Kit notices that there is a freshly laundered wenching outfit on the back of the GFZ door and decides that Dino has rasped his last and is forever doomed to wench in theGFZ
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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK
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Quote by westerross
Hey w00dy :welcome: settle in and enjoy. A lot of questions there mate. Fancy speaking to someone who can answer them all for you? If so, go to the 'Sticky' (permanent) thread at the top of the first page of the Cafe and put in an application.
Bog off Tune, I nearly had Woody hanging on my every word
Quote by tallnhairy
By now he should be a mix between a plucked chicken, sheared lamb and skinned rabbit :mrgreen:
I'm loving this :giggle: anyone voluneering anymore torture for the poor Ice man?
Please!
:evil2:
Oh, you people think you're so scarey don't you? You think I'm really intimidated don't you? You think I'm gonna run and hide don't you? Well I got news for you. I'm.... errrrr.... I'm.....
You can hide behind me Ice
Oooh, you want to be 'Tall n NOThairy' ?????? :twisted: :twisted: Kaz - another victim here. Can I have the left side this time
Quote by Ice Pie
Oh dear, what a shame; It appears I have overlooked a prior engagement. No, honestly. Really. Errrrrrr.
You're not falling for it are you?
grabs Ice by the scruff of his neck and hauls him back in hereNow Ice - stay still whilst I do a quick recce of your hairyness to guage how much wax will be needed :twisted:
Ummm, you might need to bend over a bit too if we are going to go for a genuine Gerri look :shock:
Quote by Silk and Big G
LMAO... some people do get very rattled quite easily
my only response.... what do castigate and ingratiate mean?
CASTIGATE :- to tell someone off severely.
Inigratiate I leve to the original author.
Ill try and translate it to "teen"
Its like when ya dis yerself wiv someone , so as you really like big yerself up wiv em like. Innit
Wow,
Quote by Dino.
NOOOO PRISONERS! ! !
Oh there WILL be prisoners Dino, and LOTS of 'em, mark my words :twisted: :twisted:
MrsFC - I have to nip out and see a man about a certain body part piercing
can you hold these boys in place until I get back? Then we can have some real fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Won't be long
Its probably some poor sods body part youve hacked off thats getting pierced and will end up "pride of place" in your trophy cabinet no doubt OK, piercing done and he didn't scream too much
Now, I am ready - ummm Dino, I don't see many of your fellow warriors in here
Looks like you have been deserted Oh well, one tongue should keep me going till tomorrow :twisted: Quote by Dino.
NOOOO PRISONERS! ! !
Oh there WILL be prisoners Dino, and LOTS of 'em, mark my words :twisted: :twisted:
MrsFC - I have to nip out and see a man about a certain body part piercing
can you hold these boys in place until I get back? Then we can have some real fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Won't be long
You are an angel MrsFC 
Now girls - huddle up and listen carefully, for I will say this only once.........................
If you see a rasping tongue, don't ask questions - just hit it hard :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Alex - the Bubbly is reserved for the Victory toast, but you can have a small one to be going on with Jump in babes - plenty of room in here
Now girls - huddle up and listen carefully, for I will say this only once.........................
If you see a rasping tongue, don't ask questions - just hit it hard :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Alex - the Bubbly is reserved for the Victory toast, but you can have a small one to be going on with
Jump in babes - plenty of room in here Well, that wasn't me - I wasn't even here last week (or was I )
Kit places a small filigree silver cage on the mantel piece and hangs a freshly laundered wenches outfit (short size) on the back of the GFZ door.
Now MrsFC, did you get some Champagne with that wine? I have a feeling that we girls will be having a huge celebration before the weekend is done - gather round in the Hot tub, Sarah, Calista, HRed and of course the lovely Jags and I will explain all
)Kit places a small filigree silver cage on the mantel piece and hangs a freshly laundered wenches outfit (short size) on the back of the GFZ door.
Now MrsFC, did you get some Champagne with that wine? I have a feeling that we girls will be having a huge celebration before the weekend is done - gather round in the Hot tub, Sarah, Calista, HRed and of course the lovely Jags and I will explain all
