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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK

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:shock: :shock: Now I know they are not always what my mum said they were :twisted:
I thought 'glory holes' were a cupboard under the stairs where you put things you were not sure what to do with confused confused confused confused
Apparently Tattoos are supposed to be more painfull on the less fleshy parts - I have one on my right shoulder and one on the small of my back, couldn't say which was most painful as neither of them were nearly as painful as I had expected them to be confused
So, my advice is - go for it!
Oh and I am a wimp by the way wink
Quote by CambsGuy50
Thanks Kit
Good luck with the arrival of your new grandchild
Oh by the way, this is my SIXTH !!!!
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lol lol lol
Guess Kids really are a miracle then wink
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: and kiss kiss to you David.
We are expecting our first Grandchild in August and now I am sooooooo jealous wink wink
Congratulations mate, I can feel your pride oooooozing out of your post
xxxxxxx
It doesn't like me either :cry:
off to try an alternative wink
Quote by leprechaun
kit you could hold more than my hand lol cool :twisted:

Sure I can Lep babes, ummmm, will it help Mikehboy19 control his nerves confused confused confused wink
Hi and welcome
are you sure it was a mate who recommended this site, cos you do know that you are now dooooooomed to wenching in the GFZ for your first 101 years here lol lol
Awww, Helen - they are obviously arseholes rolleyes
Hugs and all the sensitivity in the world here for you.
Rachel is right you know - this may be a blessing in disguise wink Keep smiling and you never know what may come your way
Hope you get good news about your course
Ohhhhhhhh, just got in - not too late for a baileys on ice am I Bell?
ps - make that 2, looks like it could get a bit busy later :twisted:
I can't believe I am the first person to be happy and shiny in over a month :shock:
Old stories + three beers = happy, shiny Kit
(hugs and snogs for Jags wink )
Quote by Jags
tattie scone confused ???, bloody foreign food
anyone for deep fried black pudding in batter with brown sauce n pepper biggrin

OI!
I am TRYING to get her trained. mad - and you are NOT helping!
'Allow me' is not on the acceptable phrases list. Please stick to one of the following:
Jags - HEEL
Jags - SIT
Jags - LIE DOWN
Jags - ROLL OVER
Jags - LICK
Jags - SPREAD
Jags - ENJOY
Currently working on
Jags - COME
lhk
Kat
Now where's that totally true story of a day at the Office again? Just so others can see how compliant and obedient I am when you have your trousers down round your ankles!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, yes, here it is:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-231.html
:cheers: :cheers: :rose: Thank you Jags! Now where is that happy, shiny thread?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Hi Helen,
if you think you can manage to put up with us for the evening, we would like to be on your list wink lol lol
Quote by KitKat
tattie scone confused ???, bloody foreign food
anyone for deep fried black pudding in batter with brown sauce n pepper biggrin

OI!
I am TRYING to get her trained. mad - and you are NOT helping!
'Allow me' is not on the acceptable phrases list. Please stick to one of the following:
Jags - HEEL
Jags - SIT
Jags - LIE DOWN
Jags - ROLL OVER
Jags - LICK
Jags - SPREAD
Jags - ENJOY
Currently working on
Jags - COME
lhk
Kat
*Kit peers round the door*
rolleyes Kat sweetie, I notice you didn't have the nerve to try.......
Jags - BEG :twisted:
*Kit spies Dino and the Karaoke machine and exits quickly, thinking to herself that Dino is one very clever boy (if there really is such a thing?), he has found the perfect way to keep all the beer and battered black pudding to himself*
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rotflmao
And one day Miss Cutie, you might just get it right wink
More smackbottom please :twisted: :twisted:
Bugga
Only if you promise you have washed first :twisted: :twisted: lol lol
and Bell - keep the avatar babes :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
Don't mind did you say?????? rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes lol lol lol

here's a tiny tip, bell.
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wink flipa flipa flipa smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom I just love quoting dammie :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bell412
Good job that the unburnt bits were unscathed :moon:
Bell :twisted:

Now in Mrs Fc's words - I imagine that is rather kissable wink
Quote by bell412
Pinching white bits?
Don't mind as long as the rest of me is smothered with after sun and you don't scratch. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Don't mind did you say?????? rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes lol lol lol
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Can I pinch it ??? Gently of course!!
Ummm, that would be the white bits lol lol lol
Quote by KitKat
:shock: You mean all those Malibu bottles by the back door are yours Kit? :shock:
lhk

and where does stella go when you are finished with her :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
Hi KitKat,
I get 5-6 weeks not sure exatcly yet biggrin I hope to do a lot of partying!
:shock: Bloody hell! you are hard done by. I'd put in a complaint if I were you!
How are you expected to spend your Sudent loan on lager and crisps in just 6 weeks? dunno
lhk
Kat
you forgot 'Tequila and diet coke' rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Hello Polly!
Welcome and who else do you chase??
ps - got the kettle on yet? redface Sorry redface redface redface
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Kilts :giggle:

Yumm, Kilts work for me, black leather kilts in particular :twisted:
Oh and stockings - on males
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Friday - work :cry:
Sat - Visit to Sappho and Will and lots of cuddles (some to include the decadence twins)
on our way to sunny Wales lol lol
Sun - Wales
Mon - Wales
and so on for a whole week - God I hope the sun stays sunny in Wales next week wink
*Message to Kat - I am NOT climbing any mountains this time rolleyes *
Clare - I wish you a very happy birthday,
I just hope it has been at least as nice as my day has finished up (though not finished yet :twisted: )
Here's to many more happy days
passionkiss
Good to see you listen wink
Good luck with the stall and let me know if you need any help with 'painting and making'
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See you soon :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Although I specifically did not ask for pics but a 'description' - rotflmao rotflmao smackbottom smackbottom
That trunk is worth a bid or two - OK or 3 or 4 wink