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21 May 2005

Dewi mate,
At this moment in time it sounds like she needs you. This goes deeper than just fancying you. Friends, and I mean real friends are harder to find than a lover!
Does it matter if she fancies you or not, she is trusting you on this.
Need I say more??
Just a female perspective here dunno

dunno

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21 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
I DARE you!!
Will
( in front of her mother??? )/

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OMG - I am sooooooooooo looking forward to next weekend :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

21 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
Only Sappho could go into pregnancy a size 14 and come out a size 10

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Sappho has just seen the above comment. You could be a dead man next weekend!!
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Will
The phrase 'told you so' never entered my head lol

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Hi Will - I'm ready when you are :twisted: kiss

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21 May 2005

="westerross"
I'll be back later to check!

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See you lata Tune flipa

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21 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
erm , Kit , ive been here all night , can i get out of the hot tub yet ?? im going all wrinkly and me lucozade`s gone flat

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I dunno, these bloomin newbie wenches just ain't got the staying power rolleyes

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C'mon Dino, out ya come - oh my silly

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hwoar: That wenches outfit has shrunk a bit.
Let's start again with the wenching lessons - OK, Dino, now just saunter off to the bar and fetch me a Bailey's on ice, Baileys is on the bottom shelf and 'slowly' does it
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*Kit relaxes back into the warm hot tub waters and admires the scenery, wonders where all the mother in laws are and weighs up the odds on Kat ever managing to release himself from Jags' clutches behind the sofa*
Hee heee
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20 May 2005

Age? It's just numbers rolleyes

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For me, it is not about age at all, it is about the individual; if there is a connection then where does age fit in? dunno

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Saying that - I would draw the line at someone the same age as my kids!

20 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
Bloody hell , all this running around and being ordered about . Tune , give us a lift ffs

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Jeez Dino, you are never gonna get an honarary degree in wenching at this rate. Tell you what, seeing as I am in a generous mood tonight, slip into the hot tub next to me and I will give you some guidance on the expectations of wenches in the GFZ :twisted:

20 May 2005

Quote by westerross
It's no use you lot ganging ( :twisted: ) up - we will have our way with you before long!! And with a bit o' luck we'll have that wench Dino on our side as well

I am assuming that is a royal 'we' TE????? lol

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Quote by westerross
Oi! the ice has melted in this Scotch - what you been doin' with it Kit?

Dino - Tune needs more ice, hitch ya skirt up a bit more man :twisted: Sorry TE, I promise not to use your ice to cool the nape of my neck again redface

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20 May 2005

Mmmmmm Dino - so pleased to see you changed your mind - very fetching outfit, HRed would be proud of you wink

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(Bugga, must have missed the 'tears' bit)
Choon sweetie, are you finished in the cupboard? I have a large Scotch and Soda here with your name on it, would you like some ice with it?
MrsFC - slip into the hot tub with me a minute, I need a word in your shell like....................

20 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Hello Kit and Sarah Looks like you have the men on the run...........we can't have that now !!! Laird !! 3 wenches awaiting your attention.... :twisted:

Why can't we have that?????? I say he can only come back in if he:
1) stays out of the Hot Tub
2) wears his kilt
3) has an honorary degree in wenching
4) can pour drinks and massage my back at the same time
Sounds fair to me
oh and he doesn't say a word :twisted: :twisted:

20 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Kit are you offering to 'mentor' me??
or should I conduct interviews for the position?

:shock: I know absolutely nothing about wenching Sarah, but am a qualified mentor wink

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Ummm, I think 'interviews' are required for the position Sarah, have you got your person spec clear?

20 May 2005

Just go and get her one if she wants one, or as Steph sort of said - give her the dosh and she can choose her own :twisted: :twisted
Can guarantee she will be smiling either way cool

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20 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Can I apply for a degree in wenching :

you can apply by all means Sarah.
Now, you will require a mentor won't you?????
MrFC - looks like Dino changed his mind about the Lucozade, can't think why dunno

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20 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?"

* This could be fun*
Only if they sign their allegiance to the Girlie rules in blood, sweat and tears (for Jags) and have an honorary degree in wenching :twisted:
Do you feel that you can achieve this Dino?

20 May 2005

Bye, bye baby, baby gooooooooooodbyyyyyye lol

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Pour me a quick one first though sweetie :twisted:

20 May 2005

Bloomin hell Jags - stop leading them on rolleyes

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you know it will all end in tears lol

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Kit's tears of laughter as the boys slowly begin to realise that the Girlies rule in the GFZ

19 May 2005

Bring back Dawns Bouncing Boobies ? confused

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Yeahhhhhhhhh :twisted:
Dawn - It wasn't me wink

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19 May 2005

Ummmm, think you just answered your own question :shock: :shock:

19 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
You're stuck for miles behind a cyclist or tractor on a winding country road and nothing's come the other way, then just when you get to the straight bit where you know you've got a passing opportunity, something appears from the other direction!

Yep, know exactly what you mean ES, and what makes it even worse is when the truck in front of you and the tractor decides to pull out and overtake before you can mad

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19 May 2005

No Venus, on this occasion you are not a monster wink

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Kat and I regularly leave the kids with Grandparents and go off on our own. This is something that we see as essential to maintaining our relationship and therefore the kids well being ie happy parents = happy, secure kids.
I guess we are fortunate that my mother is very supportive in this respect and that our kids are now old enough to be left on their own for a week.
There is more to being a parent than just 'being there' for your kids, they also need to see that you are individuals in your own right and not just mum and dad and to recognise that they are not the sole focus of your lives. It won't kill them and it just might make them more understanding and tolerant of others values in life apart from their own.
So, if you are a monster for wanting to spend some quality time without your kids, then I would have to be the biggest hell bitch monster around :shock:
and I'm sooooooo sweet really
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14 May 2005

One thing guaranteed to make me smile is a smile smile

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especially if it is a 'special smile' from a 'special' person wink

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makes me feel all happy, glowing and shiny inside :happy: :happy: :happy:

14 May 2005

Oooooh Dawnie, what delicious random ideas you have wink

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Kit goes into 'nosey overdrive mode' with Mod approval lol

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hold on to your pm boxes every one!
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5 May 2005

Quote by hornet harlot
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on

Well put Kit. I am lucky enough to have one like that too :inlove: the cleaner bit needs to be worked on though, still we can't have it all now can we? can we??????????
:love: xxx :shock: :shock: Now don't go thinking this was based on Kat, this is Kit's wish list *sigh*
Wanna share :twisted:

5 May 2005

Quote by Jags
My offering will be
Chicken Legs bound with black rope tee hee

Ah, my old old favourite Chicken Legs!! :inlove: Can you make sure they are deep fried this time Kit cos the pale wishy-washy look is not attractive on a man so .........chickenleggy!!
x xxSouthern Fried do you?

5 May 2005

Quote by yksbi2k5
(you old softie )

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wink

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5 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on

I'll take SXBOY's advice lol

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Hmmmmmmmm, that could work too lol

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5 May 2005

My offering will be
Chicken Legs bound with black rope tee hee

5 May 2005

Hi John and welcome
Warm fronts over Brighton then?
Are you a bit of a weather man then wink

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5 May 2005

Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on wink

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4 May 2005

Quote by Tool
:shock: do swingers always shop as couples then
No way would I trawl round the aisles in Tesco's with Kat in tow No way! I always send him on his own whilst I relax at home :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

No! But spotting that a single girl 'must be a swinger' must be nigh on impossible. When you get frigid girls who dress like tarts...it can be very dangerous.
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bless, I can see some fun beginning here :twisted: