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26 Apr 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Errrr Kat - is Kit back yet??? :uhoh: When are you gonna tell her what you've done? Like you can hide
You're in big trub :smug:

Hee Hee! Yes I'm back Missy and Kat got a bigger suprise than he bargained for lol

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Not only does he have to pander to my every whim for donning the green coat again, but he also now has to do something that I know he reeeeeeeelly doesn't want to lol

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he has been so smug about not doing it for far too long, so tonight I called his bluff cool

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Big hugs and snogs to all the Mods - Thank you, Thank you, Thank you :twisted:

Kit skips off happily wondering what else she can add to her 20 page, double sided 'Kat's To Do for Kit' list

23 Apr 2005

It does seem a bit anachronistic at first glance - but there is method behind it.
Most of the locations listed in the 'bumf' of the site are pretty much general knowledge, and freely available on a large number of sites on the Internet. It is unlikely that removing them would have any impact at all on umm, 'visitation demographics'
The key thing is to keep currently active sites out of the public eye - hence the ban on exact locations on the fora, which is very much 'up to the minute' information.
lhk
Kat

22 Apr 2005

Quote by MrFC
No not laid yet (

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Bastard!!!!!!

22 Apr 2005

Quote by MrFC
Shall we have a scrum :twisted:

Will that help to sanitise the jacuzzi :wary: ?????
Just tell me how it works and I will be right with you wink

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ummm, but can I just get a quick dip in with Jags,Sarah and MrsFC :twisted: and a small white wine wouldn't go amiss either MrFC wink

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Got your Marigolds on yet Laid? :twisted:

22 Apr 2005

Quote by the_Laird
The Jacuzzi is in need of a full service Laird if you are offering

That, my dear Kit, all depends on whose currently in it wink

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Keep your eyes on the ball man!!! lol

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22 Apr 2005

Typical bloke never there when you need them rolleyes

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The Jacuzzi is in need of a full service Laird if you are offering wink

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Note to self - * talk to Mark about general upkeep of the site*
umm, just a quickie to go please redface

redface

22 Apr 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Lovely avatar Kit.

More this week than last week????
Jags, squish up here and let me whisper in your ear about our grumpy Kate .............
Now where the bloomin hell are all the serving wenches tonight dunno

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Ohhhhh, and just where is that Debbiewebs - you are in as much trouble as Jags' sweetie evil

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Serene mode on: any one for more Chardonnay? :angel: :twisted:

22 Apr 2005

What she said rotflmao

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22 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
Ok Kit and Jags leave some room for a shy girl now. You two will make me blush.
Now where is the Laird for a top up? Do you fancy some more Jags ?.............Kit ?............. :grin:

Some more Laird??? :shock: :shock: Yes please! Or more Kit??? Yes please??
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Hmmmmmmm, I spy no shy girls here confused

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Were you offering a top up MrsFC? wink

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Jags, I am so cross with you mad

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I told you to be gentle rolleyes

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Black rope goes into isolation rolleyes

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22 Apr 2005

Cold hands, and cold wine suits me better, not to mention an avatar with a face like an arse lol

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Oh and tongues of course :twisted:
Now, whilst I am working on my avatar - 'what the bloomin hell have I got to do to get a drink around here????' rolleyes

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Nope, on second thoughts - don't answer that :shock:

22 Apr 2005

Oh OK, if you must rolleyes

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I won't tell him you have changed yours wink

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snogs to you too you bad woman wink

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22 Apr 2005

I'm with you Sarah wink

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jeez I really need to change my avatar rolleyes

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it is sooooooo last week lol

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Do you think we need a bigger jacuzzi in here? It does seem very popular, perhaps we could loose the widescreen and beer fridge to make room for a 'super size seven plus' jacuzzi????????
Any thoughts cool

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22 Apr 2005

Hiya girlies, knew I would find you all in here wink

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Sarah, MrsFC kiss

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Front row seat Laird? I think not rolleyes

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Back row for you :twisted:
Alleyson - MrFC is usually on massage duties, but he seems to have sloped off somewhere wink

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Although I hear a certain MissBows gives quite a good one too :twisted:
Kit slips off work clothes and Slips into Jacuzzi next to Sarah
Now, where is that Debbiewebs???? I seem to recall a certain pic in here last weekend that begs some urgent 'discussion' :twisted: lol

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Where the bloomin hell are all the serving wenches tonight???
Laird - outta the back row and take up serving duties man - just a small white wine for me please :angel:

15 Apr 2005

Venus,
It is my experience that people who suffer from Schizophrenia ARE more likely to harm others before themselves.
I would rather go with kat's topic for the forum.

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I'm going down the bloody pub. :twisted:

Oh I just love a man who does what he's told lol

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15 Apr 2005

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I think Jags is back :twisted:
Kat has been severely disabled rotflmao

rotflmao

15 Apr 2005

:shock: :shock:
Does this mean that Kat could be labelled 'socially gay schizophrenic'????
Sigh - and I thought I finally had him figured - thanks a bunch Venus rolleyes

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15 Apr 2005

Quote by MrFC
You :shock: wou :shock: ldn't like it in the GFZ, full of women and endless supplies of booze :shock:

Yeah, but the service is abysmal in there, if you are picky about quality - go down the pub :twisted:
MrFC - get a bloomin move on with the wine

15 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/18337994214260116a00f69.jpg

OMG Kat :eeek: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You are in sooooooo much trouble

Disclaimer - It wasn't me lol

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(TM Dawn-Mids)
I didn't press any buttons or nuffink like that Jags sweetie, honest :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Bloomin hell - laughing so much I forgot to log him out before I posted redface

redface

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Oi Kit you are getting Little old debs confused here. .are you Missy in disguise

Sorry Debs sweetie redface

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plain old Kit here rolleyes

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Kate is away preparing a special suprise for Jags, but don't tell any one cos it is a secret wink

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Now where is the wine and soothing?????

15 Apr 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Kit.............. soothing you say...... :twisted: another glass of wine first.

OK, another glass of wine just for you wink

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and then the soothing starts :twisted:

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Rainbow go write your report and come back later, we will keep a glass for you

Don't you dare :shock: get your aRSex back in here now, I said I need soothing and I hear tell that you have magic hands :twisted:
Reports are for Mondays rolleyes

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15 Apr 2005

Bloomin hell you lot rolleyes

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mulled wine on a stick,strawberries and ice cream, chicken legs and a face like an arse :shock:
Budge up in the jacuzzi, I need soothing and pampering.
Who is wenching tonight???

11 Apr 2005

Ahem!
see below lol

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7 Apr 2005

:shock: I just got dragged from my Stella in front of the TV for this! rolleyes

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Kit and I just did it we both got very different answers, and we both felt that broadly speaking the answers fitted each of us as individuals.

Quote by McCloggie
Sorry but tI feel hat is a load of sh1t!!!

That's what they said about the world being round, theory of evolution, and the utterly absurd concept of people having computers in their homes.
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Kat

28 Mar 2005

Oooooops!
Wow, what a night - thanks every one for one of the wettest, side splitting nights I've had for ages wink

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Kristof - Tatt is fine babes, I think the ice sorted it :twisted:
Kat - what the bloomin hell are you talking about - that's not my arse!
ummmm, any one know anything about warming KY Jelly confused

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big hugs to roger and Helen for organising and for the lift

28 Mar 2005

Nope, no hugs from me for you :twisted:
Greedy bloomin mare rolleyes

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OK, perhaps a little one for now wink

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20 Mar 2005

Sunshine and a certain someones smile, can always be relied on to warm the cockles of my heart and make me happy :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

20 Mar 2005

Quote by seagull69
Does that make me a traitor

Yep, sure does
Bloomin Turncoat mad

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12 Mar 2005

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Good call guys wink

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for you both passionkiss

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