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Kinky_Lizard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Bi-curious Female, 53
UK

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Quote by naughty_dogger
he i was on a web cam ite today the onewhere you can spy .well i didnt now whever to laugh or cry .. 4 this chat told her he would love to wipe her ass with white spirits and make sure it was bone dry any without any type of mosture then place a comdom on and fuck her ass till it glow red hot and you could see it burning i though that was bad enough but then he said that what really got hes rocks off was to then spit down on the ass hole and watch her hole twitch and hes spit sizzle away. poor girl i bet some off the females her would love to meet hes kind .....lol


That bloody Richard Madeley
Time for the answer folks..........

Yes, it's Mr Mensa himself; George W Bush.
I thought that was really easy, I'm genuinely surprised that no one guessed correctly.
If you look closely you can see the smiley face on his finger. He's drawn it in biro to remind himself to smile. He also has a sad face drawn on another finger.....
.....what he's doodled on his pee pee is anyone's guess ; )
So, I get to keep the magical prize of a sleeveless fleece, a cabbage, a signed photo of Rick Waller and a Japanese compass in a leather lilac pouch. I know there will be some gutted people out there this evening missing out on that little lot. :cry:
Thanks for playing guys and, don't worry, I'll be offering similar prizes for games in the near future.
Kin' Lizard
Quote by bluexxx
Ok so if urine is toxic.... then how come we don't get ill when its in our bodies????

I'm no urologist, but if our kidneys don't work properly the waste that would be expelled in urine builds up and very soon we die. Does that answer that question?
Maybe ask Kat, he's now the pee-expert....
... though he's not so good with poo!
lol :lol: :lol:

I should hope not! wink

Ok, here's why the face is smiling............do you still wear those pants Mr dave????? wink
Quote by freckledbird
Fingersmith?

is that a guess or a request?
Both wink
Cor! you saucy git! : )
Quote by cu3b4ll
OMG It's ME!! :shock:
Oh... silly me - I wear glasses lol
Hi KL... nice to see you back.

thanks buddy. it does look like you though. i had to look twice wink
Quote by Sarah1448
I haven't got a clue sorry

no, but you got some hot buttucks Mrs, and that makes it alright! wink
Quote by davej
O.k. then perhaps a more obvious guess....the old fingerbob?

davej.............that was a serious guess wasn't it.........blimey, is this the real Mr dave??? can't be........
I bet the 'real' dave is on board an alien craft having unspeakable things done to his nether regions by strange laughing extra terrestrials?????? Bet the old pervs having a bloody good time! wink
whoever you are Mr.........you were wrong!
hello pepps..............(Hmmmmmmm! pepps is a sesky hot mamma, I should let her win the game and claim her prize of 30 minutes stroking my tail........and after all davej could win (GULP!)
no, I can't do it.........wrong!
nice to see you around pepps, and the chest is still looking quite magnificent, if you don't mind me saying :shock:
Quote by davej
fair enough so how about this guy

yep thats him ...Pinky, had a brother called Perky who wore the sailors hat?
see still thinking here...... pinky=little finger....... although just like it doesn't look like a thumb it don't really look like a little finger


Mr dave please come and lie down on my couch and tell me all about your childhood wink
davej and sensible in the same sentence??????? Wow! things have changed round these parts! wink
oh, angel I soooooooooo want you to be right, but, alas, you're not! :twisted:
pointer sisters lol
bonkers! :wink:
yeah, I know...........
it was just on the off chance that some straggler or SH addict was still loitering around.
never mind! I've got some dot-to-dots to finish later wink
Quote by Angel Chat
Kinky!!!!!!!!!!! passionkiss Where the hell have you been hiding???!!!
Ahem...
Is it thumbellina? dunno

Hi Angel, how are you hunny biggrin
Oh, I've been idly dooing doodles on my finger for a few months.....amazing how the time passes........
glad you're still around
thumbellina????????????? If the answers up there i'll give you the money myself! wink
lol geezer biggrin
probably........although looking at the avatar below yours i don't think it would have such a smile had it been 'up there" wink
hi yer davej..........you seen the queue's these days mate.......sheesh! :wink:
tom thumb???? TOM THUMB????? get-outta-here! ; )
true freckle.........i was hoping that before being PM'ed that the person/s PMing would have ok'ed it with the hosts first............
anyhow, it is prob far too late now...........sniff sniff...
hi Sgt Bilkoooooooo, you not been demobbed yet, blimey wink
ah, easy.......how i've missed that 'easy' logic :wink:
Er! no, it aint a pinky!
I'm in donny tonight.......can i call in and meet some old and new buddies?????
Has everyone already set off????
Bugger!
Oh well, if anyone still at home please PM me with the details, cheers.
can also give a lift from West yorks......
If i don't get there, have a lovely night all : )
Kinky L
excellent guess tune..........but i wouldn't expect anything less : )
wrong, mind you.............
:twisted:
Quote by AndyS-NE
After the Space Shuttle explosion, this kid I knew told everybody at school that a piece of the Shuttle had landed in his back garden and that a NASA official was coming over to collect it.
He also reckoned that he'd bunny hopped his garden shed on his brother's BMX and that he had a plastic toe.
Anybody else, happened upon such a fabulous bull-shitter as this?

hahahahahaha! plastic toe!! love it! lol.
by the way............he wasn't called Roger was he????? wink
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Quote by tallnhairy
Hi Mate, when you delete it press CTRL+Z (which is undo) may save your bacon...
Also copy all the text into notepad (Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C... Notepad...Ctrl+V) and then just copy back anytime you want to post.