Kevin_Private's Forum Posts

6 Jul 2005

I'm a local kinky fruit. Yet to be shocked.
Open to anything if the wine is right (Love a wolfblass but would settle for less (much less lol).
C'mon... I can fetch my uniform haha.

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6 Jul 2005

Shy - hmmm..
shy1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sh)
adj. shiÂ·er, (shr) or shyÂ·er shiÂ·est (shst) or shyÂ·est
Easily startled; timid.

Drawing back from contact or familiarity with others; retiring or reserved.
Marked by reserve or diffidence: a shy glance.
Distrustful; wary: shy of strangers.
Not having paid an amount due, as one's ante in poker.
Short; lacking: Eleven is one shy of a dozen.
Or, alternatively -
invites up to 30 peeps for naughty fun at shagfest
Shy.......pfffffttt

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6 Jul 2005

Is salty-pearlescent a colour?
Saturdays are a freshly baked bread colour
Sundays are a stale-lagery colour
Mondays are a vein of blue cheese colour

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5 Jul 2005

... since your shy first post on
:P
Go girl! lol

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3 Jul 2005

If you went where me and Loz went a week ago - YES. THE FECKIN MIDGES BITE LIKE MAD. How do you explain a hundred red whelts???

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3 Jul 2005

I just bought a house in Southern France..... If only I could persuade the wife that swinging is *a good thing* lol.

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1 Jul 2005

Waiting for a PM... sad

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1 Jul 2005

What time and when do you want picking up?
My FB and I were going to Partners tomorrow night but she has other commitments leaving me with a stiffy lol.
I'm not a bad guy, defo a good laugh, 35, 6'2" and good looking. Can't believe I'm replying like a singles advert but needs must. I WAS MEANT TO BE GETTING LAID FRIDAY NIGHT lol
I can send pics/mobile number etc if you fancy.

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30 Jun 2005

Arrrggghhh - my FB has pulled out tomorrow.
We're now thinking of Saturday night instead. Is there any other night than Thursday which would be good for a nervous first time couple?

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30 Jun 2005

We're thinking of going tomorrow but whats it like on a Thursdays?
How much etc for first time visitors?

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29 Jun 2005

I've had 5 Moggie minors and by far the best one to shag in was the van. The traveller just smelled mouldy. The best thing with a Moggie is if you forget your key, you can open the boot with a toenail, climb through the back seats and then start the car with an improvised eye-lash/nose-hair plaited key.
Works every time.

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29 Jun 2005

Sorry - should have said.
Friday night. 7pm ish onwards.
Also, if we leave at 1am is that rude? We both have work at 7am and life still rolls on regardless of our genital needs lol

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29 Jun 2005

Paint balling is good - think of all those bruised bits that would need tender kissing afterwards..... (not my nuts though, those things f**king sting...)

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29 Jun 2005

we've looked at the club listings and we're trying to decide on where to go and general advice. Specifically:
What do you wear?
What do you do when you first go in?
How do you get across messages such as "You're fit and I'll fuck you, but no Anal.."
What if we get cold feet?
Do we have to pay Â£Squillion to join?
We're a couple, dirty as fuck but she has some boundaries (one of them being no smelly dicks in her mouth, no guys she don't fancy in her fanny and nothing up her butt. I have some boundaries but I'm not too sure what they are. Every time I think I have found one I smash it down lol.
Any advice for a couple of newbs?

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29 Jun 2005

I know a song that will get on your nerves
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29 Jun 2005

fair do's. If a man had a dick the size of a pillow, he's not going to need it fluffing up is he?
It's a silly term, but preferable to stiff-dick-keepy-upper or lob-on-meister

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29 Jun 2005

GingerJo has offered to be a fluffer at one of Bluexxx's HYPOTHETICAL parties, which may or may not occur during the day (Just qualifiying).
What would be your best job ever....?

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29 Jun 2005

I am **positive** you didn't need to be told what a fluffer was.
(it always amazes me just how bored fluffers look when you see them off shot in a cheap porn. But then I think all work becomes mundane and boring at some point so I guess its only natural).
Idea for a topic!

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29 Jun 2005

Sure.
Daytime events are usuallu sober and of the WWW variety (Whip it in, wipe it clean, wander off), involve midge bites and the occasional cup of tea for the drive home.
Night time events are usually drink fuelled and leave you wondering "what did I do, can I do it again please....". They also resolve any bi-curious feelings you might have ;)

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29 Jun 2005

I woke up on the newly manicured lawns of the Chorley Mormon Temple, which cost a bazillion pounds to build and is like the biggest outside of Mormon Land (wherever that is).
I was hugging a little statue and one of the black jacketed mormon dudes was stood over me asking me to politely get off the lawn as it was for temple dwellers only (or something).
I have no idea to this day how I got there or where my shoes were.
(Tame I know but I have more ...... ;)

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29 Jun 2005

Now you're just picking on me.
:!:

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29 Jun 2005

I pick you up, we go to a club, you show me the ropes and I show you mine.
Decent looking, 6'2" average build male, totally none-pushy, just a good laugh and a bit kinky lol.
Anyone interested? (If you dont buy a ticket, you don't win)

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29 Jun 2005

Thats me out then.
You need people with good aim for a Bukkake day and it seems mine is off a bit lol.

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29 Jun 2005

The bit about it being not daytime.

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29 Jun 2005

Ah. Sorry - missed that bit.
Well, for a local lass I'd be up for anytime (You post an ad like that and expect men to read???? Its like throwing a stick for a dog and asking it to guess where it will land. It'll just run off happy as larry lol.)

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29 Jun 2005

Being a fellow Chorleyeaiaen, I am obviously up for such fun.
Never done it, the thought turns me and *that* is usually enough reason to do it IMHO biggrin

Most daytimes are good for me
Cheeeeeeers
Kev
xxx

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29 Jun 2005

Please allow me to also add my name into the hat.
Respectful, non-pushy kinky f**ker who has Friday night to himself smile

What time do you want picking up?
Cheers
Kev

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27 Jun 2005

2 fuckbuddies, looking for something more than shags up Rivington.
Are there places that open in the afternoon then? Mid-week like??
How much is Liaisons for a couple and do you get hte chance to swing properly. Don't want just same room fun if you know waht i mean ;)

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27 May 2005

Well, its on Friday and I have a hard on.
Suppose it'll have to be down to Pamela and her five skinny sisters lol

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26 May 2005

Try

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