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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
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Quote by MikeC
Well no pics - just trust my good nature smile ooopppps a pun there
still 1 p
MikeC
I didn't ask for pics Mike - I asked for a description, you can *sign* it if you prefer wink
Quote by MikeC
lol
dambuster lent it me smile
actually its my own ES
MikeC
Ok, so lets have a description for the auction catalogue please :twisted:
I do so prefer to make an informed decision when it comes to trunks and money cool
Now that is funny - Dave, I just hope the benefit of the use of the trailer cancelled out the grief of the dogs wink
Oh, well - live and learn rolleyes
just thank your kucky stars you didn't agree to babysit :grin: :grin: :grin: coulda been a whole lot worse :eeek: :eeek: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Quote by Vix
Hasn't stopped me any.

nor me wink
Welcome and I hope you both enjoy your time here
I didn't lock it either Will :cry: I was happily shopping in the hot tub with MrsFC, the Laird and Dino locked in the cupboard, enjoying mouthfulls of Tune's Vodka cool
For the uninitiated Dewi - GFZ means Girlie Free Zone but it is just a label and bears no relevance whatsoever to the real GFZ wink
Quote by Jags
Right with ya Marshmallow duel duel duel duel :kick:
Chiken legs, prepare to meet your .......................errr............................. psst Jags! His what exactly???

Why does Chicken Legs followed by Marsmallow sound really yummy?
lol lol lol
cos it is not as yummy as marshmallow followed by chicken legs - always the sweetest first wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko

OK Dammie, just for you I have nicked these off Bilko, happy now??????
Never thought old Bilko would fall for the old 'one, two' :kick: lol
Nah, but you can imagine better :twisted:
Any Port left Dawn :shock: lol lol lol
Quote by Jags
Right with ya Marshmallow duel duel duel duel :kick:
Chiken legs, prepare to meet your .......................errr............................. psst Jags! His what exactly???

Sword of Damoclse?
biggrin biggrin biggrin
Ohhhh, I like the sound of that one - does it go in two's or three's?
Right with ya Marshmallow duel duel duel duel :kick:
Chiken legs, prepare to meet your .......................errr............................. psst Jags! His what exactly???
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Quote by Kit

What he said cos I am not clever with these smiley, bouncy thingys like off Sarge redface
But I am jumping, believe me :twisted: :twisted: lol lol wink
A third of your smiley, jumpy things have gone AWOL!! :shock: :shock:
lol lol lol
OMG - did they ask your permission first :eeek: bad naughty jumpy things smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Sorry Sarge - I tried to control 'em :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Jags
Well, I have my own definition of Jags, never shared it before, but here goes....................
Jags -' hard on the outside, soft on the inside and totally marshmallow in the right hands'
bolt
Tee Heee xxxx

Not the right hands Kit - the right tongue! Thought you'd know about that!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
oooops, silly me redface
Well, I have my own definition of Jags, never shared it before, but here goes....................
Jags -' hard on the outside, soft on the inside and totally marshmallow in the right hands'
bolt
Tee Heee xxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko

What he said cos I am not clever with these smiley, bouncy thingys like off Sarge redface
But I am jumping, believe me :twisted: :twisted: lol lol wink
Hi Woodsy,
I am registerd as disabled and I have found that it doesn't make one jot of difference to the people that I have met and have yet still to meet from this site.
It certainly has not stopped me from having my fair share of fun and I think I can honestly say that I have not once ever felt discriminated against or been treated any differently by any one on here because of my disability (that is so very much different from the 'real' world as I am sure you will agree rolleyes mad mad )
Let loose matey and have fun, be yourself and be proud of yourself
wink
kiss Thank you Dino - you are so helpful and thoughtful and kind
* Kit creeps in through the side door, grabs Tune's Vodka off the bar whilst he's not looking, draws the bolt across Sarge's cupboard and it's contents, snaps on a padlock, lifts the TV controls from down the side of the sofa and then calmly slips in to the hot tub, switches on the TV to the shopping channel and happily sips her Vodka*
ahhhhh, this is perfect - any one care to join a 'happy' Kit wink
Quote by Dino.
Woodsy mate , dont go in the GFZ. They had me dressed as a serving wench serving drinks , left me in the hot tub all night , spanked me then locked me in a cupboard confused confused . Dont go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

innocent innocent innocent :bs:
Woodsy, don't listen to him, he's only saying that so that he can stay in there long enough to learn how to get his jumper off without getting his head stuck rolleyes
Welcome to the site. There is only one thing you need to know and that is 'if you are nice to Kit you will get along fine' :twisted:
Have fun
ceeyelljay - nope not every one is part of a couple and nice single people are just as welcome.
Steve - my X only goes into boxes that I have confidence in :twisted:
Quote by willxx69
Now this is more like it. Mrs FC, we'll need all of the 20 minutes - unless you would care to join us, of course :twisted:
Will - this is the life! :happy: :happy:

He he, you are sooooooo going to be sorry in the morning Will, but don't worry about that now, just concentrate on your massaging, ummmmm, that's good :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
Thanks everyone, and um, Kat.
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wink see, I can do direct!
This may be a bit cruel, but I'm really playing devils advocate here. Have you considered that perhaps she really needs her friend beside her, and agreeing to 'give things a try again' is the only thing she could think of to get you beside her? Her feelings for you may be stronger than your feelings for her. Just more platonic.
lhk
confused confused Isn't that what I said, but got to agree with him this time (dammit)
Dewi, at the end of the day all you got to do is be there for her in whatever role she asks
what will be , will be
Quote by willxx69
Okay, okay. A LARGE white for us all - but only Kit gets the massage :twisted: :

Ohhhh, Will, now I know why I have missed you - nothing to do with your vocabulary at all wink
Mrs FC - give me 5 mins, nah make it 20 (this is Will you knowwink ) and I'll be with you :twisted:
Cooooeeeee, ready when you are Will :twisted: :twisted:
I'm on the white too, just a little'un for MrFC cos he's got to drive tomorrow, but make it a large for me :twisted:
Now let me think, do I like giving BJ's?.......................
Nope, absolutley NOT
ummm, love it really, feeling a cock grow in my mouth and tasting the juices............
off for a lie down bolt bolt
Quote by willxx69
As KitKat has said on another thread, it is bloody quiet in here tonight. Last night looks like an excellent night and to think that I could have been in here last night, but opted to do the ironing instead! :doh:
Oh well, such is life.
:shock: Sappho has just come down, all ready for bed, given me the most enormous snog, then winked and wandered out again! :twisted: :twisted:
Could be time to go...................... bolt

passionkissfor you passionkiss for Sappho kiss for the twins, see you soon wink