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4 Jul 2005

Does it really matter just how many posts people have made on the forums??????
For the life of me I just cannot understand the reason why peo ple post -' ***********so many posts for me', and then others go on to congratulate them!!!!!!
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Am I missing something fundamental here?
Is the number of posts linked to something more worthwhile?
Is the number of posts a person has made a measure of some sort?
Does any one really care how often another person has posted?
Having said that - I can understand those who make a 'milestone' post and use it to 'really' say something, but those who just say - yippee, xxxxx number of posts for me dunno

dunno

banghead

Am I really alone in feeling this way? mad

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4 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
Nope, no way would I pay for sex. I would rather satisfy myself than pay for a second rate job (cos that is how I would view it).

aaaah, but would you pay for the toys to do it my sweet?
So it is either paying to have sex with someone else, or paying to have sex with yourself. wink

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Kat
Now, now Kat - what I meant was that if I had to pay I would see that as second rate and who mentioned any toys?????? confused

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4 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
Only when you are wenching sweetie
Come to think of it - a large baileys on ice would do me nicely now, so snap to it and then whisper all the weekends gossip in softly in my ear

Kit , how are you sweetie,missed you sad

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me wenching outfits been nicked by laird so ill have to serve in me boxers redface

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, anyway , lets get into the jacuzzi and i`ll give you all the gossip from the weekend wink

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Don't forget my Baileys on ice first :twisted: and well, if the Laird has the only Kilt around I think you should forgo the boxers and be a 'TrueScot' for Jacuzzi and whispering purposes wink

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Kit slips slowly into the warm relaxing embraces of the Jacuzzi - ohhhhhhhhhhhh, bliss.
Now Dildo, what was it you needed to share? :twisted:

4 Jul 2005

Quote by wideload
On the Rocks for me please

excuse me, was that an offer? confused

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4 Jul 2005

Only when you are wenching sweetie wink

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Come to think of it - a large baileys on ice would do me nicely now, so snap to it and then whisper all the weekends gossip in softly in my ear wink

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4 Jul 2005

Nope, no way would I pay for sex. I would rather satisfy myself than pay for a second rate job (cos that is how I would view it).

4 Jul 2005

Hee, hee, Kit sneaks in whilst Kat is reading confused

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Wow, Kilts and cupboards and sooooooo many wenches :twisted:
Hmmmmmmmmm, not nearly as good as my weekend. drinkies

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:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: hump

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Kit slips out quietly feeling very :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: before the key turns in the lock until next weekend:

1 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Morning vix........hair of the dog....yuk ....fancy a huge mug of coffee?
Or we could get blue4fantasy to serve up a continental brekkie with the pinny on of course :rascal: :rascal:

Morning Girls, good to see you in here wink

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Kat will be otherwise occupied this weekend and I have managed to get him to unwittingly provide you with a new wench for the weekend :twisted: so have fun and MrsFC - don't forget that wenches should always wear stockings with their pinnies when they are serving rolleyes

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Health & Safety and all that wink

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*Kit skips out half wishing that she could stay and watch the fun*

30 Jun 2005

Whooooooooo, what a great idea John wink

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Well, I know I am good at being bad, but can I be bad at being good? :twisted:
I think my halo slipped a while ago rolleyes

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but I'm sure I could be nice to someone in need. So put me down as an 'up for anyone' angel.
Hee, hee, this might be fun :twisted:

28 Jun 2005

Too late for that ES, so bend over now smackbottom

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and if you are making exceptions for Kitty - where the bloomin hell are mine :kick: :kick: :kick:

28 Jun 2005

I'll have you know that I am a most useful and proficient map reader ES , I have successfully navigated Kat out of and through all types of terrain, without even so much as a raised voice from eother of us evil

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and for once - I am sure that Kat will agree with my every word wink

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Women's Map reading skills has nothing to do with left and right sides of the brain, but I do believe it is somewhat reflective of men's aptitude towards housework :twisted: :twisted: (eat your words ES lol

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27 Jun 2005

:happy: :happy: :happy: Found him!
Wow Jags - what did you do to ???:undecided: :sleeping: :sleeping:

27 Jun 2005

When my kids sit exams I always try to think of a positive reinforcer for them to do well,
so aRse, 100% gets you a trip to *********** but then, I never fail to show my support if they don't quite achieve their best, so Bows if you need cheering up take a ride to *********** :twisted:
I just know you will do sooooooooooooo well passionkiss

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27 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
I'm back!
I've no idea where Kate is though. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm sure he'll turn up. :

