We know you may look at all the text and think f*ck reading that but we took the time to write this so please read to see if we meet your ideals so no one is wasting anyone’s time!!

        NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS

Things to know about us - 

1) The Queen is genuinely bi but not forceful with it. King is completely straight with NO INTEREST in exploring! No problems with playing with bi couples at all but the King isn’t that way inclined. 

2) The King's favourite number is 69 and we love to please women together. He’s super talented with his hands! We love to give and receive oral - it stimulates play! If you think this soft swap side of things is “pointless” as we’ve rudely been told before then please move on! 

3) We're not into rough sex or anything too extreme including watersports, S&M bondage etc. Always avoid the 3 P’s. Not interested in being subs or being ordered what to do or only girl play whilst the King watches. If it scares the Queen it's not going to happen. Not into humiliation or abuse. 

4) We always play together never alone! This is not up for discussion! Same room only always - separate does nothing for us. 

5) This part of our life is NOT replacing our sex life, it's enhancing it and is a cheeky thrill. We are very happily married we just love to explore together! We are fully aware of what each other is doing and never sneak around behind each other’s backs. We both have access to this account and both reply so it could be either of us you chat to. 

6) The queen does have a curvy figure size 14 bum and 34D breasts. If you’re looking for a skinny minny then we may not be for you! In no way huge but not tiny! Just got some love handles to grab on to

7) Personal hygiene and good grooming are ESSENTIAL. We prefer shaved ladies and trimmed men if we're honest. The Queen is always clean shaven and the King is finely trimmed. We always make the effort to dress up for meets and socials, nice lingerie and are always clean and smelling nice. We expect the same. Poor hygiene is a massive turn off. 

We CANNOT meet at the drop of a hat. We have a young family and lives outside of swinging. Happy to make plans but please don’t expect us just to drop everything because you ask us to join you. We also WILL NOT change our sex lives, fantasies or fucking style for anyone. We are comfortable as we are and we shouldn’t have to change our boundaries. 

9) We do have [removed] & which we are happy to chat on once we have talked a little. However we will most likely ask for a pic to prove who you are. If this is a problem then sorry but we’ve had so many fakes and picture collectors we’d rather be safe than sorry. 

10) If you’re a fake profile, a guy or girl pretending to be a couple, using fake pictures, picture collectors, scammers or cheaters please don’t bother messaging us. We always find out one way or another and there’s no point. Also if you’re on here without your partner knowing - or claiming that they give you permission to play whilst they’re “away on business” please don’t expect a reply. We know you might be after that naughty thrill and each to their own - but we feel it’s cheating and we won’t be a part of any of that! 

If you show us some love and we don’t respond please don't be offended it's just that you're not quite our cup of tea!