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24 Oct 2005

Quote by KitKat
Kit only has one quirk, and she will do absolutely ANYTHING for anybody that indulges her quirk. Turns her on so much she becomes a drooling slut at the very thought, moaning and wimpering for sex, over and over again, ready to submit to any carnal desire.
Funny old thing quirks!
lhk
Kat

Oooooooooooooh, the bugga - just seen this :shock:
Nope not telling, but am happy to own up if anyone guesses right :twisted:

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23 Oct 2005

Or I could be a nasty Mod :twisted:
On reflection - sentence changed to 5 minute ban for posting in the wrong section! :twisted:
Kit
xxx

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
Have you finished? My eyes have stopped watering. :undecided:

but are you smiling :twisted:
With the attention of the GFZ females tending him every whim (checks spelling) how could UES not be smiling ...
:giggle:
he's in universal heaven!
C x[/quote
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
come sit beside me sweetie and lets enjoy watching UES in Universal Heaven smile

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21 Oct 2005

locking this post as I feel it has run it's course and most are agreed
Kit
xxxxx

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Have you finished? My eyes have stopped watering. :undecided:

but are you smiling :twisted:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee

ready to spread???????????

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :grin: :grin:
Yip,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,erm I mean Yep.
Um..........wide enough? redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Ooooooooooooooooooooh! This is ........(ouch!).......sooooooooo exciting :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
WHOA!!!
Nearly missed all the excitement...........
ok, I'm here now...............carry on, as you were Kit.
I can see you've done this before :rascal:
Fee
XX
Ohhhhhhhhh Fee, how did you guess?
Sarge was my last waxing victim - but tweezers :twisted: UES is the first for me :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :giggle: :giggle:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu

offers by PM to.....

what offers?????????
exactly, been here 6 months and still the women aren't falling at my feet :taz: should i start a thread moaning about it???
Go on - I dare ya! :twisted:
:twisted:
i would, but my pizza's done then i'm off to the pub
might be in the mood tommorrow lol

Not waiting for you meatless :lol: :lol:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Oh UES - you are such a disappointment
I have my tweezers in my hand and a geniune need to remove hairs from needy folk
:cry: :cry: :cry:
that's it - I'm off to bed now, rebuffed and chagrined by UES, I will spend the rest of my days in sackcloth and ashes :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
but with a
sparkly red thong to remind me

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Ooooooooh! Tweezers you say? Now THAT'S different :bounce: :bounce:
In that case I'm here, I'm here!
All have a pluck girls, be my guest innocent

:whistling:
me first - I got the tweezers ................... oh UES, you are soooooooooooo gonna be sorry babes.
ready to spread??????????? :lol:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu

offers by PM to.....

what offers?????????
exactly, been here 6 months and still the women aren't falling at my feet :taz: should i start a thread moaning about it???
Go on - I dare ya! :twisted:
:twisted:

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21 Oct 2005

Oh UES - you are such a disappointment rolleyes

I have my tweezers in my hand and a geniune need to remove hairs from needy folk
:cry: :cry: :cry:
that's it - I'm off to bed now, rebuffed and chagrined by UES, I will spend the rest of my days in sackcloth and ashes :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
but with a
sparkly red thong to remind me lol

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
offers by PM to.....

what offers?????????

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
"We" can't go out 'cos it's raining
So - it's a few beers, possibly a glass of two of wine. Maybe a couple or three screamers. And a delivered ruby.
Oh dear - I've been horned up all day due to a couple of SH girlies and I'm now gonna start drinking :shock:
O ho
:cool:

tee hee, that is soooooooooooo funny Dammie :twisted: o ho indeed :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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21 Oct 2005

UES needs a brazilian wax girls - bags I hold his knees and administer the hot wax , who wants to rip it off :twisted:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
That's easy to answer!
A souped up old banger! ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal:

FFS UES - I don't know who to adore more confused

you or MG :shock: :shock:

