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Kinky_Lizard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Bi-curious Female, 53
UK
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Quote by frogster
Blue......... just waggle that arse in his face
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/15488979824195fbb70fb60.jpg
he will go limp at the knees...... (come to think of it, we all would)
(being totaly un biassed, I couldnt have possibly said that :laughabove:, must be someone else masquerading as me
When i look at blue's avatar I know what isn't limp! **cue Sid James laugh**
verworreneEidechse
Quote by bluexxx
Well, it's not poetic, it isn't prose, and it doesn't rhyme. What I do think it is:- It's very female degrading. The 'lyric' if that's what you can call it, shows no respect to women at all, and typifies the attitude of so many of the young in certain social and ethnic groups these days, to think of women as no more than a piece of meat to have their way with. It beats me as to why anyone, other than someone who is either stone deaf or moronic, would ever consider buying such trash. It can hardly be called music with a vocal attached.
In all honesty, I think 'Rap' is a monotenous dirge without tune,accompanied by someone who cannot, under any meaning of the word 'sing', spouting out a load of drivel, and trying to make up for the inadequicies of both the 'music' and the 'vocal' by having a group of other boys punching the air with their arms and jumping around as if they had Ants in their pants.
In other words, it's shite
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BRILLIANT BLUE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I got tears in my eyes! hahahahaha!
I'll be taking Harry's christmas present back to the shop then.......
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Quote by corriefem
Love imagining people in here and what they will be like lol. So funny when I go to munches and see you lot. I have never been dissappointed!!!!!!!! Just sorry that there is never enough time to really get to speak to all the people I want to...................till the next time..........................
I agree Corrie, just not enough time to meet everyone. Some charming people on here. I would love to hear more about their lives, their exploits......Mmmmmmm! Swinging Heaven - the book???
.....and then the film????
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8-)Quote by hornyred and dino
Hey guys.........forgot to say, don't be looking at my present avatar and thinking that you are in with a chance! It's not really me and it's definitely the ladeeeeeez that float my canoe! I know you'll be gutted! sorry............
                                                                                        KinkyLizard
Quote by frogster
met him at the munch... and I have to say... "He is one big fucker"
hahahahahaha! you funny reptile you!
I've heard he has bare knuckle fights against top gypsy prize fighters. He is like Bruce Lee, Mr T and Janice Battersby all rolled into one! He is THE DADDY!
If I were blue I'd be spending most of my sunday afternoon sat on the lavatory bowl.
KinkyLizard
Quote by JudyTV
Wow! blue..........like the new avatar! PHEW!
Hey judy! Have to say you are looking more and more like Fern Britton everyday!
                                                                                        KinkyLizard
Quote by Silk and Big G
Im not here to sympathise , or to judge . Were here for a giggle thats all .
If youre suggesting that the internet OR dogging is a replacement or reasonable substitute for a loving relationship then put quite simply theyre not .
No offence intended or arguament meant , but I think ill stay out of your threads in future unless invited cos everything I say seems to rub you up the wrong way , and also because id like to see some more entertaining stuff at the top of the board and I dont want to keep bumping them .
My opinion for what its worth is that as far as SH is concerned complaints and depressing overtures about things going wrong almost always illicit a negative response from all but the newest members . Perhaps it would all be more fun and less confrontational if we kept our very personal problems to ourselves (or in e mail and PM) and joined in the many more light and interesting discussions that are available here .
All the Best G
