you insist- (??) its a v*x 'big bubble', bagless, like a dys*n, cost £60 from kw*k-s*ve. Vey good- the amount of dog hair was frightening! And the-- eh?- oh- I- um -er- redface
Typical, we're hoping to go the following week, makes a change, I usually arrive to early! redface