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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
UK

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:shock:
what fuel panic? :shock:
my guage is in the red
*Kit heads off to get in touch with the real world*
Quote by sexyfella
and I got it babes wink
allow me to retract my welcome Andy sweetie :kick:

is it that bad?
I'm being very nice really considering :wink: :twisted:
and I got it babes wink
allow me to retract my welcome Andy sweetie :kick:
Quote by sharon_2005
ok here is the questions
Does your family know about you being into swinging
And does your family know about you being bi/gay or anything else that tickles your fancy...
What do you think they would be like or say or even do if they did find out?
Personaly i think my family would have the shock of there lifes and be quite mad at me if mine found out more my farther than anything lol
I am sure they would come round eventually though smile
The reason i am asking is cause i would like to tell my family but want to have all the answers to there questions before hand confused
Sooooooo the more ammo the better, i will note all responses then if there good enough i might just ring them in a few days and let them know then i will come back and tell you roughly if the approved or not redface
Sharon xx

my answers Sharon are quite simply:
Nope
Nope
and Nope!
I did try to tell my sister once but all she wanted to know was if Kat was happy about me being Bi rolleyes :roll: :shock: :?
that conversation has never been mentioned again
Now is she cool or what??????? :lol: :lol: :roll:
Quote by Debbiewebs

cheers babes!.............. us girls have to stick togather on this! :thumbup:

Don't worry Debs, he'll never get away from us :borg:
And once we catch him, we'll.....................................well, what will we do to him ?? poke
Fee
XX
string him up by his hoze!... :bounce: .........and polish his helmit with sand paper! :twisted: :twisted:
ouch!
remind me never to upset you webbie lol :lol:
ummm, welcome Andy I think confused
Steph hun,
from our long conversation in the loos at the Leics munch cool I just want to say to you -
passionkiss
glad you felt able to pull through
xxxxxxxx
Piccies -
There are a few from the night, we have obviously seen them all, and Blue has too - mostly because there seemed to a high very proportion of pictures showing her legs. confused
A couple of you have asked to see them, if anyone wants me to do blurry smeary things to faces before e-mailing them, could you PM me please.
P.S. - Kat says: Judy, you are OK, because your makeup was all blurry and smeary anyway. :twisted:
Kit
Money is good, but satisfaction is better wink
I am in the process of quitting my £30k plus a year job and doing what I really want to do and I have never felt so good in my whole life - I think confused
Scary, but necessary for my own well being
Good luck in your decisions Naughty
OMG - Now I know I am a bad parent redface
I got up today and the house was all quiet, I went looking for people and they were not there confused then about lunchtime I realised that school started again today surprisedops: :oops:
God, I love my kids lol :lol:
One thing guaranteed to turn me into a psychopathic nutter is coming back to my car after shopping in Tesco's and finding yet another dent in the side of it mad just because people can't teach their kids any respect or consideration for other people's property rolleyes
My biggest total lose it though, was finding that some git had dumped their shopping basket on the boot and made a major dent and scratch on the vents and then buggered off without so much as a 'sorry' note :x :x :x
Now I either send Kat to Tesco's or park in the remotest corner of the car park wink
Hi Sue,
good to see you have decided to join us on here
Have fun!
Happy Birthday Timmy
I'm sure Jas has an extra special pressie lined up for you wink :twisted:
When I interview people, I always give them extra points if they bring along supporting evidence of their achievements and if they have noted the questions that they want to ask.
This shows planning and preparation skills.
Good luck and let us know how you get on?
Quote by Dino.
And coat hangers.
All my coat hangers become completely tangled up with each other when ever i try and pick one up mad so i end up fighting with 20 or 30 of the bastards for 20 to 30 minutes just to hang a soddin tee shirt up confused :?
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH ! ! :x :x :x

rolleyes you have too many coathangers and 'fold' your T-shirts :roll:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who said men travel lighter?????? loon :loon:
I have just put all my munch stuff on the bed waiting for Kat to put his lot in first (I always go on top) and there is about an inch or so of space left for me :cry:
Oh well, I wil just have tol do a 'Sarah' and leave out the knickers, that should sort it wink
Packed and leaving in about 15 minutes or should I say 2 cups of tea Kat time
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by tallnhairy
I need to get my hands on some good healthy MEN... hmm you would think I would know better than to say that in SH :doh: but the calendar while doing well for those of the female variety still needs more blokes to step up to the plate...
So hands off socks and on... well whatever you can find. Get a camera and get snapping lads...

