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23 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
Ooohhh Kit is that all it takes???.... :twisted: :twisted:
Wonders what she should say to Will now
Shireen
xx

My advice is wear the stockings - and keep your mouth shut (have you ever seen Jonathan Meades???? :shock: )
Start with 'Master' and it might work - depends if Sappho has been talking to him today wink

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23 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
Don't be so rotten you lot.
As a follow on to ur first sexual encounter, can everyone tell us where they had their first group/swinging experience???

Maidstone, Kent.
lhk
Kat Ummm do I remember that confused

Ohhhh, yesssssss, birthday, magik philblue wink

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23 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
WILLIAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yellow card for you! - and I warn you, I have Sappho's permission to bend you naked over a rough splintery table and spank you soundly with a switch of willow if you continue to pander to girlie needs in the GFZ.
lhk
Kat

Promises, promises!! rolleyes

That sounds like a DARE William, does anyone else thing William is daring me? :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Oh Kat, I am positive that this William person is most definately daring you, with honours from the most daring of all daring schools lol

:twisted:

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23 Jan 2005

Cynical - if you have an itch, scratch it lol

Grandma Kit's advice wink

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23 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
Ooohhhh can we buy Will???.... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Â£25 well spent I say
Shireen
xxx

Shireen sweetie, no need to spend your well earned cash - just utter a few words in the guise of Jonathan Meades (in stockings) and Will will be begging you for more :twisted: lol

Sorry Will :twisted:

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23 Jan 2005

Your wish is my command - pour away young man, just make sure it is a double though wink

Good to see you too passionkiss

sigh - suddenly lost my appetite
Serve me in the Jacuzzi please Will :twisted:

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23 Jan 2005

Ohhh Angel - share your Zinfandel with me pleeeeese and I'll serve you up a double portion of Roast Beef, yorkshire puds and all the trimmings wink

Actually, make that a double Zinfandel wink

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Thanks Everyone.....you all make me feel better just by being there for me!!
Kit, feel free to send Kat round as my birthday pressie......I'll send him back properly used hun...... :twisted:

No, No, Helen, :shock:
He's a pressie - you don't send pressies back :shock: :shock: lol

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe

Did you flirt back :twisted:

my reply was equally concise. it was .......

"sigh"

I see you are well versed in the art of 'flirting' lol

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21 Jan 2005

I think this might have been a very tentative attempt at flirting WBB :shock: lol

Did you flirt back :twisted:

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Erotic is when you use a feather.....
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken...
(Well it made me laugh..!)

Erotic is when you use a chicken.
Kinky is when you use the whole damn farmyard.
I did NOT just say that, did I??
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I heard you :shock: :shock: :shock:

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by Jags
Kit - that's not a present that's a punishment!! I have a pic of Kate on his last birthday and he looks as miserable as a wet weekend in Newcastle - and you want to send THAT to poor Helen????

That was HIS last birthday Jags lol

He hates his own birthdays rolleyes

Besides, I'm sure Helen knows just how to put a smile on his face - don't you Helen :twisted:

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
I know it's not the done thing to promote one's own birthday but I figured that no one else was gonna do it...... so I thought I would.....
I'm the grand old age of 27 today......I know, getting old!!!
I've pretty much been alone all day (poor me..LoL) but that's okay.....been talking to some good friends on the phone :twisted:
Anyway......tomorrow night is the celebration, although I'm ill at the moment so it'll be a slightly gentle evening.....

Awww Helen, I will clap that thoughtless Kat in irons and pop a pink bow on him and send him round to you express delivery and you can then decide what you want to do with him for forgetting to post a birthday thread in your honour (phew, what a loooong sentence!)
Hope you have fun baby girl wink

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20 Jan 2005

mmmmmmmm, well cars are not really my thing wink

Used to get a lift to work from a lovely chap in his Lotus Elite JPS special (bugga to get out of in a dignified way in a traffic jam cool

)
Oh Mrs FC - you can share my MG anytime wink

Are MG's a 'girlie' car????
It seems to me that MG's are one of those 'unisex' cars that look and perform beautifully for both both male and female.
Passionate MG enthusiast Not the current MGRover combination - pure, thoroughbred MG's wink

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17 Jan 2005

Quote by MrFC
My big thing at Christmas is a fry up thats Eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding and.....FRIED CHRISTMAS PUDDING :shock: :shock:
Smothered in brown sauce

Geez, MrFC, rolleyes

Wish you had said this on Saturday ( we ate all the black pudding on friday) although there is still a brandy christmas pud sat in the cupboard that I didn't know how I was going to use up confused

So, your turn to cook breakfast then wink

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17 Jan 2005

Fantastic you guys - it is soooo good to see an idea in completion :twisted:
All the months are superb :twisted: What a great year!
I must confess to having a favourite and that May wink

