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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
Oh - First in - now that makes a change.
Well it has been a fractious week on here.
It'd be nice to just relax and put my feet up for a while.
I've opened a bottle of red and I think I will just slip into the jacuzzi for a while.
mmmmmmmm lovely!
looks like i'm the first one here again..... I suppose I should get myself a little drinkie, I mean it'd be rude not to drinkies
sits down and waits for some girli... i mean blokes
bloody hell alex, didn't see you hiding in the corner, may I join you.... fancy a nut dunno
too slow johneboy.
im just passing by before heading of to the pub and then to a club near me i think. its pay day!
Make mine a VERY LARGE ONE!! Hold the ice.
lol :lol:
Quote by johneboy
looks like i'm the first one here again..... I suppose I should get myself a little drinkie, I mean it'd be rude not to drinkies
sits down and waits for some girli... i mean blokes
bloody hell alex, didn't see you hiding in the corner, come and join me.... fancy a nut dunno

yooohoooo!
While you are at the fridge - could you get me some strawberries please Johneboy?
Quote by Jags
Make mine a VERY LARGE ONE!! Hold the ice.
lol :lol:

large one over here jags wave come and join us, take the weight off, you look like you've had a bad day :fuckinghell:
strawberries coming up alex...... squirty cream dunno
and stop misquoting me :grin:
oooo Hello there jags!
Lovely to see you. Had a busy week?
One very very large glass of Shriaz cabernet coming up!
Quote by johneboy
strawberries coming up alex...... squirty cream dunno
and stop misquoting me :grin:

mmmmmm That would be lovely - thank you so much.
So you are our waiter for the evening are you?
How nice evil
Quote by Alexandra
strawberries coming up alex...... squirty cream dunno
and stop misquoting me :grin:

mmmmmm That would be lovely - thank you so much.
So you are our waiter for the evening are you?
How nice evil
waiter, barman, strawberry chopper, cream squirter.... you name it, i'm up for it wink
Opened up a bit early today didn't you sarge!
Well sod you boys, I'm breaking your rules and taking over this space for the girls, I mean why get our own when we can have yours!
Opening a bottle of wine and seetling in for weekend, come on girls who's going to join me?
Quote by johneboy
strawberries coming up alex...... squirty cream dunno
and stop misquoting me :grin:

mmmmmm That would be lovely - thank you so much.
So you are our waiter for the evening are you?
How nice evil
waiter, barman, strawberry chopper, cream squirter.... you name it, i'm up for it wink
oooooo Jags - doesn't he sound wonderful?
JeB - my shoulders are just a little stiff - I don't suppose you are good with your hands too are you?
oi sassy.....your not too good at this undercover business.
although if your having a drink- ill be straight round lol.
Quote by Alexandra
strawberries coming up alex...... squirty cream dunno
and stop misquoting me :grin:

mmmmmm That would be lovely - thank you so much.
So you are our waiter for the evening are you?
How nice evil
waiter, barman, strawberry chopper, cream squirter.... you name it, i'm up for it wink
oooooo Jags - doesn't he sound wonderful?
JeB - my shoulders are just a little stiff - I don't suppose you are good with your hands too are you?
Yes, hard week at mill so a very cold and very large drink would be most welcome. Massage and strawberries are all wanted too.
lol :lol:
Hi Alex - yes, long time, no see. Welcome back. xx
biggrin
Quote by Alexandra
oooooo Jags - doesn't he sound wonderful?
JeB - my shoulders are just a little stiff - I don't suppose you are good with your hands too are you?

they're not the only things alex :rascal:
and you would suppose right rubs hands together to get em nice and warm
now where would you like me to start dunno
help yourself to strawberrys jags, i'll be along with my squirty aerosol in a tick :thumbup:
and i said AEROSOL
<<<<arrives with the almond oil, a decent bottle of wine (screw top, not that cheap corked stuff confused ) and a selection of fruit.
Sassy - Jags and I are already well on with the wine.
The jacuzzi is just right.
And JeB is at our beck and call to satisfy all our desires.
Thats cos this isn't an undercover operation (although I'm good at those.... lol ) this is a revolution, a coup, a takeover!
Quote by mistress_sassy
Thats cos this isn't an undercover operation (although I'm good at those.... lol ) this is a revolution, a coup, a takeover!

oh no Sassy - the Coup approach doesn't always work.
Best thing is to seduce our men in here.
You get a far better and more willing respnse.
Now JeB - where to start?
So many tense places ........
Perhaps I should leave it up to you wink
Quote by Alexandra
Thats cos this isn't an undercover operation (although I'm good at those.... lol ) this is a revolution, a coup, a takeover!

oh no Sassy - the Coup approach doesn't always work.
Best thing is to seduce our men in here.
You get a far better and more willing respnse.
Now JeB - where to start?
So many tense places ........
Perhaps I should leave it up to you wink
okay, sounds good to me :thumbup:
rearranges alex's clothes and recreates her avatar pic with my hands
now these do feel a little tense, better give em some attention sillyhwoar:
Quote by johneboy
rearranges alex's clothes and recreates her avatar pic with my hands
now these do feel a little tense, better give em some attention sillyhwoar:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
biggrin :D :D :D :D
anybody else with any tense bits dunno
thought sarah would be here by now...... she'd better hurry up before all this wine gets supped drinkies
Quote by johneboy
anybody else with any tense bits dunno
thought sarah would be here by now...... she'd better hurry up before all this wine gets supped drinkies

Bored with me already eh? rolleyes
i wouldnt be bored with you alexandra
what a pair sillyhwoar:
Hmmmm revolution is failing! Maybe I'll just learn to share with the boys instead and find another way to release the stress.
Move over in the jacuzzi I'm coming in, and who wants to give me a nice massage afterwards?
Quote by Alexandra
anybody else with any tense bits dunno
thought sarah would be here by now...... she'd better hurry up before all this wine gets supped drinkies

Bored with me already eh? rolleyes
not bored alex, just doing a spot of multi-tasking........ now then sassy, a massage was it :thumbup:
I'll just squeeze into the jacuzzi next to Sassy if that's ok, maybe I'll get lucky and JeB's hands will wander their way in my direction :twisted:
Did I hear talk of strawberries and massages? cool
Quote by johneboy
just doing a spot of multi-tasking........

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
now this I've got to see, a bloke who thinks he can multi task effectively rolleyes
Budge up girls - this should be fun :twisted:
Any wine left?