would love to join you all, but am 'occupied' all that week :cry: :cry:
Kat will be there though :shock:
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for Helen and for Rogera very sad Kit :cry:
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
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Quote by edinbughchrisWell said young man
I'd say keep it. It's obviously tongue in cheek and as original as any.
OK, I admit to making this suggestion many moons ago. At the time it felt kinda right and it still does now
IMHO it fits you both perfectly :twisted:
On the other hand however, if you don't feel comfy with it - change it
Just don't ask me for any more bloomin suggestions
Still waiting for my 'prize'
Quote by rogerthedragon
: So we bought a video camera and now we made our own! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
O tell me whats it called :bounce: :bounce: Pussy .....or Get ya Kit off!... :P
And can i have a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sorry Debs, you are just too young, innocent, fragile, delicate, pure and chaste. I wouldn't want to corrupt you
Besides, the post should really have all been in the past tense, since the video camera came to a sticky end in a Cornish seaside pool. I was leaning over the large dark opening trying to video into the deepest depths whilst trying to avoid reflection from the salty fluid filling it, when I dropped it in.
I had to go in up to my chest to get it back again, and it never recovered from the trauma.
Mind you, same thing happened with Kit once. I had to tie a safety rope to the bedstead to recover it that time! :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat
OH MY GOD!!!!!
You are going to be in so much trouble when she reads that!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Roger the Dragon
Oooooooh Roger! how did you ever guess????Breakfast served to me in bed for the next two years (that's tea and toast Kat!!!!)
Don't worry Kit, I'll come and serve you breakfast in bed if Kat won't!
Roger the Dragon
(Did I say that out load? :shock: )
Yes you did
and as Kat is never awake to serve me breakfast, I take you up on that offer starting tomorrow at precisely Wear your stockings babes :twisted:
Quote by rogerthedragon
: So we bought a video camera and now we made our own! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
O tell me whats it called :bounce: :bounce: Pussy .....or Get ya Kit off!... :P
And can i have a look :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sorry Debs, you are just too young, innocent, fragile, delicate, pure and chaste. I wouldn't want to corrupt you
Besides, the post should really have all been in the past tense, since the video camera came to a sticky end in a Cornish seaside pool. I was leaning over the large dark opening trying to video into the deepest depths whilst trying to avoid reflection from the salty fluid filling it, when I dropped it in.
I had to go in up to my chest to get it back again, and it never recovered from the trauma.
Mind you, same thing happened with Kit once. I had to tie a safety rope to the bedstead to recover it that time! :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat
OH MY GOD!!!!!
You are going to be in so much trouble when she reads that!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Roger the Dragon
Oooooooh Roger! how did you ever guess????Breakfast served to me in bed for the next two years (that's tea and toast Kat!!!!)
Where on earth did the superstition originate from that says - 'if you mistakenly put an item of clothing on back to front, it is bad luck to take it off and put it back on the right way'??? 
I have spent the entire day in extreme discomfort, due to the stupid, vindictive person who 'invented' this superstition, and the fact that Kat's sleep patterns force me to get dressed in murky darkness every morning for fear of waking him from his slumbers
Somehow, in the murky twilight of the bedroom I managed to put my knickers on back to front this morning
No problems, if said knickers were my 'comfy Bridget Jones' ones, but no; today I chose my bestest white lacey thong as I wanted to boost my self confidence and feel good cos I was giving a 45 minute presentation to a 50 strong conference :shock:
Jumped in the car, arrived with a few minutes to spare, nipped to the loo first and that was when I noticed :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now if any one has ever worn a thong back to front I am sure that they can appreciate my extreme discomfort being on stage for 45 minutes with 50 people focussing directly on me, trying to be sooooooo professional and calm whilst all I can think about is the bloomin thong splitting me bloomin difference
I held tight onto my marker pen, I swapped it from hand to hand, I gesticulated and indicated profusely at various points during the presentation, willing my hands to resist making the necessary crucial adjustments needed.
I walked up and down and wiggled a bit, wriggled and tried shifting my weight from one foot to the other, I clenched and unclenched, but the bloomin lacey stuff would not budge, it just got tighter and tighter around me bits :shock: I looked for a chair, I could feel beads of perspiration beginning to break out on my temples, no chair - panic!
I now confess, that in sheer desperation, I purposely dropped my marker pen and ever so slooooooowly bent down to retrieve it, allowing the necessary adjustments to take place naturally :twisted:
I finished the presentation and made to head for the loo when some smartarse decided to ask a question :doh: Needless to say I passed the lovely, lovely person's question to my colleague to answer and
to the loo to make the crucial adjustments to get me through the remainder of the day
Relaying this tale to Kat made me wonder just how many others are a slave to stupid, stupid superstitions?
Kit, hoping she is not alone and who is now going commando when presenting at conferences
I have spent the entire day in extreme discomfort, due to the stupid, vindictive person who 'invented' this superstition, and the fact that Kat's sleep patterns force me to get dressed in murky darkness every morning for fear of waking him from his slumbers
Somehow, in the murky twilight of the bedroom I managed to put my knickers on back to front this morning
No problems, if said knickers were my 'comfy Bridget Jones' ones, but no; today I chose my bestest white lacey thong as I wanted to boost my self confidence and feel good cos I was giving a 45 minute presentation to a 50 strong conference :shock:
Jumped in the car, arrived with a few minutes to spare, nipped to the loo first and that was when I noticed :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now if any one has ever worn a thong back to front I am sure that they can appreciate my extreme discomfort being on stage for 45 minutes with 50 people focussing directly on me, trying to be sooooooo professional and calm whilst all I can think about is the bloomin thong splitting me bloomin difference
I held tight onto my marker pen, I swapped it from hand to hand, I gesticulated and indicated profusely at various points during the presentation, willing my hands to resist making the necessary crucial adjustments needed.
I walked up and down and wiggled a bit, wriggled and tried shifting my weight from one foot to the other, I clenched and unclenched, but the bloomin lacey stuff would not budge, it just got tighter and tighter around me bits :shock: I looked for a chair, I could feel beads of perspiration beginning to break out on my temples, no chair - panic!
I now confess, that in sheer desperation, I purposely dropped my marker pen and ever so slooooooowly bent down to retrieve it, allowing the necessary adjustments to take place naturally :twisted:
I finished the presentation and made to head for the loo when some smartarse decided to ask a question :doh: Needless to say I passed the lovely, lovely person's question to my colleague to answer and
to the loo to make the crucial adjustments to get me through the remainder of the day Relaying this tale to Kat made me wonder just how many others are a slave to stupid, stupid superstitions?
Kit, hoping she is not alone and who is now going commando when presenting at conferences
If you have loads of info on 'unsuccessful' partnership working, why not turn that knowledge around and use it as a basis for 'successful' partnership working?? - Barriers to successful partnership working?
Handouts at the end always, and if there are only three, remember to make eye contact with each of them individually at least a third of the time of the presentation
Best of luck babes
xxx
Handouts at the end always, and if there are only three, remember to make eye contact with each of them individually at least a third of the time of the presentation
Best of luck babes
xxx
Quote by awol
This is interesting and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.
Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down...
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree
looks like we are all duplicated :shock:
.................................................. ....
HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding,
very understanding, knows how to make an impression,
active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and
capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner,
precise sense of judgment.
.................................................. .....
ummm, some right, some not - guess my duplicate has my 'not right' qualities
Thank you Libra for lining these soooooo squeezable thighs all up
WOW - what a collection
hwoar:
:notes: :notes: :notes: :twisted:
Incidentally, there seem to be a few missing not mentioning any names Will, Sappho, Bloke, Kat :twisted: but a promise is a promise
Soooooo enjoyed watching the Rugby today
WOW - what a collection
hwoar: :notes: :notes: :notes: :twisted:
Incidentally, there seem to be a few missing
not mentioning any names Will, Sappho, Bloke, Kat :twisted: but a promise is a promise Soooooo enjoyed watching the Rugby today
Way, way back, Jas and Timmy offered to adopt Kitkat.
Nice one Guys :thumbup: But you forgot to bloomin well collect him
So, once I have stuck the last bit of brown parcel tape in place nice and tightly, I am posting him off to you via next day delivery and no return address :twisted:
(Um, you're not away on hols are you? Nah, he won't mind waiting a week or so )
So, as of this evening it looks like I will be down South here all on my own :violin:
Note to Jas and Tim - any very kind offers to adopt me as well will be politely declined, you will already have adopted Kat and I really would not want to seem like I was taking advantage of your most generous natures
Nice one Guys :thumbup: But you forgot to bloomin well collect him
So, once I have stuck the last bit of brown parcel tape in place nice and tightly, I am posting him off to you via next day delivery and no return address :twisted:
(Um, you're not away on hols are you? Nah, he won't mind waiting a week or so
)So, as of this evening it looks like I will be down South here all on my own :violin:
Note to Jas and Tim - any very kind offers to adopt me as well will be politely declined, you will already have adopted Kat and I really would not want to seem like I was taking advantage of your most generous natures
