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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
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hee hee, this reminds me of a game my sister and I used to play.
When my sister was 'courting' her fella used to phone for her, he could not tell the difference on the phone between my sister and I.
I think the maximum time I achieved was 20 mins before I said 'is it xxxxxxxxxx you want to speak to?'
When my sister was 'courting' her fella used to phone for her, he could not tell the difference on the phone between my sister and I.
I think the maximum time I achieved was 20 mins before I said 'is it xxxxxxxxxx you want to speak to?'
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Definately Kit!
lhk
Now if I was to be all prim and holier than thou - I might mention that I did notice that the GFZ was still open but decided that it was none of my business in July
But as I am not - I absolutely refuse to take responsibility for it (or anything ever) so, I reckon it was Sarge :twisted:
Damned military men - never there when you need them most
:lol: 
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Happy Birthday Fee!!!! :
I would gladly help you with sorting the Laird out ! :giggle:
Quote by MrsFC "]Happy Birthday Fee!!!! :kiss:
I would gladly help you with sorting the Laird out ! :giggle: :wink:
Ah, but old age doesn't come alone..................
:giggle: :kiss:
doesn't it? :shock:
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good point , but even when asked it seems i can't win either way, even being able to speak to the wife does'nt work, so how can i win ??
change your goals?That's easy......................erm........................err.........................it's got summat to do with two doors with Lion head knockers and asking the question, hasn't it?
There's a question you can ask to find out who's telling the truth but I'm buggered if I can remember what it is.
ES stands before the doors, resplendant and heroic in spangled thong. For days he has pondered, seeking the eternal question. Finally, as the sun lowered on the seventh day, loins girded, he strides purposefully to the door, like a warrior god off to fight the last battle at Ragnarok. Barely a pace before the door he stops, striking a mighty pose, he fills his great chest with air and belows the long sought question in a thunderous voice, loud and terrible enough to wake the slumber of the giants beneath the great mountains, as the animals fled from the dread noise, even the branches of the trees seemed to cower away. The words of The Question seemed to roll across the short distance to batter the doors before them, bending them before his will.
And so ES asked: - "Are you lying?"
To which the door Knocker replied:
"I've got fucking big teeth and a mane, of course I'm a lion you twat, now fuck off and ask someone else your stupid fucking questions"
lhk
Kat
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Kit has visions of ES rapidly discarding his new furry thong and cowering behind the dustbins
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OH MY GOD!, erm, i mean my goodness me ! ! !
Well, thats me up shit creek without a paddle :shock:
Congratulations Kit me old sparing partner
You`ll be too busy to have time for yer old mate now i spose :cry: :cry: :sad:
chase me chase mei`ll keep you on yer toes :rude:
ooooooooooh, my first mod duty to the benefit of SH, it pains me soooooooooooooo much sweetie, but you have to go :twisted:
:lol: ps - just as soon as I have my lesson in modding from Kat!
How do you like being a guinea pig? :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
:whistling: :whistling:Jags - I have been trying to clean red wine off my dining room chairs, walls, table and floor all day yesterday and some of today 
Kats denies all knowledge of anything to do with red wine - have you got any explanations?
It's all gone from the floor, table and walls but the chairs and the skirting board have pink speckles and splodges all over them that will not shift.
Any one got any sensible suggestions to sort this?
Kats denies all knowledge of anything to do with red wine - have you got any explanations?
It's all gone from the floor, table and walls but the chairs and the skirting board have pink speckles and splodges all over them that will not shift.
Any one got any sensible suggestions to sort this?
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Yes it was precisely that... and a couple of other things! I was thinking of a name I could use in Narturist sites containing reference to being nude, therefore, 'bare' and the 'wolf' element has a couple of links... one being that I think the Wolf is a gorgeous creature (they make excellent pets apparently), and at the beginning of a long-term relationship some years ago a girlfriend and I in a soppy romantic moment recited the words from a Meatloaf track off the Bat Out of Hell album to each other... the words were not in fact part of a song but some dialogue that was originally intended as a tongue-in-cheek joke... the boy in the dialogue was referred to as The Wolf With The Red Roses... so my girlfriend regulary called me The Wolf With The Red Roses from thereon!
So Beowolf came to mind, as did the characters from the Brere Rabbit books (also featured in the animated film, Song of the South, which I saw as a kid... there was Brere Rabbit, Brere Bear, Brere Fox etc... not sure there actually was a Wolf, but who cares?
So barewolf it was!
yeuch! hate Meatloaf as a rule (that is Kat's dept.
) but got to say - that track sent shivers down my spine 
Hi and welcome Barewolf
Silverstone you say????? :twisted:
