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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK

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Hiya every one
why all the glum faces confused cool
MrFC - I believe you have an IOU of mine wink
Have you any Stella left Rainbows? I lost mine on the way in here lol
Sorry about my quick exit last night MrsFC - I was under orders :twisted:
Now then, any one got any Pizza? I am ravenous!
Quote by rogerthedragon
Kit - I am an island of calm in storm tossed sea! I thought someone ought to make use of that steam room after everone worked so hard with the site renovations last spring. Talking of that why aren't you in the BFZ?
Roger.
P.S. I caught the Jacuzzi, I waxed the floor! Have you ever seen a tortoise try to walk on a waxed floor? lol

I am here in the GFZ purely to irritate Sarge and Kat :twisted:
Lavender and Ylang Ylang please MrFC
start on my lower back and work upwards lol
Roger darling - you seem stressed :shock: If I knew where the hot tub was I'd jump into it with you and relieve some tensions wink
Tried coaxing it with some lettuce????? confused
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Here - let me top you up there. Light?

Glad some body is paying attention in here - as it comes please Rainbows wink
MrFC - what the bloomin hell does vinegar do when mixed with chip fat :shock: :shock: :shock: I dread to think rolleyes
Wash your hands man and be generous with the lavender oil, I ache all over and need some TLC wink
any one know where the hot tub went? confused confused confused cool lol
Kit slinks into GFZ, kicks off her high heels and flops into the easy chair, legs akimbo
Right you bloomin lot, I have waited five bloomin hours for Kat to cook my tea mad any one know where he might have got to and why I have a trail of lettuce in my hallway rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
MrFC - glass of red and neck and back massage required urgently :twisted:
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lol lol lol lol Nope, But then I could always go as someone else!!! :twisted: :twisted:

In Triplicate? wink :twisted:
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Takes Missy out of the bathroom so she can start pleasing Jags and Kat.

Wooooohoooooo, now the thought of Missy pleasing Jags and Kat makes mevery, very happy and positively irridescent :twisted:
Kit trips out of Jags' happy, shiny thread singing - 'if you're happy and you know it.......'
Kit -
Ascendent in Scorpio
Descendent in Taurus
Moon in Libra
Mercury in Libra
Venus in Virgo
Mars in Libra
Jupiter in Scorpio
Saturn in Capricorn
Uranus in Leo
Neptune in Scorpio
Pluto in Virgo
Guess that makes me a Libran rolleyes cool
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Is it the wine that's playing tricks with my eye's :shock: :shock:

Nope, don't think so - it looks like all the rose coloured spectacles are off this evening lol lol lol
Shame on you dave - you know damn well you won't remember a thing wink
Hi seagull,
are you a relative of Jonathan Livingstone Seagull??? confused
Hope you have fun wink
My Granny always used to tell me that 'Variety is the spice of life'
Bit of both is me : :twisted:
Wise woman, my Granny :wink
I went to school with twins whose surname was 'Hole'
they were A. Hole and P. Hole rolleyes
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too right i'll have a knowing smile, and i will wear the pillow case, it will make me easily identifieable.
i'm looking forward to at last put faces to all those ass and breast avatars. biggrin :twisted:

rolleyes Not if you're wearing a pillow case over your head you won't wink
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under the chairs wearing hold ups..... confused

cool cool cool you forgot the 'knowing smile' under the pillow case wink lol lol lol
Seriously, smiling is good for nerves and shyness lol makes everyone want to find out what you've been up to :twisted:
Sits down next to Eager and puts arm round shoulder
D'you want to talk about it?
I won't say a word, I'll just listen - promise wink
I voted share it
you are obviously sharing the car, without which this windfall would not have arisen
Benefit goes to both wink
What a B*****D!
Angel, have aBIG WARM HUG from me :therethere:
He really didn't deserve you wink
Been in a sort of similar position myself, never trust a bloke rolleyes then..........
Kat wandered into my life and turned it all around. :shock:
You probably don't want to hear this right now but,
there are some good ones out there and I'm sure someone is looking for an angel like you right now.
:welcome: Hi Mike,
glad you decided to make yourself known wink
Hope you find your fun in here - either way lol
Just wanted to say -
" thanks Dave for giving me the green light to share this with every one "
some things are just too good to keep to yourself :twisted: lol lol lol
ps - anymore secrets you need to share, you know who to tell wink

Kit - can't keep a secret to save her life rolleyes
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Kit - WTF!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: Have I EVER mentioned Jonathan Meades (perhaps in a more drunken moment)? Or was that just a lucky guess? As it happens, he is indeed one of my heroes. The man's vocabulary is simply awesome. worship
You have never mentioned JM to me confused and I'll have you know I don't do 'lucky' guesses - they are 'educated' guesses lol
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Kit is absolutely right.

As always :twisted: lol
Good to see you back BTW kiss
Happy Birthday Polo, wishing youFun,FUN , FUN :rose:
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Too late snitch..........see above
rotflmao

Snitch he says :doh:
What on earth made you think that I would ever keep that a secret dunnorotflmao
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Oh im PMSL.............. theres always one thats too keen............. is davej staying there for the week or doing another round trip............. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
well IF he's reserving his parking space I reckon he's there for the week lol
Perhaps we need to draw up a tea and sarnie rota lol
Dambuster, are you passing again soon confused
to take a flask of coffee and some sandwiches to Davej urgently because.....................................
..................he's been sat in his car in the Essex munch car park since last Saturday after turning up a week early
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