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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
UK

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Wow, my daughter did this for her final study in art college :shock:
She made a tile representing each place everyone she asked this question to, and merged them all together into an amazing piece of work which now hangs in our dining room despite numerous purchase offers :smug: :smug:
Quote by the_Laird
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink
That's 'Men'! flipa :flipa:
I see you managed to fix it.....
I dont think anyone noticed tho' innocent
malts don't half bugga up yer quotes redface that's my excuse and I am sticking to it lol
just don't tell that Dildo person and I'll do anything you want :twisted:
the preview button is my bestest friend!
Quote by the_Laird

I only share my malt with true scots wink

Having just displayed my Glasgow Munch outfit to LadyFeeBee...........
she can vouch for my true Scots heritage :wink:
I am sure the Lady would not lie :wink:
A half? :twisted:
only thing I ever won was a mother and baby comp - our daughter is gorgeous wink lol
Quote by the_Laird
malt works for me wink

Wanna share??????? :twisted: :twisted:
I only share my malt with true scots :wink:
Hmmm, being a bit vertically challenged - i looove to wear heels, but then I love to see them on girls and guys too :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink
That's 'Men'! flipa :flipa:
It seems that there is a shortage of blokes in the GFZ rolleyes so Girlies, Jacuzzi, chocolate, champagne, strawberries and .......................
Gossip? :twisted:
Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by the_Laird
Planning on being VERY VERY naughty later this evening... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
if we can get the kids to bed before midnight FFS!!!!
Anyone want to join LadyFeeBee and me??????

Or can we join you Kit???????
only if you both wear kilts :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Quote by Debbiewebs
i am not munching sad
can we hold are very own munch in here Kit? :bounce:

Of course we can Debs, anything for you :twisted:
now, who wants to be on Kit and Debs list? but more importantly - who do we want to invite Debs :twisted:
Me first - Sarge lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sarah
See Alex we are nice down here................ :P

:angel: :angel: :angel:
Quote by the_Laird
Laird
Of course you can............what would you like us to do for you? :P :twisted:

Suddenly I have a song in my head...............
"Heaven, I'm in heaven......"
Oh Sarah you two can do as you will (as long as I dont have to fetch the drinks confused )
:twisted:
no drinks Laird wink just be compliant :twisted:
Compliant?????? Is that the same as "bendy"?????? :wink:
Hell, I can do both for you :twisted: :twisted:
yehaaaaa! I have discovered the Lairds party trick lol :lol: I think :?
OK, so who else is not munching tonight?
Me :cry:
and who else feels flirty?
Me wink
and dirty?
squeaky clean me :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird
Laird
Of course you can............what would you like us to do for you? :P :twisted:

Suddenly I have a song in my head...............
"Heaven, I'm in heaven......"
Oh Sarah you two can do as you will (as long as I dont have to fetch the drinks confused )
:twisted:
no drinks Laird wink just be compliant :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
If you could be anywhere else right now where would you be?
So come on then where would you be????
Mr goodtimez

I'd be back were i was last night having a nice relaxed foreplaying type dinner
followed by relaxed - un-rushed - physically tiring - body shocking - totally spent fun
passionkiss 69position blast hump
then waking up to do it all over again, before coming back down to earth over 2 hours of coffee coffee
Sounds like a similar evening I had with some wonderful people :P
I don't remember waking up Sarah confused :? Did I????????
Quote by Sarah
ok what is going on in here tonight?

looks like it is you and me Sarah :twisted:
Quote by Jags
those MUST be mine Sarah
*Kit skips off thinking thoughts about black rope, vodka jelly, whips and a strap on :twisted:*

No you can have the rope only...............
Vodka jelly, strap on and whips must be someone elses.........
duel :duel: :duel: :duel:

MY rope! I want to see it wrapped round Kate, not Kit!!
:kick: :kick: :kick:
do you have no taste woman rolleyes
ummm, later wink
Quote by Sarah
those MUST be mine Sarah
*Kit skips off thinking thoughts about black rope, vodka jelly, whips and a strap on :twisted:*

No you can have the rope only...............
Vodka jelly, strap on and whips must be someone elses.........
duel :duel: :duel: :duel:
Quote by westerross
The funniest threat we have EVER seen!!! :happy:

'Ere you'll get Davej a telling off! Threatening behaviour is not allowed on the site. :giggle: wink
bad man Tune! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
those MUST be mine Sarah
*Kit skips off thinking thoughts about black rope, vodka jelly, whips and a strap on :twisted:*
Quote by willxx69
Let me guess - Jags has banned Kat and he is going to have to BEG Kit to un-ban him! :happy:
Oooooh, I sense that this is going to be expensive. VERY expensive! :twisted: :twisted:
Will

In more ways than one Will :twisted:
Quote by Jags
Black rope is mine - I DO have a picture of it but it's wrapped round a very erect cock and I couldn't possibly post it here!
redface surprisedops: :oops:
:happy: :happy:

Umm Jags - I have the black rope in my possession. I used it well :twisted: and it is awaiting collection.
I was told it was down for delivery?? I'd like to see Kate driving it to me with his hands tied...
OK.. I'm feeling rather perverted today. Anyone want to argue??
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Your wish is my command, but don't expect me to be a passenger :shock:
Quote by Dino
Dino
I think Kit might want a word with you lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Erm,,,, she has. confused
Two choice words!
Quote by Jags
Black rope is mine - I DO have a picture of it but it's wrapped round a very erect cock and I couldn't possibly post it here!
redface surprisedops: :oops:
:happy: :happy:

Umm Jags - I have the black rope in my possession. I used it well :twisted: and it is awaiting collection.
Quote by Sarah
Dino
I think Kit might want a word with you lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Believe me Sarah - it's more than words I want - he will pay :twisted:
Tee hee - any minute now, he is going to come downstairs and beg lol :lol:
How much do we want Kat to beg? :twisted:
Snogs for Jags and slaps for Will
Quote by Sarah
I always need a drink afterwards............
water wink

There you go then:-

Better late than never :wink:
I always need a drink afterwards............
water wink