Will you accept me nominating Kitkat in his absence? :giggle: :giggle:
If you will - put him in October please and I will do the pics before he has time to think about it :twisted: lol
Quote by sexyfella
Sorry to burst kazswallows ego on the camel toe thing but i think kit is certainly a good contender on this one!! lol

hee, hee, even I had to look twice smackbottom
are you sure that it is not just my knicker seam? dunno :rascal:
Sorry Kaz :lol: :lol:
Quote by JudyTV

Kit, of course there is room for a little one - are you coming along to hold Kat's hand cos he is scared of what we're going to do to him ? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Bluexxx. No I am not coming to hold his hand, I am coming along so that I can watch first hand what you lot are going to do to him :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ps - and now he's really scared :lol:
Kit honey, are you really sure you want to see this, we don't have a resident therapist in The Village on Sundays :P wink
Would you not just prefer to see the photos? or is this in addition to the photos?
Judy

Judy hun, I think it may well be Kitkat that needs the therapist :wink: Photos are good but to be honest - I wanna hear him scream too :twisted: :lol: :lol:
If you contact your work and let them know you are sick (send in GP certificate) you should be able to keep your leave until you are well enough to take it dunno
Hope you are better now
Quote by bluexxx
Kit, of course there is room for a little one - are you coming along to hold Kat's hand cos he is scared of what we're going to do to him ? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Bluexxx. No I am not coming to hold his hand, I am coming along so that I can watch first hand what you lot are going to do to him :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ps - and now he's really scared :lol:
wave :wave: Ummm, any room for a little one Bluexxx/////
Quote by tallnhairy
Still say us ambulance medics much nicer than firemen... and we come with our own gloves, certificates in kiss of life, and ability to set a heart racing...

absolutely not TnH rolleyes
Martial Arts suits are so much nicer than them green things - all white and crisp and starched and ...............
off for a lie down redface
My time on here is cyclical - I have yet to work out just which cycle it relates to redface
Kaz - big hugs, hope he gets better soon kiss
This is one of the reasons I make every effort to ensure Kat and I always part on the best of terms wink
Kit note - I am NOT a worrier rolleyes
Quote by bluexxx
OK folks, details have been sent to the following people. PLease let me know if you think you should be on the list and aren't.
KitKat (guest of honour smile )
Judy
wolvie_dude
little gem
postie
wild rose and the mad stag (possible)
HannahnAlex
Angel Chat
majicmountain
HornyBunny (if he gets tempted)
tattyxpx
scouse82
DJ Ally
Perfect Stranger
:)

Bluexxx, should I be on that list? dunno
Nah, now who was down south whilst Kat is in Mancs???? :rascal: :twisted:
OMG Dammie - have you any idea what that little lot does to my poor old eyes??????? :silly: :giveup:
Steph, that is great news kiss :thumbup:
Quote by equi-princess
Mobile phones..... love them or loathe them..... are here to stay... and unfortunately people seem to think that just because they're chatting to their best friend, husband, child or possibly even lover on the other end of the phone... that no-one else can hear them...lol
A few days ago... i was stood in the bank queue when the lady stood in front of me answered her phone. She then proceeded to treat myself and everyone stood in the bank to a full and explicit version of her love life, and what she had done with her boyfriend or whoever the night before..... i was totally scarlet just being subjected to the highly coloured tale she was telling.. and several people were staring at her...
I cannot be without my mobile, but would never have had such a conversation in public.....
Have you ever been in a similar situation???? or... where you possibly the lady in question?????? lol
equi-princess xxx

Nat West? :shock: lol
Quote by wrinkledprune
kit - i think you can buy stuffed prunes? but they are still wrinkled i guess...

:shock: stuffed but still wrinkled? How can this be? :confused:
Hi and welcome to you both
Scouse - what sorta pic you sorting then?
and wrinkled - is there any other type of prune confused
Quote by hateitorloveit
Hey meat,
Yeah I am looking for the perfect woman. I seem to date so many girls but they are never 100% perfect.
This might seem silly but I have a list of things I want:
- super hot model looks - Yep
- smart (Phd preferably, minimum 1st class degree) - yep
- rich or at least earns same as me - yep
- cultured, speaks more than one language - yip
- well travelled - yep
- worships me as a god - nah

Guess that counts you out then HIOLI lol :lol: