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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
UK

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Quote by farmersboy
Right now enough is enough can we have rose back :rose:

Staggy or Rose?
Staggy or Rose?
bloomin hell, what a decision confused can't we have both? :twisted:
Quote by willxx69
PS You can slap me too if it helps. Kit has been disturbingly negligent in that department of late sad

I've been busy redface
Have a virtual one for now SLAP!
real ones soon :twisted:
Quote by Dino

I find the saxophone one of the sexiest instruments...................you don't play the sax do you Dino ?? :twisted:
(off on one of my fantasies here !!)
Fee
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you bet yer sweet ass i can :rascal:
Oooooooooh Fee, saxaphones = sexy, sexy, sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :inlove:
Dildo, give us a melody then - but I'll have to close my eyes so I can't see you, it would spoil the moment :giggle:
Quote by MrFC
I would ban you all cool

hey sweetie - don't push your luck :twisted: I have buttons - and I know how I like them to be pushed lol
Dino , you are a very bad man smackbottom :smackbottom:
did you know, that when flies take off, they take off backwards so you will be in reverse most of the time? confused
sounds about right :twisted: lol :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Well the comedy might be in my kitchen tonight..........
So I'll rrelax in the jacuzzi first with a nice glass of wine please and a decent comedy show on the plasma telly Mark has just installed for us this weekend lol

:shock:
how far away is the chip shop then :lol: :lol:
Locking this, cos I am seeing it in triplicate across the forums confused
Quote by Ice Pie
:shock: I just got told off by Ice! - he called me a very rude word - in fact, more than one rude word!
He said he had the bestest and funniest post he had ever typed, and just as he went to submit it, I locked the thread!
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....
lhk
Kat

ooooooooooooh Ice, I am breathless with anticipation, please tell :twisted:
Don't you flippin start madam, or you won't get your LGD :twisted:
xxxx
Brilliant - fighting talk from an amnesiac :twisted:
You playing Ice? :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
:shock: I just got told off by Ice! - he called me a very rude word - in fact, more than one rude word!
He said he had the bestest and funniest post he had ever typed, and just as he went to submit it, I locked the thread!
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....
lhk
Kat

ooooooooooooh Ice, I am breathless with anticipation, please tell :twisted:
Quote by wild rose and the stag
alan ive put a lot of time and effort into looking that good it aint comming down for A while yet
any way Roses ass needs a rest it was getting too much attention

and your ass staggy is getting all my attention :twisted: that is just soooooooo bloomin horny :twisted:
Quote by dargento
lol@kit kat......
that post is priceless........
that must be in with a shout for best post....or whatever it is in sexy stephs comp smile

DON'T encourage him! mad
It's not about 'telling' at all Purple, it is about talking and understanding and honesty and both wanting the same thing - they all go hand in hand in my opinion.
Take the time to tell her what you want and take the time to listen to what she wants, if it doesn't match then, forget it. If it does - enjoy wink
Quote by westerross
I had friends who worked a farm on Exmoor. The postie, baker, uncle tom cobbly an' all used to all come in the big kitchen and have a cuppa and a social.
In a really harsh winter with lots of snow the postie used to walk along the top of the hedgerows holding onto the telegraph wires 'cos the lanes were full of snow.
lol :lol:

Conjures up an image but yer wouldn't want to get yer kit off wouldya!
wouldn't ya? :twisted:
and just how many picnic bench injuries does this one add up to???
Toothpaste should ease his dignity (if he ever had some rolleyes ) lol :lol: :lol:
according to Kat, apparantly mine is farting on the loo - lovely acoustics lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by KitKat
What's your worst bad / most irritating habit?

Starting to say something then
nope rolleyes
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Actually, looking at an article in the Independant, make sure the ring gets thrown at YOU, then take it and sell it.
Gold = $450 an ounce.
Now let me see, there is mine, mine that got too small for me, hers .... thats about £800 lol

Unfortunately that's the price of pure gold. 9ct gold used for wedding rings is only 9/24 gold, I'm not sure what the rest is, probably copper and silver.
Oh well, guess shrivelled and dust is more valuable to me then :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by dambuster
btw kit, that's the first quote I've seen you get perfect bolt

oooooooooooooh, I would so love to mess that particular quote up wink
Quote by salt_n_pepper

Dam batteries have ran out :cry:

I don't have batteries :shock:
wow nice pic dambuster :twisted:
This one ??????
Ready Dawnie ?

Sorry. Had to go find it.
oh wow thats the one :rascal: :rascal:
you mean like this - quoting you Dammie confused wink
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by warwick
not half :twisted: :twisted:
dont tell me youve got a box of pringles I can have lol

Pringles? :shock: I am talking hand made sea salt and cracked pepper nibbles here rolleyes
nobody gets my Pringles cool
Tattoos!
They are my fave way to break the Ice (lol) and get things moving, easy to talk about, see, touch and hey presto :twisted:
but then if they havn't got any - you can always insist that you think they are shy and go on a hunt the tatt mission lol :lol: :lol:
Hiya Kink'
welcome - you should feel quite at home here wink
If you don't, I suggest you complain to the management lol :lol: :lol:
I honestly can't remember what happened to my ex wedding ring, I think it must have just shrivelled up and disappeared into past distant dust - bit like him really :twisted:
Oh how I wish I had flogged it :cry:
Quote by warwick
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I sent them at the same time rolleyes
hang on Ill try again
ps hijack over

oi! if you want nibbling Clare and I want to see how edible you are first :twisted:
Oooooooooooooooh Corrie!
Good on you girl.
Big hugs
Kit
xxxxx
Quote by Rollo Tomassi
Any more room in the no mates corner - just got back from Kat's - she was out.

Rollo babes Kat is a 'he', now if you had gone to Kit's, she might have been in wink
But your best bet would be to find her in the Billy no mates corner with all the other gorgeous people lol :lol: :lol:
Clare, you sort the drinks and I'll do the nibbles :twisted:
Quote by steff35
is that Brave or Mad? i err to the side of mad................... biggrin

In that case, you are in the right place wink
Welcome and why not tell us a bit more about yourself - apart from being mad :twisted:
Kit
xxx
LilMiss - be proud of your man, it is people like him that restore my faith in human nature.
Hugs and best wishes to you both and a speedy recovery too
Kit
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