Now why didn't we send a pic Claim to fame

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17 Jan 2005

Woooooooo, we have recently been told that we are going to be grandparents :shock:
Out of interest - who else on SH can make this claim???
We know of at least one other couple wink

you know who you are cool

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17 Jan 2005

Hi Jiggle!
Ooooh, I do like changes - what prompted you????
Nosey mare me :shock:

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17 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Ok all ya buggers north of Watford Gap.!
I know you all think you inhabit the swinging heartland
Well you're all WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So take that
We're just all more modest down here in the south Don't need to shout about ourselves from the rooftops like you lot do
So come on, let's be having yer!! :kick: :sparring:
:grin: :grin: :twisted: :twisted:

I assume you are making reference to the 'class' and 'sophistication' that is to be found South of the Watford Gap Eager wink

'In ya face' has it's benefits :shock: , but equally with mystique, suggestion and modesty :twisted:
It is all a mater of taste cool

We just don't shout about it in the refined ambience of Oxfordshire wink

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14 Jan 2005

Quote by se7endriver
its called a sporran - genuine squirrel fur no less

Yes, but what purpose does it serve and why 'squirrel' why not ostrich feathers or mink????

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14 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
yeeeeeeeeeaw!
Only I am allowed to call it a skirt

:twisted: :twisted: now now 7 dont be shy you know its really a skirt hahahahaha
Corrie dahling, don't interrupt the service here - se7endriver was bringing me a couple of beers, am happy to share if you want one too?
BTW - it's only 'skirt' if stockings are present :twisted: No idea what the dangly, furry bit is though :shock:

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14 Jan 2005

Quote by se7endriver
Im here,
i may have worn a skirt or two in my time
Now wheres the beers?

Put your pinny on then sweetie, beers are in the fridge on the far side of the room - bring me a couple whilst you are there mate lol

and make sure you bend right down to the bottom shelf :twisted:
Your claims must be verified by an accredited person ie me! cool

And do hurry :shock:

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14 Jan 2005

Kit strolls in, throws stilletoes into the empty Jacuzzi - that should soften the buggas up a bit!
Opens the fridge and lines up 7 cans of stella -that should last me the next half hour!
Slumps into armchair, chucking blow up dolly out first, puts feet up on coffee table. retrieves remote from Jags' secret hiding place and puts a porno dvd on - ahhhh, bliss that should send me to sleep until someone starts serving in here rolleyes

If this really is a GFZ - where are all the bloomin men????

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13 Jan 2005

Wooohoooo, keep at it guys, she hasn't :bounce: this much since easter 1975 :shock:
You bad buggas lol

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13 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat

ah well magik
you see, if you happen just to be doing the weekly shop, and see a lovely bunch of lilys, and buy 'em just cos you love her and know she'll like 'em, well the whole apology thing goes out the window doesn't it? just a thought for blokes doing the whole apology stigma thing! ;)
neil x x x ;)

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you been bugging my lounge?????
Kat regularly buys me a bunch of lilys (my favourite white ones) when he is shopping, not because he needs to apologise for anything but because he wants to and because we agreed that I would only ever get flowers if he felt he wanted to give them to me.
Bloomin Hell - Kat, explain this for me please!!!! Kit, you have just told the whole world that I do the shopping! - get yourself out of your own hole! lol

lhk :angel: :angel:
Well you do lol

Any suggestions to help me out of my own hole?????:angel:

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13 Jan 2005

Quote by mal609

Does that mean you are not sure if you've been told you are thick or if you are thick
Bloomin Hell Mal sweetie, you got me all confused now

Absolutely, gorgeous!! lol

(Does that help?)
Mal
wink

Now that makes perfect sense wink

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13 Jan 2005

Know what you mean Rainbows, Kate behaves like that at every opportunity rolleyes

but then it is only rarely that I would call him an animal lol

sadly we don't have any real animals any more :cry:

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13 Jan 2005

:shock:
Just nipped downstairs for a glass of water and what do I find on my return :shock: :shock:
Kat desperately pm'ing Jags on MY username mad

Jags

and one for Dawn too for your brilliant undercover illusion passionkiss

Jags - please activate him before friday, I will be gagging for some quality Kit time by then lol

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13 Jan 2005

WBB, I honestly admit to trying to find out what the bloomin hell Kat found more addictive than me :shock:
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em lol

Here's to SH wink

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13 Jan 2005

Quote by mal609
Once again i thought this thread was about something else (girth) . Ive done this twice this week,,,fraid its me who`s thick

Apparently I've been told I'm thick too redface

:twisted: :twisted: !!
Mal
wink

Does that mean you are not sure if you've been told you are thick or if you are thick

Bloomin Hell Mal sweetie, you got me all confused now redface

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