Well, he's not here, so I guess you better look in all your little dark corners and don't forget to look under the bed too :twisted:
And pleeeeeeeeeese check that the black rope is where it should be :shock:
Hugs to Jags for giving me a 'peaceful' night wink

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26 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
As newbies you might find this helpful:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html

umm Sarah Pies too I think lol

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26 Jun 2005

Do I dare say 'Hello' to the newbies confused

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Yep, I do

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Hi you's two, good to see you having fun for a change :twisted:
Hugs and snogs

26 Jun 2005

Nothing adult about this place Tony :twisted:
Sounds like you will squeeze in just perfectly wink

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Welcome

26 Jun 2005

Quote by westerross
Just call out when youve finished and i`ll start on the massage

Oh please no, no shouting :shock:
Dino - you can quietly massage my temples for me, but leave the bucks fizz and brekkie for now. I'll have them later when I feel more human.
I'll come and worship yer temples if you like!! smile

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(very quietly)
hee hee Tune, you can worship my temples and anywhere else you like on one condition - you make a LOT of noise whilst you are worshipping :twisted:
Kit
xxxx
feeling much better and in need of some entertainment :rascal:
Now, where is me bucks fizz and brekkie confused

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26 Jun 2005

Quote by Kit
..... i'm in the hayloft........ lol

With who : : : may I ask
Me and 'Temptation' of course Fred wink

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Ohhhhh, so many things tempt me, just off to make a list lol

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Ok - list made:
Being bad :rascal: :rascal: lol

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26 Jun 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
Luv ya really

I know

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26 Jun 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
Quite alot of response, yeah hun your a woman. Suprised you aint been overwhelmed yet by a hoard of pms gaggin for it. Yep women are on short supply here, but every girl up on here are well worth the fuss of the other likes. Mature? Yeah you obviously havnt sat down in a room with me yet :haha: Obviously ive got to improve on the ad, hasnt tempted you into dropping me a line :cry: :cry:

Did you sort your typo? That might be why :rascal: :rascal:
and 'Welcome' BGirl wink

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26 Jun 2005

Quote by welshman1974
Anyway, I'm 30 and yes, a single male butI'm lovely honest!

Hello and welcome,
I'm sure you are lovely wink

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why the 'but'? Does it negate everything before it?? confused

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26 Jun 2005

It's not the hot weather GT, it's the cold showers that work for me :shock:
Oooooh, goosebumps :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

26 Jun 2005

Quote by westerross
TnH - fantastic idea and I think all the contributors are brilliant.

so let's see yours then TE :twisted:

26 Jun 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
..... i'm in the hayloft........ lol

With who : : : may I ask
Me and 'Temptation' of course Fred wink

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Ohhhhh, so many things tempt me, just off to make a list lol

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26 Jun 2005

Quote by onlyme1981
Do you find that your tastes have broadened over time?
Yes
Do you participate in activities now that you wouldn't have before?
Oh yes, still got lots more to try though :twisted:
Do you go with the same type of people looks wise or do you look for something different? I guess I am generally attracted to a certain type initially, but as I said earlier, my tastes have broadened over time

26 Jun 2005

Quote by Dino.
Just call out when youve finished and i`ll start on the massage

Oh please no, no shouting :shock:
Dino - you can quietly massage my temples for me, but leave the bucks fizz and brekkie for now. I'll have them later when I feel more human.

26 Jun 2005

Kit tip toes in, scurries quickly past Dino and the breakfast cooking smells, slips into the warm waters of the jacuzzi and and whispers.........
any body got any paracetamol? My head hurts.
I think it was a good BBQ Calista - can't remember much redface

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Dino, nice to see you are behaving yourself today - be a love and bring me some iced water and paracetamol and I will let you off your duties early today wink

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24 Jun 2005

Quote by Dino.
Wait just a darn minute, who said anything about a "last rasp", that was round one , today round two begins . Sure you can take it Kit? :P :and the wenching outfit stays right where it is , that is untill you give in and have to wear it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Today????? You have 35 minutes to complete round two :twisted: and I'm still waiting rolleyes

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Note from Kat - Fixed it darling any other jobs for me?

24 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Glass of white here for you MrsFC, now TnH - what did you say you were doing with your hoses?
Kit notices that there is a freshly laundered wenching outfit on the back of the GFZ door and decides that Dino has rasped his last and is forever doomed to wench in theGFZ

wishes his hose was big enough to hang out a window sad

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TnH - so size does matter confused

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