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21 Oct 2005

Piss off Dildo - don't you dare!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

:x :x
hmmmmm, excuse me, just reining in a guineau pig, resume all activities cool

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
ohhhhhhhhh, Laird - absolutely NO warm hands in the GFZ
cold ones are sooooooo much better :twisted:

For you Kit, I have Ice.......
Oh that didn't really sound right did it!! redface

sounded great to me Laird :twisted:

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21 Oct 2005

so how big was it :giggle: :giggle:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
mmmmmmmmmm, waxing - my favourite pastime :twisted:
UES - you can take first place sweetie
then The Laird for a BSC :twisted:
ladies - I promise to be gentle - Sarah legs?
Steph - bikini?
Feebee - whatever you want
oh and Alex - your wish is my command :lol:

Ok on my way round, I want them nice and smooth for tomorrow night please :P
anything else you require smoothing?
oh and UES - dare ya!!!!!!!!!!!

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21 Oct 2005

Stop your bloomin whining and get in the GFZ if you want to experience real pleasure rolleyes

:lol:

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21 Oct 2005

bugga off bob - virgins are not allowed on here rolleyes

ooooooops - sorry, virgin no more.
Do share? :twisted:

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21 Oct 2005

tattoos? - I love 'em worship

but they have got to be the right sort for me
I do like tribal stuff - Bassman's are gorgeous
but dragons are the best redface

Kat has the most finger traceable dragon on his right thigh so much so that I had a similar one at the base of my spine cool

I have another on my right shoulder that started off small and has grown with me along the years confused

It is a sort of flowery / tribal thing and I love it.
Best bit of all though is when someone is shagging me from behind and traces my dragon with their fingers :twisted: :twisted:

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21 Oct 2005

mmmmmmmmmm, waxing - my favourite pastime :twisted:
UES - you can take first place sweetie
then The Laird for a BSC :twisted:
ladies - I promise to be gentle - Sarah legs?
Steph - bikini?
Feebee - whatever you want cool

oh and Alex - your wish is my command lol

:lol:

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21 Oct 2005

Happy Birthday Gem
redface

umm, I realise now that I forgot the pics surprised

ops:
winging their way to you soon wink

Kit
xxxxxxxx

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
EAGER, TWO GLASSES OF WINE OVER HERE PLEASE.......
I'm busy warming up my hands

ohhhhhhhhh, Laird - absolutely NO warm hands in the GFZ mad

cold ones are sooooooo much better :twisted:
Now UES - shimmy over here and let me taste your wine wink

Steph sweetie, ylang ylang, lavender and chamomile for me please

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18 Oct 2005

ES sweetie don't despair - although Postie has diagnosed the worstest ever disease an Eagerslut coould imagine smackbottom

shame on you Postie
I have here in my 1st aid Kit - one riding crop to put the colour back in your cheeks, one picnic table for you to rest upon, one trucker to soothe your fevered brow, one Kitty to bring you back to reality and one tiny, sparkly red thong and a huge snog to make you leap off your sick bed and wipe your snivelling nose and be ES again passionkiss

whoops - forgot the man size tissue for your nose :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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18 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Whats in your bath??????????????

ME..............ten minutes from now!!!!
with a cold beer and a nice malt.
cool

wish I'd looked to see what the kids have in their bath now rolleyes

loofah or natural sponge Laird?

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18 Oct 2005

TnH - over to you matey :twisted: lol

:lol:

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18 Oct 2005

and we can't distract you further :shock:
Mark - quick, a deserter confused

:lol:
hope all is well with you beds kiss

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18 Oct 2005

I don't have a bath :cry: the kids have that and I never dare look to see what's in it :shock:
I have a shower, and that is full of bloomin Kat hairs most of the time mad

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18 Oct 2005

On your reply to kitKat's point I am locking this thread as it has been done before and this time around it appears to have served it's purpose
Kit
xxx

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