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Kenluvslucy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 64
Straight Female, 63

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sad Nothing special, tho Lucy bought a new hoover today, which is marvellous!! It is no longer pointless doing the hoovering, pushing a stick around going 'mmmmmmmmm' wouldve dun more than the old one. ( you can gather from this that- 1, I do help with housework, and 2, our lives can be very mundane)
biggrin We have a 6month old staffyX puppy, a mad black witches cat, we 'lost' her sister a few weeks ago, and a pond with about 15 fish, koi/ goldies.
We're hoping to go to 'liberation', hopefully on the first w/e in october, our first trip out!! Pm us if you want to join us??
Aha! I knew if I waited you'd reply clare!- Id ask you to come into my office cos something had come up. biggrin
Judy-you truly are a veritable mine of information! Have saved hayways site to faves, I feel a little pressie for Lucy is in order-(how the f*** do I measure her calves without her knowing?? ) 69position ??
biggrin Hi there!, why does your pig look like tony blair??
Anyway, hello and welcome! I spent my childhood in c'wall, so 'have fun' from a fellow cornishman!
biggrin As long as the topic aint cars- I work with the bloody things for 40+ hours per week!
Hi Matt biggrin I cant imagine what a labxpoodle looks like, the idea scares me tho! How about 'Metisse'- its french for mongrel ??
biggrin Frogster!!- me too! A 88" shovel, 1981 vintage, very reworked, yam front end etc.
So there are a few reprobates in here that enjoy the wind in their hair and bugs in the teeth! Nice to know! (summat else to talk about, eh? in the gfz maybe??)
Well! Whip me with a peice of haddock!, so much response! Even if it did get hijacked a bit (nothing wrong with fetishes, corse), some very useful info and thoughts, the basis of which, we guess, is 'hang in there'. Thanks for all replies ppl! kiss
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Feeling better now- before I go feed the kids, tidy up, etc, b4 Lucy gets home---
Bikes have mentioned in a cpl of threads- have we got any other bikers in here???
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We're aiming to go 'Liberation' sometime in october (gulp), was wondering if theres any really fresh newbies that would like to join us- no pressure, just so we can hold each others hands??
Were midlands based, in fact its only 5 miles from us, but will be staying there the night (hopefully). Our ad is #149173. TA!!
Points taken, but this has been mentioned before, we cant spend hours on here every night/day, and we originally 'signed up' to assist us with our first, tentative steps into the wonderful world of expanding sexual experiences/boundaries- we understand how friends are made, but pms Ive got this evening seem to agree with my original points- its rather daunting to say the least. Yea, its a great site, full of very friendly ppl, some great characters, and colourful ones to boot, and as you say- its a forum- its 'virtual' -- if we feel like this now, does it follow that our first visit to a club, or munch, would be the same?????
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Ive got a built-in donut holder too! Dosnt go down too well at work on birthdays tho--
'Get yer motor runnin'
'Head out on the hiway'
'Lookin for adventure'
'And whatever comes our way'
How about- 'why are you applying-' on job applications?? Er-- cos Id like this job please??? biggrin
biggrin Ooooooo! I can remember our first telly, and the first bbc2 transmission, watching the moon-landing in '69, and as it happened my 'actionman' was copying Neil Armstrongs steps-off the coffee table and onto the floor-( thats actionman, not Neil) (tho if you believe the conspiracy theories---)
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Well, we've tried to join in-- but, and we dont mean any serious offence here, why is it so hard to be accepted?? we enquired about the notts munch- and accepted the fact we are newcomers with grace, to find that other, non-posters, seem to get accepted with no bother-- it seems very hard to make any friends here, which is upsetting, dare I say that it seems a bit 'clicky'??
This post is not intended to cause offence, but we're finding it rather frustrating--
I accept this thread might be locked, or deleted, but felt I had to say, ask.
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We've tried to use the chatroom, usually have to get Ken to log me in (blonde moments), but all I seem to get is a pleasant start- then the 'what are you wearing--' questions- I find if off-putting to say the least, there seems to be a lot of saddos that use it for a quick tug while the Mrs is out-??
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Reminds us of our Millie- she dissapeared without trace 6 weeks ago--sniff!
Tho a colleague of Lucys had a cat reappear after 13 MONTHS!!
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Judy!! Im sure the 'mentoring' was my idea-- and you didnt offer yourself up for adoption!! Im sure myself and The Loose One would be more than happy to follow your lessons with baited breath!!
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Secretary??? I thought Clare was a teacher!! (bugger)
Tho she gets ny vote. (har-har)
biggrin Evening all! - Hmm interesting-- Loosy and I discussed this a while ago,( a similar thread?) Not a definitive answer but-- a gentle but passionate kiss is very intimate yes- but 'snogging' is also a great pre-cursor to ( and part of) sex, so really I spose I dont know, tho Id be ok with it if Loose wanted that as part of her 'play'---
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' my character will come through'?? Odear- Im a miserable bugger tho!! biggrin

Is this how you do this???
biggrin Thanks Alex, worry that theres a 'right way' of doing all this, and that we're not-- sad