no way - he's got bird flu
pulse racing, temperature soaring, weak at the knees and trembling hands
Hugs and kisses ES - get well soon
and Kitty - you are a hero
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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
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Quote by Sarah
Kit
You going to lock up? Bluexx was gongi to earlier but didn't! :shock:
Must have got her mind on going out tonight and drinking!!
Yeah, think I will - just can't be doing with trying to get my head round Dammie, Hitler and swinging :shock:
:lol: locked before anyone dares say it :lol:
Kit
xxxxxx
Quote by pb4u
The sun is out,
The Sky is blue,
Sipping a cold beer is the only thing to do,
But it's raining,raining in my heart.
Now where is that x factor number for next year.
Oh jeez, I have had that song going round in my head all bloomin week (well apart from the cold beer bit!)
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by flapjackboy
I'm blond what do I have to do
song ?
I thought I'd made the rules fairly blond-proof.
Right, I posted a line from a song, Steph named the song/artist, so she got to submit a line from a song of her choice for everyone to guess. The first person to get that one right posts the next line and so on, ad infinitum, or until the a mod gets bored/can't guess a particularly tough one.
I hate to say it FJB - but I did say it's good to make the rules clear before you play
perhaps you can blame it on me for forgetting to mention the blonde variations on the word 'rules' :lol: Quote by RedHot
Pepper!
squirt the blighters with it and they won't be back :twisted:
Aww! That's cruel!
If it goes in their eyes or nose, it can lead to very painful infections.Stop feeding them and squirt them with cold water each time them come into the garden. It's the most humane way of dealing with them
I'm with Postie on this one. You never know the charms of a cat until you have one . . . or in our case five of them :P
T-J
I know, it works a treat on Kat whenever he has annoyed me :twisted:
The cold water bit sounds good though T-J, I'll let you know if it works on Kat
:lol: :lol: Quote by dambuster
I often wonder what Hitler would have made of a question like this
Would Hilter have been a swinger ?
Was Hitler a swinger ?
Would Hilter have put this topic in the same pidgeon hole as cock size/pubic shaving/are there cliques on SH ?????
I think it was bluexxx, and not Hitler that summed it up a few weeks ago - and again in this thread -
It's an attitude.
SWINGLES.
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
If Dammie is talking about Hitler, then this thread has soooooooooo got to be locked :roll:
:smackbottom: :rascal: Quote by Jags
The only companly fit for Kate is Stellla - all civlized company is downstairs.
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OK OFFENSIVE ATTACK..grabs Kates legs, ties him to bed, legs akimbo and open to all
:lol:
Yay! who wants to listen to Kate whinging?
:? *Kit slaps a black shiny gag on Kate and secures his flailing arms with pink fluffy handcuffs *
ready Jags ?????? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
:giggle: ME :giggle:
Mrs FC says she will be doing all the modding duties (or something like that)
I have a night off :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
you are in Dawnie - but pleeeeeeeeese don't talk about Hitler
mud is good but nooooooooooo Hitler!!!!!!!
:shock:
:lol: Dirty was the word :P
Quote by Kit
Breakfast ! What's that???????????
Its food that you eat in the morning
I don't do mornings
:lol:Me neither :sleeping: I expect Dino is like me then - has his best shags in the morning! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Every morning between and , regular as clockwork then sneak off to work :wink: :wink: :wink:
hmmmmmmmm, and my dreams are sooooooooooooooo ? what's the word H'Red?????? :wink:
Mundane :roll: :roll: :roll:
um I think sneak quite suits you my guineau pig
Quote by Him'nHer
why which one of us needs help Kit
told yer, you can't tell a persons age by zits, but having zits means yer young
your word is gospel
:worship: :worship: :worship: umm, where do I sign up and pledge all my worldly goods?
Well you can pledge all your worldly goods, but I think kitkat would have something to say about that :lol:
Who listens to him any way? :shock: :shock:
Quote by Dino
Breakfast ! What's that???????????
Its food that you eat in the morning
I don't do mornings
:lol:Me neither :sleeping: I expect Dino is like me then - has his best shags in the morning! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Every morning between and , regular as clockwork then sneak off to work :wink: :wink: :wink:
hmmmmmmmm, and my dreams are sooooooooooooooo ? what's the word H'Red?????? :wink:
Quote by dambuster
(but - you really ought to have just posted in the thread you started earlier
She has now :wink:
:( I wanted to do that :(I'm sorry Kit
Do you want me to split the thread up again so you can merge
Can I watch the "merge"
and bring my camera ??
only if Dawn will talk me through it :twisted:
Quote by Him'nHer
I think the longest (apart from my growing up years) would be 10 months total and that was when kat was stationed away :cry:
ummmmmmm, does that mean i am grown up now :shock:
Nah you've got zits :grin:
ohhhhh, this is soooooooooo bluddy confusing :crazy: :crazy:
whats the number for the Samaritans???????????
:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao:
Quote by Him'nHer
He's obviously young, or at least immature, .................. I wonder how many zits he's got :rascal: :wanker:
Can you really denote lack of maturity and age by the number of zits a person has? :shock:
Kit presses up close to the mirror inspecting her recent breakout with pride :happy: :happy: :happy:
