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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK

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ooooh, Rainbows has a team :twisted:
Well I for one don't want to be on the team - I want to be on the other side wink
That means I get to tackle Rainbows, Missy, foxy, libra and Welsh minx :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Mark!..........please tell me you dont worship not in company at least! :shock: :shock:

Debs,
I assure you he does lol
GREAT BIG RIP ROARING ONES lol lol lol
Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs ...........
A bloomin speech :shock: rolleyes
Thought you said this was gonna be a quickie confused confused lol
Oh and Welcome aboard lol
Quote by Rainbows
well im a star trek fan too so u can beem mr up any time

Aah - but lets get specific here. Is that:-
Star Trek (original - and therefore the best)
Star Trek - TNG
Deep Space Nine
OR
Voyager (introducing 7 of 9 and therefore just plain :twisted: )
Come on then trekkie - announce your alliegience!
Yep, need you to state your case before I make a decision as to whether Kat is allowed to beam you up wink
Right answer - beam him up NOW pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! lol lol lol
Quote by westerross
Doesn't everyone? rolleyes

Nope.

Do too!! There's not a hair on those toes!! :!: :!:
cool cool cool Ummm, those would be mine then wink
Quote by sexyjess23
no babes its a completely natural occurance and not remotely related to hobbit-tism or anything else supernatural ! :shock:
if u have come across partners with hairless toes they are shaving them! wink as with other intimate areas!

I don't shave my toes, simply cos they don't have any hair on them to shave!
OMG - I remember the beta room :shock:
All black and scary and quiet and slow and ummm pretty boring really lol
Shame it has sort of slipped away and no body noticed till now :cry:
Hiya Daz and welcome,
If you get on so well with your ex, why is she your ex? confused confused confused
I love half term lol
Same as Shloppy - I can get to work in half the usual time which gives me more time for my beauty sleep lol
Most of my colleagues take half term off so it is nice and quiet, also because Kat has to stay at home and cook my dinner for me every evening lol lol
Roll on the summer holidays lol
TE wonders if he will need the nailbrush to get this gold paint off.
What do I class as W/E
Anything which makes me go:
OH MY F******G GOD THAT IS WELL ENDOWED :shock:
kit
xxxx
P.S. That would not be Kat sad
lol
he doesn't really even need to get out of the car Helen - Kids are old enough to unpack themselves wink
Want to 'work' on him for me????????
xxxx
Hi Denise,
Kat and I would love to be there - we had a great time at the last one
Thanks
xxx
Warm welcome hugs to you cumkitty from me
Kit
xxx
Who is nothing to do with the arse licking KitKat at all rolleyes
Quote by HungryP
rolleyes You may be right:
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AHEM! rolleyes
What's the problem? Kit could mean TOOL Kit .... sports Kit, puncture repair Kit... etc lol wink
or even - First Aid Kit lol
Which is what Kat is going to need when I catch up with him evil :kick:
Quote by KitKat
rolleyes You may be right:
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AHEM! rolleyes
Make mine a large one MrFC wink
and then I'm away to dream dreams of Dorothy wink
lol lol lol
Quote by corriefem
Wow it wasnt a dream then ........................................... I just got confused when Kat had a sex change to Kit

You got confused Corrie confused: confused:
I somehow managed to have a sex change without even noticing :shock:
By the time I realised what I had missed, I was on the floor and back to meself again :shock: confused confused
Tune - got any more dreams :twisted: :twisted: Come and slip into this here hot tub with the girlies and tell us all about them :twisted:
Mind the plug hole though or Kat and Sarge will get jealous rolleyes
Hey Corrie,
get your lovely butt in here and tell us all about this 'table' thing :twisted: MrFC is serving - tell him what you want wink
Kit peeps round the door, surveys the scene, spies MrFC soaking wet and Rainbows simmering in the hot tub, smiles a big smile and..........
strides in stripping off as she goes, flings her clothes over MrFC and slides into the hot tub next to Rainbows
kiss
MrFC - fold those up for me please and don't get them wet wink Two large glasses of red if you please sweetie.
Kit thinks for a nanosecond and then stands up and peers over the edge of the hot tub -
Just checking that Roger really did bolt it down this time rolleyes don't fancy spilling my wine tonight redface lol lol
Wow MrFC, have you ever entered a wet T shirt competition :eeek: :twisted:
Just to add my thoughts to this very interesting thread -
numerous different views and perspectives have been aired and many questions asked.
As I see things, swinging requires more than two people, gender and marital status are irrelevant.
What defines 'swinging' for me is the realationship between at least two of the people in the equasion.
For example - Kat and I are a couple, we have a realationship that is more than a shagging relationship lol
We began swinging with single guys, at this stage the physical presence of 3 people was required - Kat, Kit and guy all in the same room.
However, add another dimension - ie Kit is away from home and shags a stranger she has met. Kat does not know about this at the time but on her return home Kit tells Kat all about it rolleyes
In my view Kit is swinging when she does this.
My rationale is that she shags the stranger cos she wants to and because she knows she will share this shag with Kat on her return home and they will both get to enjoy the shag wink
Still with me confused:
My point is that in order to swing only the physical presence of two people is required although the involvement of at least one emotional relatiionship between the 3 is necessary for it to be a swinging experience. Anything without at least one emotional relationship is casual sex.
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Quote by Calista
Would love to help, but the old manual handling regs stipulate no lifting policy...
rotflmao :twisted:

Hmm is that MrsTNH regs or the official Manual Handing regs????

Official Manual Handling regs do indeed stipulate 'no lifting' they do however, highly recommend the use of a 'slide and glide sheet' :twisted: :twisted: :eeek:
Of course, one needs to be trained in the use of this versatile piece of equipment to achieve maximum movement with minimum effort cool cool lol lol
I read the book many moons ago redface
In my experience books are always so much better than films, so no way am I watching the film lol
Quote by MrFC
hahahahahahahh NO thats KIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kits had a sex change :shock: :shock: :shock:

Bugga - I missed it :shock:
Not sure 'normal' is an accurate description Rainbows, but hey ho lol :twisted:
Quote by corriefem
Wooohoooo Rainbows you sexy woman - I need help!!!!!!!!!!!! So far I think its me you, Mrs FC, MissChief hopefully Kit all being watched by Tunes Essence on a small table cool :twisted: :twisted: lol lol lol

What do you mean 'hopefully'?????
Corrie - I aml there :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
Oh and one for Kit too please! But can i give it to her ......please wink

Was that the Stella or the Back you wanted to give me :shock: confused lol lol
MrFC that pinny is far too large and frumpy rolleyes I couldn't possibly concentrate on my pizza seeing that out of the corner of my eye :shock:
Any one got any scissors :evil2:
Quote by MrFC
Ahhh low lights, soft music, chilled wine bliss lol lol lol
Relaxation at last.....chill cool

OI MrFC
who said you could relax??? Put your pinny on boyo and serve the Pizza
Tune, share that Stella sweetie? wink Some things are too good to keep to yourself :twisted:
Wow, where did that hole in the wall come from?????